What kind of friend™ would they be
Anduin: Is A Cinnamon Roll But Could Also Kill You. His affection of you is strictly platonic, he has a boyfriend. Yes, it’s Wrathion.
Ghost Varian: Your Best Friend Is Your Dad. Alright, you want to go to that party, my child? No, no, it’s cool, have fun. But please, drink safely, here, have my pepper spray, and for the love of the Light, text me every now and then so I don’t die being afraid about you, okay?
The Council of Three Hammers:
Muradin: I Never Wanted To Be Great But I’ll Do My Best. And your best. And his neighbor’s best. He is doing everyone’s best.
Moira: Mourning Badass Widow On Revenge Strike. Not exactly Kill Bill but close enough.
Falstad: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. He is the Hagrid everyone deserves.
Tyrande: Have You Tried Yoga? Subruban Mom. We all can’t be neurotypical, Tyrande.
Mekkatorque: Sleep Deprived Computer Magic. Your eye twitches as he pour his coffee with Red Bull.
Velen: He Is Always Right. Also he has a Tragic Backstory™
but you need to be at least a level 30 friend to unlock it.
Genn: Let Me Do This, I Am Bitter And Better. Also he is a werewolf.
Aysa: Art And Craft And World Domination. Anything can be a weapon and a friend. She Isn’t as creepy as she sounds, she is really a nice girl.
Thrall: Poor Mental Health Which He Considers Normal. Not that long ago you and your friends put your saving together and signed him to a therapist. She called you after the first meeting, saying that you are the most amazing person that you could keep Thrall alive.
Spirit of Vol'jin: Technically Speaking It Is Legal. Very cool, can get almost anything but sometimes needs a responsible adult, because he doesn’t want to be the responsible adult himself.
Ghost Garrosh: Means Well But Does Bad. Comes with free Fucked Up Family.
Baine: Stoner And A Kind Philosopher But Don’t Piss Them Off. It takes a lot to make him angry, but he isn’t exactly a forgiving nature.
Sylvanas: All I Ever Wanted Was A Nice Life But Since I Didn’t Get It Everyone Is Going To Suffer With Me. She is very pretty. Pretty deadly.
Lor'themar: I’d Kill For You, Say A World And That Scum Is Dead. He also has a problem with drinking but he manages, it isn’t that bad.
Gallywix: The Devil Sold Me His Soul The Other Day. Not really a nice guy but a very useful guy.
Ji: Wise Chinese Mentor With Super Short Temper. Think Master Shifu but more done with the world.
Taedal: Gamer Pro. He doesn’t judge you on games, but for the love of god don’t ask him anything. He is a walking encyclopedia, he is going to drown you in facts, lore, and theories.
+Bonus Khadgar: Hoard Like A Dragon. He collects everything, really. And while wise beyond his years, he is down to every stupid idea. He comes up with the most of them.