fancy gallery

Random thought?? So Stan is a skilled artist in his own way, he creates taxidermy creatures and cobbles together various crafts. What if one of the tourists who comes in is a snooty gallery curator and sees the stuff around the Shack and is like “Mr. Pines, this is exactly the kind of avant-garde outsider art my gallery is looking for. There is a certain je ne sais quoi to these, and people will pay a hefty sum for these eccentricities”  “Don’t know what Juno says quack is but you had me at ‘hefty sum’. So that’s how  Stan gets to be in an art gallery with all his stuff on display everywhere. He drinks a lot of wine, and eats all the fancy cheeses, and wrangles patrons. “My oh my, what is this delightfully quirky creature?” “What’s it look like, it’s literally a squirrel-duck. Lookin’ at it costs you five bucks.”  I mean, Stan being in a fancy art gallery opening (with his stuff being displayed) is hilarious to me for some reason?

Dating Donovan Would Include
  • Meeting at a movie night in the park
  • Him telling the Countess that he wants to keep you alive because he wants you as a pet
  • But he knows that’s a lie; he fell for you instantly and wants to be yours as much as he wants you to be his
  • Visiting you at night, causing so many vampire/twilight stalking jokes
  • He hates those jokes so he’ll raise his eyebrows at you and threaten you to stop or else
  • “I’ll gobble you up if you keep taking.” Ensue hot playful wrestling until he gets you to stop.
  • Taking you to fashion shows, art galleries, fancy places to eat, etc. He just loves to pamper you
  • Iris telling you about when he was little which makes him embarrassed and grumpy
  • Lots of stories about when he was lost as a human and the dark stuff he got into
  • Him being very protective so that you don’t make the same mistakes he did
  • Lots of rough sex, because he has a preference for being dominant
  • Lots of lovemaking when he’s had a tough day, because you know exactly what to do to make him feel better
  • Cuddling while you watch old movies or binge watching Netflix shows
  • Walking around the house naked 
  • Sleeping in every morning, wrapped up in each other as he strokes your hair
  • Him finally deciding to turn you
New Angel on the Block Part 3

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Warnings: None

Word Count: 1320

Summary: Part 3 to New Angel on theBlock. Reader!Angel has to dress up and go to a fancy art gallery where shedoesn’t fit in well. ReaderXDean.

 You woke to sounds of movement outside your room, raising quickly from the bed you scanned the area coming to some relief to find you were still in the bunker. So apparently it was possible for angels to sleep. You pulled the covers off you and swung your legs over to stand, a pounding in your head quickly followed.

You heard muttering coming from outside the room as you edged forward to listen.

“I’m telling you man, she’s not going to do it” Deans voice rang through your ears a little too loud making you close your eyes and rub your fingers over your head.

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Headcanon that Will and Nico can absolutely never agree on where to eat.  Nico wants to go to a nice Italian place, Will wants to try that Doritos taco at Taco Bell.  Nico wants to go to this chic, high-end place in Manhattan, Will wants to get takeout from this sketchy Chinese place that just opened up down the block.  Nico wants to go to a fancy art gallery opening that’s serving wine and hors d'oeuvres, Will would rather order a pizza and watch Netflix.