ENTP: Heyyy everyone! Your teacher guy isn’t here today so I’m filling in.
Student: You’re kinda scary…we can always hear you from across the hall
ENTP: Well, ‘kinda scary’ all depends on what ‘scary’ even is. And, you know, that depends on what fear is. What even is fear? I want you guys to think about that for a moment.
Student: …well I’m scared of spiders
ENTP: Some people are scared of spiders, some are scared of the dark, some are scared of clowns, some are scared of plants, and some are scared of chocolate! I’m scared of dark chocolate. It’s horrible! Why take chocolate and make it healthier!?!? It’s all quite weird, the way food and fear work, isn’t it?I think it must be a conspiracy.
Student: Okay, are you from NightVale or something?
ENTP: I am *grabs a dark fancy coat and sunglasses off of one kid’s desk and puts them on*
can fitzsimmons just live a long and beautiful life with science and adorable children
and aunt daisy comes to visit them all the time and gently quakes the ground under the toddlers as they stumble around and babysits for fitzsimmons with uncle mack and aunt yoyo
and grandpa coulson comes all the time on his fancy jet and sunglasses and they call him grandpa phil and he tells them crazy stories about the avengers
and grandma may glares everytime they call her that but she allows it because she secretly likes it and then when the day is done her and grandpa phil leave promising they’ll come back with gifts next time
but jemma gets paranoid because she’s afraid the gift will be a babies first gun or alien tech
and their little kiddos have accent’s just like them and their daughters first word is science and their sons is monkey
and when they die they die together from old age and their graves are side by side, saying “beside each other the whole damn time”
I was wondering if in one story, Katarina either discovered that it was actually the wife who was the cheater, not the husband, or that she and one of the women whose husbands she ate ends up getting with her?
Ask, and ye shall receive! Full story under the cut.
Seriously Dylan, life isn’t fair. While you’re relaxing on the beach with your sunglasses and fancy drink I have to go to work because it’s Monday morning. What are you doing today? #hamster #beach #fancydrink #sunglasses #weeklyfluff