famous nurse

You are a famous WWI nurse, thanks to your actions thousands of men are still alive. But, in reality, you are a horrible nurse. You just happen to be an amazing necromancer.

babybatbrat  asked:

alright but what is on the pinterest board that nursey's mom makes when nursey starts dating chowder? (or dex if that comes easier)

HOH

  • at first she wanted to go with pink and like a soft teal for their colors
    • her baby looks good in pink
    • her baby’s baby loves teal (and doesn’t look bad at all in it)
  • but then she remembered that derek’s favorite flowers are sunflowers?
  • and chris likes lavender a lot
    • “do i change it to purple and yellow?”
    • “mustard and lilac?”
      • it’s a struggle, y’all
  • she ends up going with a blue-green jewel tone, cream, and gold accents
  • instead of bouquets, she finds little gold circlets that you can twist flowers into
  • mrs. nurse puts marigold centerpieces in
    • they’re fucking beautiful
  • she also finds these little pins that you can thread a tendril of lilac through
    • they’d look great on a cream colored three piece yves st. laurent suit
    • or a deep blue comme de garcons double breasted peak lapel 30 30
    • i mean, she is yanaha nurse, a famous model
    • she knows a guy or twelve
      • she’s just saying
  • dr. nurse sees her ridiculous human being of a wife making another fucking pinterest board
    • “yaya, baby” she says.
    • “yes, alda?” she says innocently, definitely not hiding her laptop
    • “they’ve been dating para like three months”
    • “there’s no time like the present?
  • nursey is friends with his mother on pinterest but doesn’t often check it
  • he decides to one day
    • this is a mistake
  • there are rings, suits, centerpieces, shoes, ideas for venues, places for honeymoons, everything
  • he might panic a little because his first thought isn’t “my mom is being super weird”
    • his first thought is “chris would really like this”
      • it’s pretty scary to be thinking that when he’s, like, barely into his twenties and has never really had domestic fantasies before
  • “mama,” he says to her, “i think you’re getting a little ahead of yourself”
    • “you’re in love with him, aren’t you?”
    • “yeah–’
    • “yOU ARE? THAT’S SO GREAT” 
    • “but i’m, like… twenty”
    • “that’s fair”
    • “and you didn’t ask me about anything”
    • “mm… and chris is chinese, isn’t he? I should ask his mother if she has any ideas, i don’t just want to dump all our traditions and stuff on them without asking for her opinion, do i?”
    • “mAMA NO”
    • “i’m kidding, baby. you’re right, i’ll slow it down”
    • “thank you mama” and he hangs up
  • chris texts him
    • [text]: hey, uh, derek?
    • [text]: ??? whatsup
    • [text]: it’s kinda weird pls don’t judge me
    • [text]: 👀👀👀
    • [text]: not that kinda weird omg
    • [text]: boo lol what is it then
    • [text]: (link)
  • it’s chowder’s mom’s pinterest board for their wedding

Thanks to @manticoremonster for helping me expand Nurse Offstill/Nurse Awesome even further. 

