fan troll

It’s been exactly one year since I started liveblogging Homestuck, so I decided to mark the occasion with an art commission from the lovely and talented @cultivationartisan!

Zolent Serdet has become a god tier Seer of Time and instead of a turn table or music box, his temporal instrument of choice is an iPod. Somewhere along the line, his walking stick was alchemitized with a conductor’s baton because what else would you use while navigating the flow of time?

akumeoy  asked:

Do you have any fantrolls/fankids?

as a matter of fact yes, or at least, I used to. back in summer 2010…the hivebent days…those candycorn days, those fantroll nights! I never named him but he was an indigo-blood with a crown of broken horns who was devoted to proving the natural superiority of his blood by disguising himself as a lowblood and fighting his way up the ranks in the gladiatorial arena. 

he had a crown of broken horns and a dark blue scar down the left side of his face that he got tattooed burgundy to help disguise his blood. while fighting in the arena he comes to respect his lowblooded compatriots/opponents, eventually losing an arm defending his closest friend from an imperial drone. obviously his blood sprays everywhere, revealing his true identity, and he leads a revolution that is ultimately quashed, his name stricken from history

all of this was just for fun, of course, and in the spirit of the whole fantroll thing he was pretty brazenly a composite of a bunch of different gladiators I like–spartacus, maximus, gurney halleck

We are out of nominations again! Please send us more! We’d like to see some new people be nominated!


Do you know someone in the community that deserves a few kudos? Someone who’s characters they should be recognized for? Tell us and they may get a special achievement! Here’s how to nominate someone for a Fantroll Community Achievement:

  1. Go into Ask Box
  2. Give us a community member’s username, their troll, and what achievement they have unlocked! When giving an achievement, you cannot use anonymous, but don’t worry, none of the nominations ever get published, so your submission will not be seen! The reason we do this is so people don’t continuously nominate themselves…because that’s kind of awkward for us to deal with.
  3. If you don’t want to nominate someone for their troll, and just nominate a member of the community, you can do that too! Their troll didn’t have to do something special, amusing, or funny for a mun to get recognized! Feel free to submit a username, and what they have done special that you think they should get kudos for!
  4. Send and you are done! Your nomination will never get published, but their achievement will still be posted.

To make it clear, anonymous questions are certainly allowed, just not when submitting a nomination!

Disclaimer: We have the right to not post some achievements or fulfill all requests. It may get overwhelming if we get too many!


Last time we posted this was 6 months ago! phew we have a lot of catching up to do!

IMPERIAL MARCH (DUBSTEP REMIX)
LDUK
IMPERIAL MARCH (DUBSTEP REMIX)

IN HONOR OF HUMAN MALE LUSUS DAY AND NOT AT ALL A FOLLOW ON TO OUR DISCUSSION ABOUT THE TYRIAN HUE OF OUR SLURRY, WE PRESENT TO YOU A SIGHT *MOST UNHOLY*.

HER IMPERIAL CONTEMPTUOUSNESS.

OUR IMAGINARY NEVER IN A BILLION SWEEPS HOW DOES THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE…

GRUB.

BEST VIEWED WHILE LISTENING TO THE TRACK ABOVE. A STAND-IN THEME, IF YOU WILL.

WE SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS HORRIBLE THOUGHT.

AND I KIND OF LOVE IT.