The S&M brother get a bento box with their favorite foods from their SO
this has been in my inbox for like forever, sorry! I’m still not very confident doing scenario requests like this because
i am incapable of taking anything seriously ever but?????????
Shu: what? you woke him up because you expect him to eat? pssssh. bitch is goin right back to sleep. he’d probably get you to feed him because using his arms?? sitting up? what do you take him for? some kind of functioning adult?????
Reiji: you know gordan ramsay? okay now imagine gordan ramsay but with a whip. reiji has no mercy. if the food is not up to his standards he will rip you to fuckin shreds. verbally. maybe physically? depends on the quality of food
Ayato: hell. fuckin. yes. boy expects you to bring him takoyaki on a regular basis anyway. he is pleased and will probably be slightly less demanding/irritating for like… half a day?
Kanato: i’ve never heard of a bento full of sweets, but let’s just roll with it okay. however, kanato’s the pickiest person on the goddamn planet and if the sweets aren’t sweet enough, prepare for a tantrum. probably a good idea not to include chopsticks or silverware, just to minimize potential stab wounds.
Laito: aww, what a thoughtful gift! are you trying to seduce him? probably not but he’s going to take it as you trying to get into his pants, which is in fact a roundabout way for him to get into your pants. it’s very confusing. he does love the food tho
Subaru: i don’t think he has a favorite food? but you still try to give him a thoughtful gift of a homemade bento. how nice of you. he is flustered by this kind gesture and hides that by being a grumpy spoilsport. “blah blah i dont need food this is a waste of time i’m subaru and i’m a butt”
Ruki: you know gordon ramsay? now imagine gordan ramsay but with an estimated 50 whips and a tendency to murder innocent animals. ruki’s the chef of the family, so less than perfect food will result in severe punishment. i wouldn’t risk it tbh. i mean, unless you’re into that? no judgment.
Kou: he probably things you expect something in return and this could go one of two ways. 1) he’s super thankful, you enjoy a lovely meal, and he’s nice to you and treats you to a nice date or something. 2) he’s super suspicious, thinks you’re trying to win a favor, and is generally unpleasant. who fuckin knows with kou
Yuma: hyped as fuck for this sick ass meal. what’s that? you used fresh produce? hell fuckin yeah. what’s that? you got it from his garden without permission? uhhhhhhhhhh…. i mean he eats it because waste not want not, but still. he’s, as the kids say, upsetti spaghetti
Azusa: !!!!! Food! Handmade! By! Eve!!! FOR HIM!!! he’s like a puppy. super fuckin stoked for this fancy lunchbox. also probably offers to share it with you but you made it hecka spicy so it might actually kill you?
prompt: gail asked her friend holly to be her plus one for a wedding or something out of state and they have to drive and when they stop at a motel for the night the only room left has 1 small bed and they have to share. holly doesn't want gail to feel awkward about it so she tries really hard not to touch gail but ends up almost falling out of the bed and gail catches her and casually keeps her arms around her all night to "keep her safe"
“Gail,” Holly had said, cheerful and wheedling at the same time.
Gail had turned in her chair and narrowed her eyes. Holly wanted something. She would give in with contemptuous ease, they both knew that, but she had a reputation to maintain.
Lunchbox: Just boarded. Sitting on the tarmac crying. Thanks for that.
Gail: What did I do? Better yet, you’re coming home?!?!?
Lunchbox: Read your email and yes, touch down after 6pm tonight.
Gail: Oh that. U cried?
Lunchbox: Yes, tears and everything. You do good email.
Gail: I am good at a lot of things, doesn’t mean I want to continue doing them.
Lunchbox: Such a buzzkill.
Gail: It’s a gift.
Lunchbox: I am nodding.
Gail: Do you want me to pick u up later? I am back at work today (cos I was sick, remember?) but I am off at 4.
Lunchbox: No need to trouble yourself. Was planning on getting a taxi.
Gail: It’s no trouble. I wouldn’t have offered otherwise.
Lunchbox: If you insist then. Flight 254.
