lunarshinobi replied to your post: I swear to god if i see another nepeta joke from you i’m going to personally walk to texas, stop at every best buy, purchase every portable hard drive, and attack you with each and every single one

You’re going to beat someone with a harddrive? Like, are you going to throw it at them, or are you just going to fill it with all of their favorite movies but go in and corrupt the file so it only plays a minute and the rest of the time its buffering

the drives will all contain a single video. a looping hour long homestuck music video/slideshow containing every peice of nepeta porn found on the internet. it will be positioned in the drive in a way so that any possible corruption will be during the kinkiest, most fucked up portions. have fun