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I was practically falling asleep at the grocery. x_x I was yawning and blinking away sleepiness, endeavoring to walk down the aisles as if nothing was the matter to the internal monologue of “Stay cool. It’s cool. Walk. Turn. You’re cool. Watch out for that cart. You’re in control. Ooh, chocolate. Keep walking.” XD I rested, quite a bit, last night, but my brain is evidently still half-asleep. It must be wrackspurts!!

More importantly…

…what is this madness?!? 

Okay, tiny emergency over. Now that my brain has thought the words “Sami Zayn Pokémon Bakery AU,“ I can’t think about anything else. Thank you for bearing with me in this trying time.

(part 2) (so I heard about Meta Knight getting his right to fly battleships revoked since he crashed it so many times so I made these in honor of it for my appreciation of this blog)

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THEN WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU GIVE KIRBY IN THAT ONE EPISODE THAT YOU CALLED A LICENSE SOME FANCY LOOKING COOKIE YOU MADE WITH YOUR SHIT COOKING SKILLS

HOW THE HECK DO YOU EVER SEE ABOVE THE STEERING WHEEL YA SHORTY

(In all seriousness tho I love this and I am so glad you appreciate this blog so much thank you)

dragontrainer13  asked:

Turquoise, sunlight and coral for the Ocean Asks :) 🐚

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?- idk but some weird shit man

sunlight: least favourite song?- idk specifically but anything by Megan traitor is up there

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?- okay a fancy chocolate chip cookie where u can taste the salt. Like its obv a sweet but u can def taste the saltiness which perfectly illustrates my passive aggressive nature.