  • In George and Harold’s comics, Nurse Awesome’s origin story is this: she is a genetically modified clone made from the DNA of a famous (but dead) WWII nurse. She was designed and created to fight the world’s most evil diseases, and that’s exactly what her life is dedicated to. 
  • Nurse Awesome’s arch nemeses is The Black Plague, a supervillain who dresses like a plague doctor. His minions’ names are Bubonic (called Bub for short), Pneumonic (called Pneu for short), and Septicemic (called Sep for short). Her other enemies include Mad Cow, Flu Season, and the Pox Brothers (Chicken and Small). 
  • Nurse Offstill helps George and Harold with the Nurse Awesome comics, by contributing her medical knowledge and her wit and also by modelling for Harold. 
  • George and Harold decide to split their much-anticipated Captain Underpants/Nurse Awesome crossover into two parts. The first part is a roaring success. The illustrations are spot on, the dialogue is sharp and funny, it’s action-packed, it’s medically accurate, and CU and Nurse Awesome have excellent chemistry as a team as they join forces to defeat their mutual enemies. However, it ends on a cliffhanger (because George and Harold are little assholes like that), which leaves many readers frustrated and ravenous for more. The reader left most frustrated and ravenous is Mr. Krupp, who secretly read the comic after confiscating it, like he does with all of them. 
  • The second part takes a long time to be made, as George, Harold, and Nurse Offstill are putting a lot of thought and care into it. Mr. Krupp’s impatience begins driving him insane, and he goes around the school confiscating every comic he finds hoping it’s the second part, to no avail. When his impatience reaches a breaking point, he confronts Nurse Offstill in the hallway and demands to know what happens next. 
    Offstill: Are you actually being serious right now? 
    Krupp: I’m never not serious! Just tell me! 
    Offstill: Nope. Sorry. Can’t. No spoilers. 
    Krupp: WHAT?!
    Offstill: You might ruin it for the other fans. 
    Krupp: *turning bright red* I’m not a fan! 
    Offstill: Then what happens to Captain Underpants and Nurse Awesome shouldn’t bother you so much. *walks away and leaves him shaking with rage* 
  • He then tries to get George and Harold to hand over the draft for the second part, only to be told by them that Nurse Offstill has it (she’s doing some editing). Knowing that there’s no way Offstill will give the draft up willingly, Mr. Krupp resolves that he has to try and steal it. His plan is to take some personal item of hers from her office while she’s elsewhere and then go to her apartment later on to return it (he’ll blame the theft on some student). He’ll get her to invite him inside and then he’ll snoop around for the draft while her back is turned. 
  • The plan fails miserably. When Mr. Krupp gets to her apartment, it’s full of kids. She’s babysitting half of her loud and rambunctious nieces and nephews. Comic or no comic, there’s no way he’s going in there. She’s won again. It gets worse when his toupee falls off and the kids starting screaming about him being Captain Underpants. They don’t go to Jerome Horwitz, but they get all the comics from their aunt. 
    One of Offstill’s nieces: *jumping up and down excitedly* And Aunt Denny is Nurse Awesome! 
    Mr. Krupp: *through gritted teeth* I know. 
    Offstill: *smiling smugly* 
  • Since he’s behaving like such a child over the second part of the crossover, Nurse Offstill decides to make him pay for it. She shows up in his office with the thing he wants most: the only advance copy of the second part, put together just for him. However, he can have it only on three conditions…
    1) If he gets to keep this comic and the others, the rest of the students’ get to keep theirs. No more confiscating. 
    2) No more detention or marks docked for students who doodle in their notebooks or on their homework and tests. He has to let all the teachers know this. 
    3) He has to put up art boards around the school where students can hang their creative drawings without fear of punishment. He agrees to all three demands, or she’s taking the advance copy away and George and Harold won’t release the second part at all. 
    Offstill: You get all the art the kids make or you get none of it. Your choice. 
    Krupp: *appalled and furious* You can’t do this to me! 
    Offstill: Yes, I can. I’m Nurse Awesome. 
  • He says no at first to spite her. She shrugs and leaves, with his desired comic book. Devastated, he follows her, and discovers that she’s headed for the school cafeteria where she intends to burn the comic over the stove. As she’s turning the stove on, she gives him once last chance to accept her offer. He hesitates until the last second, right before the envelope the book is in is about to touch the flame. He’s sweating and biting his nails at this point, and he bursts out, “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I’LL DO IT!” 
    Offstill: *smiling victoriously* I knew we’d come to an agreement. We’re a pair of superheros, after all. 
  • He doesn’t get the comic until he’s fulfilled all three demands and made them permanent in writing. Once he finally has it, he shuts himself up in his office (telling the secretary not to bother him for any reason) and devours it in one go. He’s completely blown away. It’s George and Harold finest work yet; they’ve outdone themselves. The only thing that bothers him is the ending: Captain Underpants and Nurse Awesome part ways because Nurse Awesome is travelling back in time to meet her original self during WWII. He wonders if this is Nurse Offstill’s way of hinting that she’s planning to leave Jerome Horwitz and go back to the children’s hospital…
Will Solace Headcannons. #1

- Will’s hair, eyes, and freckles glow when he’s excited, in love, or embarrassed.

- He kicks serious butt in the capture the flag games.

- His healing powers are better on the battlefields, because he’s normally in the sunlight.

- Whenever he’s angry or upset, the lights in the room flicker. If he’s outside, the sun gets hotter.

- When he isn’t in camp, he works at a music store with a few other people, and Nico is a normal customer (normally just to see Will.)

- He learns to play the piano and loves to surprise Nico and Hazel with some ragtime songs. (Mostly Scott Joplin.)

- Will had a crush on Bianca for like five seconds before he saw Nico.

- Will only wants to be a doctor because his mother was a famous nurse in his city, and he doesn’t want to disappoint her.

- His real dream is to join the Marines as a medic.