Gail: I am insisting. If you’re really nice I might even bring u a present!
Lunchbox: When am I not nice? I actually brought home a present for you too but you can’t have it yet.
Gail: U can’t tell a girl she’s getting a present and then not give it to her as soon as u see her.
Lunchbox: Well then I’ll have to find you another present between here and baggage claim because you are not getting this one.
Gail: Well I think that’s only fair.
Gail: Do u have plans the weekend of December 6?
Lunchbox: That is months away.
Gail: U are right. What was I thinking? Knowing me our friendship will have probably imploded by then.
Lunchbox: Don’t be stupid. I’ll check my calendar.
Gail: U do that.
Lunchbox: Um, don’t hate me, but I do.
Gail: Seriously? 2 months in advance?
Lunchbox: Well this has been on the cards for 6, so…
Gail: Bugger! It!
Lunchbox: I know I am all things lovely, but why are you so desperate to make plans with me?
Gail: My mother has this fancy dinner thing.
Lunchbox: You want me to come to a dinner with you, plus one type of thing?
Lunchbox: Um, ouch!
Gail: Lol. No, I needed u to be my excuse for not coming. If I had plans with u she wouldn’t question it so much.
Lunchbox: Okay, so just say you have plans with me then.
Gail: Yeah, that’s not really how it really works with my mother. I would actually have to be in the same vicinity as u.
Lunchbox: How on earth would she know whether you were near me or not? Did she GPS our phones?
Gail: I wouldn’t put it past her. Anyway, she doesn’t know who u are. She would call me and then ask to speak to u to check that I am telling the truth.
Gail: I know :S It’s high school stuff. I just can’t do this particular dinner, for political reasons. And before u ask, that is what I say when I don’t want to talk about it.
Lunchbox: Got it. Okay, can’t you ask one of your other friends?
Gail: My mother knows and dislikes most of my other friends, except for Traci, so in her eyes they don’t count. Besides, Traci is probably invited. She can hang with my bro, whom by the way has a huge crush on her.
Lunchbox: That’s sweet.
Gail: And gross.
Lunchbox: Okay, so what makes you think she would accept me as your excuse?
Gail: That’s easy. You’re a doctor and are married to your work. That’s like hitting the friendship jackpot in her book. U can only rub off on me.
Gail: That wasn’t meant to sound dirty.
Lunchbox: It never does with you.
Lunchbox: I guess you could come to my thing.
Gail: Don’t sound too enthused about that.
Lunchbox: You can definitely come to my thing! Better?
Gail: A bit.
Lunchbox: You’re a hard women to please. Okay, so I booked your ticket.
Gail: U booked my what now?
Gail: Okay, so I’m guessing u turned your phone off for your flight. Who the hell does that anymore? Now I have to wait 5 hours? U officially suck! And I am talking to myself…
Lunchbox: Landed, though still sitting on the plane for some reason. Well you said you would come to my thing, it just happens to be in Vancouver.
Gail: Is this a plus one type of thing?
Lunchbox: No, this is my little sisters 25th birthday type of thing.
Gail: I am not sure we are their yet. Friends, travelling together? It could get dicey.
Lunchbox: You’re a nob.
Gail: Aww, thank you. Will their be alcohol and Pictionary involved.
Lunchbox: One can only hope. Be out in 10 minutes.
Gail: I am already waiting.
Gail: Okay, it’s been 10 minutes.
Lunchbox: Patience my young Padawan. Bit of a queue at the top of the escalator.
Lunchbox: A couple a metres away from the escalator.
Lunchbox: One metre.
Lunchbox: I am at the top of the escalator. I will shortly be descending down said escalator.
Gail: I see you you big loon.
Lunchbox: You look nice. Hot date?
Gail: If u wanna call it that. What’s with the serial killer eyes?
Lunchbox: You better watch out! My big long hugging arms are coming for you!
Gail: That’s it. I am outta here.
Lunchbox: Hey! Don’t you run away from me.
Lunchbox: OMG! You are such a brat. Come back here!