fancy zipper

look, not to put too fine a point on it… but what the fuck is erotic about someone upzipping something with their teeth? have you ever tried? feels like a dental drill whirring about as the thing rumbles through your teeth… i mean, the other night I’m trying to hang the washing out, this fancy shirt with a zipper is half undone as it goes n the hanger, but my other hand is full, “oh yeah, mouth!” you’d think is the obvious solution, but no… did you want dubstep vibrators in your jaw? that’s how you get dubstep vibrators in your jaw, and another thing…

tastescottsrainbow  asked:

TALK TO ME ABOUT DEREK GIVING STILES HIS FIRST LEATHER JACKET (or just a headcanon in general about stiles in a leather jacket. DAMN YOU DYLAN)

WELL IF YOU INSIST!

Derek knows that giving someone a leather jacket is a gesture. It’s not a gift you give to just anyone. It has significance, particularly coming from him. Everyone always joked that after he turned his betas he took them out shopping for leather jackets. It’s kind of true. 

When Derek was in high school he wanted a leather jacket, but his mom and dad said no. They told him that a leather jacket was too expensive to buy a growing boy. By the time Derek had his last major growth spurt, his family was already dead and he was living in Brooklyn with Laura. For his eighteenth birthday she took him to her favorite vintage shop and bought him his first leather jacket. 

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