==> Meet that one sea troll
You arrive at a beach accompanied by various of small sandy islands with plants that you can’t see right now. as you are looking at the one that is closest to the shore at the moment, the first sandy island of many. This particular small sandy island has a hive that looks like a tower that might fall at any moment. or not. you don’t know.
==> check for troll
You find a sea dweller troll in his natural habitat, he seems to be excited, for he has found a book of his ancestor, which contains many magical secrets that can further him in his long life yet to come.
==> Stroke the book
Ah yessss…Soft book, good book. precious.
GODDAMN DO YOU LOVE THIS BOOK. IT’S SO AWESOME AND SHINY AND BEAUTIFUL, GODDAMN YOU WANT TO FUCK THE BOOK.
Actually you won’t fuck the book, that’s painful and paper cuts on a bulge would be terrible.