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The Ghost at The Waverly Hills Sanitarium, Kentucky.


Coughing up blood, over crowded, understaffed, bizarre unethical twisted treatments, “Welcome to Waverly Hills Sanatorium” – a medical facility that was once dedicated to treat patients suffering from Tuberculosis, long before the modern cure was discovered. Without the antibiotics, the hospital provided the only known cure at that time – fresh air and sunshine, and thus the patients spent the majority of their time in the solarium-like porch ways. There were many other unethical ways that were used to treat patients which were downright dangerous and only 5% patients survived the treatment. It is believed that as many as 8000 patient dead bodies were carelessly thrown down a chute and then taken out of the building through an underground tunnel. This method of disposing the bodies was kept confidential by doctor’s orders who wanted patients to be unaware of the quantity of dead bodies. But with the discovery of the antibiotic, that could successfully treat and cure tuberculosis, the sanatorium was closed down. Many believe that the spirits of the patients still roam about the hospital in search of answers. The most famous being of a nurse named Mary Lee who happen to contract the disease. But the story takes a horrific twist when she was found hanging from a light apparatus in Room 502. Some believe she took her life after she found out that she was was pregnant with the child from one of the doctors and unmarried. Tragically her body lay undiscovered for a long time. The picture above is of the ghostly figure captured on camera, who is believed to be of Mary Lee….forever roaming the corridors of the hospital groaning in pain.

Nurse Offstill and the captain being properly introduced at last
  • George: Captain, meet Nurse Offstill. Nurse Offstill, meet Captain Underpants!
  • CU: Awww, the famous nurse, and crusader for children's health and safety! My sidekicks have told me countless tales of your selflessness and heroic feats! Madam, I must say, this is QUITE an honour! *sweeping bow*
  • Nurse Offstill: *thinking* I knew I would be seeing Krupp's bare chest someday but I thought it would be when I would have to use a defibrillator on him.
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May 14th 1881: Mary Seacole dies

On this day in 1881, the nurse Mary Seacole died in London aged 76. Originally from Jamaica, the young Mary was taught her nursing skills by her mother. When war broke out in the Crimea, she applied to give medical assistance to wounded servicemen but was refused, and so gave treatment independently. Her patients admired ‘Mother Seacole’ and helped raised money for her after the war when she was left destitute. Despite her exemplary national service and popularity in Britain, Seacole faced discrimination at home due to her race, and was unable to vote or hold public office. She has thus often been forgotten and placed in the shadow of famous Crimean War nurse Florence Nightingale, however, in 2004 Seacole was voted the greatest black Briton.

A 25 foot sculpture portraying Alfred Eisenstaedt’s photograph of a sailor kissing a nurse stands in Times Square to celebrate and remember the end of World War II. Couples have gathered to reenact the famous kiss.  

Badass Nursing Home Residents Recreate Famous Movie Scenes

Senior citizens from nursing homes in Essen, Mülheim and other towns across Germany have proved that having fun has nothing to to with your age. The young-at-heart nursing home residents created a calendar of brilliant pictures for the Essenes Contillia Group called “Classics 2014” in which they replace famous movie stars in some of their favorite classic movie scenes.

“Breakfast at Tiffany”: Marianne Brunsbach, 86

“Titanic”: Erna Rütt, 86 and Alfred Kelbch, 81

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Sometimes I really like Sweden. For example there have been a famous nurse here who have been suing the state because she didn’t want to preform abortions because of her christianity (it was mostly a stunt and she’s been backed up by US organizations). But she lost (of course) and now she have to pay the bills for the trials, and every comment I’ve ever seen on the news sites regarding this issue have been like “lol fuck you what the hell did you think was gonna happen?”.

lovesick | shawn mendes imagine

requested by literally nobody (seriously. no one asked for this.)

word count: 1,111

author’s note: my inbox was filling up with angsty/romantic imagines and i wanted to break that up by doing something lighthearted. plus i’ve been made aware i’ve been lacking in the imagines department lately so, yeah. enjoy!

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As far as you were concerned, this was all Jack’s fault.

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anonymous asked:

"Fuck off. I mean it" nurseydex

Lol. I was wondering when someone was going to ask for this one…

Thank you for sending it!

So here is my attempt at a video interview for a fictional college gossip magazine.

This story is actually based partially in fact about the time I accidentally hit my husband in the face.

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The Swallow; volume 21, issue 13

Watch the video excerpt from our lead reporter’s, Sarah Hendrickson, interviewing with Samwell Alum and Famous Author, Derek Nurse.

