family dinner

  • Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady:*comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad:*chokes into his drink*
  • ROL:You should respect your elders.
  • Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL:*storms off*
  • Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me:What?
  • Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
Family Dinner

After hanging up with Cory, Lea went and fed the twins before putting all three of their babies to bed. With the kids napping she got their outfits for the evening ready and tidied up the house a little bit. Once everything was done she went and made up a couple bottles for the girls and put them in the fridge for later. 

When it finally got closer to the time that Cory was due to come home the kids all woke up at different times and she got them dressed. Oliver was dressed in his little blue jeans with a red shirt saying ‘Mama’s Boy’ while the girls were dressed in little onesies that said 'Daddy Rocks’ on them. One in purple and one in pink. After quickly changing herself and fixing her hair and putting on some make up she decided she was ready and packed a diaper bag for their kids. With everything done she sat on the couch while Oliver played on the ground with his toys and she cuddled with Summer and Savannah as they waited. 

i’m preparing family dinner bingo tonight

it includes squares like

“is that eyebrow piericng a ~~~homosexual~~~ thing. I don’t know! I was just asking”

“why aren’t you taking care of your skin? i’m just concerned.”

“do you really need to swear in your facebook statuses”

“ *insert something racist about the situation in ferguson* ”


Alfred: This is just one of my many strategies for this dinner to go right! Juno brings it all together with her calming baby waves as shown in my scientific diagram. Besides, Matt is super irresponsible with kids, remember? I’m too much of a mature adult to let something reckless happen!