Thanks to @balthazars-muse for this awesome idea - Dean’s Flavor of the Month!! Here’s my entry for Leo - Peach Pie.
Characters: Dean x Reader
Summary: You bake Dean some peach pies, and he’s very grateful…
A/N: According to the interwebs, a Leo’s most erogenous zone is the back - and they also crave admiration. Who do you know who could do a better job at admiring and worshiping a woman than Dean? ;)
Dean walks into the kitchen, sniffing the air with a blissful expression. “What smells so good?”
You can’t help but smile at him as he walks directly to the oven, and you swat playfully at his hand as he reaches to open it. “Be patient!”
He grins at you, hooking an arm around your waist to pull you close and capture your lips in a lingering kiss. “You’re baking a pie, aren’t you? Nothing sexier than a woman with flour on her face.”
You blush, brushing at your cheeks as Dean kisses the tip of your nose. You push away, smiling at his teasing. “I bought a whole box of peaches from that roadside stand. They looked so luscious I couldn’t resist.”
sometimes I have a hard time separating canon stuff from what I’ve read in fanfic. So I decided to make a list of things about Lassi that I *think* are canon, as of early Season 7, which is where I’m at. (also it’s off the top of my head so it’s in no way exhaustive… feel free to add to it or correct me)
attended a Catholic school as a child (Irish background)
Father was emotionally distant and often absent
as a result, young Carlton spent almost all his weekends at Old Sonora, an old west reenactment “tourist trap” outside of Santa Barbara, and developed a close relationship with the sheriff, who was a father figure to him (and called him “Binky.”)
His mother (who calls him “Booker” - middle name?) is in a long-term relationship (married?) with a black woman named Althea. Their relationship with Carlton is a bit rocky?
Used to figure skate
Wrestled in high school
Drinks his coffee with 3 creams, 4 sugars (though I think at one point he starts drinking black? or was that in a fanfic..). Also a fan of delicious flavor (drank a pineapple smoothie in one episode, anyway).
Loves fishing, but loves skeeball even more
Loves/knows a lot about cars
Loves guns the MOST! Has won awards for sharpshooting
also loves Clint Eastwood a LOT, and his favorite film is Heartbreak Ridge (possibly). This is the primary interest he shares with his wife Marlowe (who left out the bathroom window after they first met, and who he ended up having to arrest, though he waited for her to complete her sentence).
seriously, he really loves his guns, and he has lots of them
Was a rookie cop (with a bad mustache) the same year that Henry arrested Shawn for stealing
Can be sexist at times but also loves & shows respect for women
for example, his partner, O’Hara (who he would kill/die for, and confesses when he thinks he’s dying is the best partner he’s ever had), and Chief Vick (even though he aspires to being Chief himself).
Seems to want children but has also shown dislike for them.
Was separated from his wife Victoria (presumably due to him putting his job before her) for two years before they were divorced. He was still obsessed with her during the separation but also had a short-lived relationship with his partner Lucinda Barry (before Shawn let the cat out of the bag and Barry transferred). In the end, signed the divorce papers without putting up a fight.
Has a younger sister he adores who idolized him (until Shawn showed her he’s a fallible dork). But they still have a good relationship.
O- blood type (?)
Cares about his appearance and either genuinely has good self-esteem or is good at acting like he does.
but cares way more about truth, justice, and upholding the LAW.
Makes no secret of his contempt for Shawn Spencer’s “psychic” act, but also doesn’t put up much of a fight when it actually comes to working with him (anymore) because he knows at the end of the day Shawn closes cases (and “astounds” Carlton in the process). Will drop pretty much everything to come when Shawn calls or when he’s in trouble.
*APPARENTLY AMAZING IN BED W/ INCREDIBLE STAMINA
Was a member of the Anti-Glee club in high school with a guy named Stumpy
added thanks to reblogs… can’t believe I left this out:
HUGE Civil War buff/leads local re-enactments
reiterate: PROTECT JULES AT ALL COSTS
kind of an attention whore…. likes seeing himself in the paper and becomes even more of a dork in front of the camera than he already is (though also can be well-spoken).
“I call him Dwight. ” “Look, if I understood what you were saying — I’d still be a virgin.” “If you don’t know the answer don’t make up words.” “When did my house become a day-care center?” “Save it for your online roleplay.” “That’s how babies are made?” “Close the blinds, shut the door, and remain completely silent — this is big.” “Do you know how many secrets I’m keeping from you already? You totally trust me.” “Someone didn’t drink their courageous juice this morning.” “Don’t be an idiot. I’m not one of your fans. I barely even like you.” “It’s a good thing you’re here, we were just about to do some scrap booking.” “That was hot!” “I’ve heard it both ways.” “You’re probably going to be eaten by carpet beetles.” “I don’t have my toothbrush! I don’t have my multivitamins!” “Why would I be mad? I’m locked in a museum with a possibly a violent criminal and probably an angry mummy spirit. Oh, and here’s a bonus we have no phones.” “Don’t worry about it. I honestly didn’t know I was going to be putting my foot up your ass, life’s full of surprises.” “You want me to poke you in the eyes on the roof?” “You keep a stun gun in the birdhouse?” “Don’t listen to him, he’s a dream killer.” “One part ice cream, two parts awesome.” [ high pitched screaming ] “C’mon son.” “You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.” “There’s a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.” “Before we get started we always like to ask a few preliminary questions. Standard stuff. Let’s see, one: did you kill that guy?” “Suck it.” “This makes me want to weep and then die.” “You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?” “Remember: you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess and then like a person again.” “I call it very close talking.” “Are you a fan of delicious flavor?” “Is it just me or is this unbearably boring?” “It’s not like I’m wearing a giant moose costume.” “Me gusta queso.” “How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?” “That sounds like a totally disturbing game.” “No I’m not mad. I’m happy! I’m thrilled! I love looking like an idiot!” “Seek help.” “I file these words under “Things to say when I want to be ridiculed or kicked out of bed.” "In my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education.” “I am so sorry if my agonizing pain is inconveniencing you.”
Psych In the pilot, James Roday improvised by picking up a pineapple and saying, “Should I slice this up for the road?" There has been a pineapple, or a picture/symbol of one, in very nearly every single episode of Psych since. It’s on a lot of merchandise, and is even kind of a logo for the show. Once Shawn tried to make a pineapple upside-down cake and said, "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?” which is now a phrase associated with the whole pineapple thing.
How I Met Your Mother In season 1, Ted wakes up hungover to an unknown girl in his bed, a pineapple on the nightstand, a sprained ankle, and a burnt coat, with no memory of his drunken adventure last night. All of these strange happenings were explained in the episode, but the pineapple remained a mystery for the rest of the series, even with Ted’s attempt at sleuthing. Fans are still annoyed it wasn’t answered.
Chuck In Chuck vs The Nemesis, Buy More is preparing for the madness of Black Friday shoppers, and the employees learn that they are to use the word “pineapple” in the worst of all situations (otherwise never) to start a storewide emergency evacuation. On Black Friday, when a bad guy comes in and is forcing Chuck (secret spy/supercomputer) with a gun to walk across the store, an employee comes up to Chuck with a problem with the registers; the bad guy says he’ll kill the employee if Chuck says more than one word to him. Chuck utters, “Pineapple.” Videos make this easier to picture, haha