[Audio Description Below]

Derek is dressed in a white button up and dark olive green suit. He has a golden and matching green scarf with gold horn rimmed glasses. His hair is a little gray at the temples. Sarah is behind the camera asking questions.

Derek: “The most embarrassing thing I did while at Samwell,” he pauses to huff a laugh, “was discovering that my then boyfriend, now husband*, was ticklish and then accidentally punching him in the face shortly after.”

(A note flashes at the bottom of the screen, *Derek is referring to Will “Dex” Poindexter, current NHL alternate captain of the Seattle Schooners. )

Sarah: “What?!”

D: “Yeah, I know I sound awful when I phrase it like that, but, I should preface that I’m an extremely clumsy guy. Dex has given up on glassware being our apartment after I broken 4 glasses in like two months. ”

S: “Okay, but that still doesn’t explain how you ended up punching him, yanno in the face.”

D: “Right. Anyways, Dex and I shared the attic in the Haus (Samwell Men’s Hockey Team’s Frat House). So uhhh, we were -um- doing what typical college boys do alone with their SOs. And I brush against Dex’s side and he almost flinches out from under me. There is this moment when Dex realizes that he knows, that I know, that he is super ticklish in this one spot. Being the caring and compassionate boyfriend, that I am, totally use this to my advantage and continue to tickle him.”

S: “Oh my god. He must’ve been pissed.”

D: “He was livid and shouting at me to stop.” Derek starts to use a very poorly done Maine accent. “Nursey, stop it! Dere, freaking quit it! Derek, f— off! I mean it!” Derek switches back to his normal accent. “Once again, being the wonderful boyfriend, that I am, tells him to ‘Make Me’. This is how end up being flipped off the bed and Dex enacting his revenge by tickling me. The problem is, unlike Dex, can’t breath to tell him to stop. So, I am just blindly throwing out my hands to try and stop him.”

S: “Oh No.”

D: “Yeah. Exactly. One of my hands ends up clipping him in the face. All I hear is a ’S—!’ from him and I am too busy trying to catch my breath to
see where I hit him. By the time, I open my eyes, I see that punched him in the nose, so hard, that he is bleeding profusely. And you would think this would’ve been the end of our humiliation.”

S: “Its not?”

D:“No, because, before I can even apologize, our captain and our goalie come busting into our room to figure out what the hell is going on. Now, I have to explain to them what happen, while Dex deals with his nose. They just laughed and laughed, and called me Mr. K.O. for the immediate future. Luckily, Dex’s nose wasn’t broken, but, he did end up with these nasty black eyes around his nose for like a month afterwards. Everyone thought he got into fight, which meant we had to explain repeatedly until the bruises went away. So, that was my most embarrassing Samwell experience.”

S:“Well that’s all the questions we had today. Thank you Derek for interviewing with us.”

D: “It was my pleasure.”

(Screen fades to black with white typeface that reads “Derek had a new book coming out March 22nd. Please pick up our latest copy of The Swallow to read the rest of this interview.” )

anonymous asked:

YOU DO FIC RECS YAY. Can you give me good fics WITHOUT the kind of angst which is stupid- you know ones where they DONT TALK FOR 5 CHPS. Preferrable famousHL or famous/nonfamous AU pl.

Well, that’s a big challenge tbh ! I don’t have many times to make a long search right now, so I’m gonna tell you the famous!AU or Famous/non famous!AU without too much angst (there’s probably gonna have some angst though, but nothing unbearable , promise) I already rec someday, if it’s good for you ?

- shine by lourrynavy : Louis is an actor who needs to get away from the real world. He does the only thing that he can and runs away, finding himself in a small town where he happens upon Harry. What Louis doesn’t expect is to somehow fall in love and end up having to face what he was running from all along.  

- let me make a thing of cream and stars : It doesn’t explain why he’s lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis’ wet dreams since he was about eighteen.(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

- led by your beating heart by @paynner : AU where Harry’s in One Direction, Louis isn’t, and they reconnect over a game of ‘Call or Delete’.

- Sweet, where you lay, by infinitelymint : Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-eight year old successful actor living in New York. Harry Styles is a twenty year old up and coming model and coincidentally also the one who turns Louis’ world completely upside down.or, Louis is Zachary Quinto and Harry is Miles McMillan. Falling in love was always in the cards for them.

