I had a dream I was like, trying to have a fling with a really sexy bear of a professor. Then I got accepted to a very fancy grad school in Hawaii. My friend also got in so we went to visit and like a bus met all the visitors at the airport. It was really dope. And like not a real place because it was mountains in one side, the ocean on another, and then giant floating glaciers on the other. But then as we were approaching the school a bunch of naked frat boys jumped onto the side of the bus and jerked off at all the passengers one of whom came and it hit my friend in the face. We got to the reception and some administrator kinda hissed “should we tell them they’re probational acceptees?” Which meant if we didn’t get a 3.5 they’d kick us out. Then we each got our own tour guide who I told about the thing on the bus and she just told me not to worry. I wanted to report it, but she just told me to ignore it. So then when everyone reconvened to hang out I told them what happened and said they don’t report sexual assault, and some students tried to tell me “oh that’s not representative of the school, so it’s fine.” Apparently I ran my mouth about it too much and an administrator yelled at me saying I just didn’t understand the situation or how the school works and that I wouldn’t be invited if I continued to question their way of running things.
so, um. if you have any particular feelings about labyrinth--specifically Sarah--uh, go wild.