- Even As Young As You Are by ologist : Harry’s sister has a baby. When he goes to meet her, he finds more than one new love of his life at the hospital.
Larry AU (12k) with famous!Harry and nurse!Louis, kids, and so much pinning and fluff. No smut at all :)

- Thought The Song Was Sung by @100percentsassy : Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor.  Years later, Harry’s just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat…   until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website.                                Larry AU (12k). One of my fav fic ever ! (aaawww Phone sex … )

 - Our blood is boiling , by twinks: Louis meets indie singer Harry Styles, otherwise known as the bane of his existence, at a pub                                 Larry Hate to lovers AU (6k). Angry sex is my weakness. And this angry sex is awesome (and bottom!Louis).

- Under the lights tonight, by @lillourry : Harry’s an A-list supermodel, Louis’s his make-up artist boyfriend. They’re something of a dream team.                  Larry AU (20k) in the model world. Started with young students in love, and how they are going through their dreams. No angsty at all, great smut; You have to read it!

- Untangle Me, by problematiclarry : Louis finds himself out of place in LA, unable to get at an itch that’s been bothering him for years. He supposes back in the early days, home hadn’t been a place. It’d been a person. He’d etched it permanently into his skin for fucks sake. It was always him and Harry. Stuck to each other like super glue. Pulled together by some magnetic force, existing in their own bubble. Everyone could see it, but that was half the problem, wasn’t it?It’s not like Louis can pinpoint the exact moment in time when him and Harry fell out of sync. There wasn’t really one at all. It had been a gradual slip, like the tide wearing away at a sandstone cliff. Chipping the solid foundations until there was nothing left to stop the structure falling to the waves below. It’s not like he spends all of his time sitting around moping over a lost friendship, he’s good at distractions. But LA only seems to accentuate the distance between them. Two separate planets, not even in the same solar system.  Or the one where Harry and Louis finally get it right.

- i can be the motor (you’ll be the gasoline) by kiwikero : Harry is a British pop star living in LA. While trying to escape his reality of publicity stunts and record sales, his Harley breaks down. Stranded in the mountains, Harry has no choice but to call for help. And, somehow, a fit tow truck driver with the ocean in his eyes might end up fixing more than just Harry’s bike.

Larry AU short (8k) full of fluff and smut . I have to say that mechanic Louis is hot. Like really hot.

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March 28th 1854: Britain and France declare war on Russia

On this day in 1854 in a pivotal moment of the Crimean War, Britain and France declared war on Russia. This conflict originated in the aftermath of the Napoleonic wars when Europe tried to rebuild and ensure future stability. One of the concerns was the crumbling Ottoman-Turkish empire, known as the ‘sick man of Europe’. The Russians planned to carve up the European part of Turkey, but Turkey objected and eventually declared war. The war was also prompted by debates over the rights of Christians in the Holy Land, which was under Ottoman control. Britain and France, each with their own interests in the preservation of the Ottoman regime, also joined the war when Russian troops failed to withdraw from the Russo-Turkish border. The allies decided to land in the Crimea to assault the Russian naval base at Sevastopol in order to gain the Black Sea. The siege took far longer than expected, and made Crimea the primary front of the war. The Crimean war was characterised by poor military leadership on both sides and a failure to adapt tactics to modern weaponry. The Battle of Balaclava in October saw the infamous British 'Charge of the Light Brigade’, a frontal assault against Russian artillery. Eventually Sevastopol fell, the Russians were defeated, and the war ended with the signing of the Treaty of Paris in March 1856. This war has been the subject of much recent discussion due to Russia’s controversial annexation of Crimea, which was previously an autonomous region of Ukraine.

160 years ago today

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August 13th 1910: Florence Nightingale dies

On this day in 1910 the famous English nurse, Florence Nightingale, died in London. Born in 1820, she was named for the Italian city in which she was born where her wealthy parents were visiting at the time. Her parents initially tried to prevent her from training to be a nurse, which she resolved to do after she believed God wanted her to do some work. However Nightingale bucked the tradition of upper class women settling for a good marriage and instead pursued a career as a nurse. She became famous during the Crimean War of 1853 - 1856 when she drew attention to the poor conditions of the troops and nursed wounded soldiers. Other nurses laboured in Crimea alongside Nightingale, including the Jamaican-born Mary Seacole. Upon her return to Britain Nightingale began the movement for professional nursing by establishing a nursing school in 1860, leading many to call her the founder of modern nursing. Florence Nightingale was 90 years old when she died, and passed away in her sleep at her London home.