falseliesdeceit

falseliesdeceit  asked:

You and your bestie are really cute best friends. I don't know that much about your friendship obv but I just KNOW y'all are cute besties and that makes me so happy for you guys bc best friends are so important.

She once told me that if I didn’t start the car for my driving lesson she was going to berate me to tears. But anyway…. 

I dont even know what to say to this so I’m just gonna copy and paste what Morgan, vincentvanghoul , said: 

  • yes we are very cute
  • is that because we cried over tyler’s nipples tho? bc out of everything we’ve done the mutual sobbing wasn’t very cute. I’m laughing [about Tyler Posey’s triskele nipple tattoos] again FUCK.

and then she sent me this: 

But really thank you for being happy for us. I am very happy for us too. I am so glad that I found the weird left triskele TPosey nipple to match my weird right triskele TPosey nipple, she has made my life immeasurably better and definitely more interesting. 

hey so i made this really fast this is basically a list of all my favorite people/mutuals and no ones bolded except josy bc im EXCEPTIONALLY lazy alright lets gooo

ride or die

tomlintrash / eleanordegeneres / louisinpanties / kanyelle / achycraicyheart / louiswiliamtomlinson / carofineflack / sighbug / tunacolderfedorea

twitter is the place to be

antiharry / louweetomlinson / baisant / mclouvin / defineboyfriends / holyshitlou / paymytuitionharry / zaynandharrypls / bdsmlourry / zourryofficial / stylinsobss / tomlincurves / susaynmcswenny / stupidstagram  / zoiuis / emolouis / louisfoxlinson / fincher / hitopslou / louiswilliams / respectmysleep / hackneys / kindofsharethat / donnysoldier

mutuals

17gay / 70sharry / antiteen / aboutbutts /  alaskayounged / atentionsassofharry / babyfoxlouis / bitchasslouis / blazeddirection / bowlcutlou / bumstagram / boyfriendtattoos / burgrs / camboyharry / camboylouis / celestialharold / changelinglouis / chopsueyelashes / cleightoris / cchrisevans / croptoplou / cryingcryingcrying / dimpledlouis / dirtsbag / dislikesboys / donacster / donnyboylou / dylanpissonme / eleanorversus / elouvator / embrofic / emogirl625 / ericformanofficial / falseliesdeceit / fcukedlarry / feminarchy / fistzouis / forgodsakelouis / gardenlouis / gemmastylesofficial / genderfluidlouis / girlwiththetea / gladiates / glittersoldier / gothdirection / grizzliam / grmishaw / hairestyles / harryincroptops2k14 / harryhickey / harrygilmore / harryismysugardaddy / harrystoles / hasnochill / hellazayn / hightopshoran / homeiswithlarry / hotcrocs / horanyewest / howdoyouwhisk / indiestyles / inflourescence / inkedtwinks / instaharry / itkindofhappened / j4ya / jerkpunks / justhugharry / kiwihemmo / l0l1taa / lacehaz / laddybropals / letherintoyourheart / liampaypal / lidlmix / limpnude / literallyfucklarry / littlemixandry / loserharry / loudandloud / louiscalderofficial / louishater / louisinaheadband / louisinstripes / louisunofficial / louischerry / louisloveszayn / leedsandlarry / lourrye / lustlarry / lukeplustacos / masturfates / maurypovichofficialmemeleanor / naseuos / napbuddies / navyofficial / niaollhoran / newharry / nonamefangirl /  niallyfr / niaskilam / obrienosaur / oldasianman / oneteenidle / orharry / overbort / partyonharry / peglouis / pimpdaddies / pointstohome / povverbottoms / pocketlarry / prostatemasseuse / punkg0d / punkrockpatroclus / radiantmintreadingsmut / rizzlekikme / rugburned / seancodydirection / shedoesntblowit / shadowsstiles / sighbug / slaylorswifts / snowflourrys / snowprincesslouis / socomicallygay / somethinglikeacrisis / spankingkink / stilinalpineski / subspacelouis / sugardaddyau / symphonysoldiers / teacupchipmunk / thecheekyscampfrom1d / thicccc / tiedships / thighfuck / thighfucks / thumbloulina / tomlincandy / tomlingalore / tomllins / tomno / tummyhand  / turntupzouis / ughlilo / vanpireweekend / vansmodel / versaceziall / vvhitehouse / weakasspussybitch / wellingtonvevo / witchbum /wormkinkww3tour / zaynshair2k14ziallau / zouisgate / zouuiall / zvynm

SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO:

whydamnitwhy - who isnt even a one direction blog but follows me because shes my girlfriend and she loves me

AND MY MORTAL ENEMIES:

wellingtoncursewhy 

rainbowlarries 

larendipity

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A-C

aberharry adoring-lou aimhtweet allegedlymags allthelovehxrry alltoowellmoments alwaysbyyoursideoned andlouisisthesun anxietyhes ashipandcompass azurehaz badbloodzouis barefootau birdieswitheyebrows blackbirdsflytoheaven bluelikelou booblouis bottomlinsons boylikelouis britishdagger cashmoneylouis cercasiaffetto chopsueyforstyles cinnamonrollou cloudycurls communistjustinbieber couldneverhurtusnow cruisin-larry cuddlyblue curls-andfringe curlyboots cuztheydontknowus 

D-F

daddylouis2k15 daddylouisaf daddyzainmalik dagger-to-your-rose danonecomdoritos darklarries dewdroptomlinson emelilie escapadeau estheticlouis everything-mel excusemestyles expensivelou exposeonedirection extraterrestrialliam eyebrowedbird fackinglouis falseliesdeceit feartasteslikearustyknife feast0fstarlight fedora-harry fightmeloueh fivesassybrothers flamboyantish flamingtomlinson followthesxn fondroseandagger fondstares fookinlou foolforhaz fqckharry fringedtomlinson fuckmeupwellington fxckingunicorn 

G-I

gaybeanies genuinelxrry godblesslewistomlinson goodbyemodest gothlouis grumpyharrys happilyashley happlouly har-and-lou haroldaesthetic haroldchanel haroldtriedit harreyalmighty harryandlouisaf harryhuffle harryinacoffeeshop harryisimportant harrykissedlouis harrysgoldboots harryslouisaf harryspeachbum harrysthenewblack harrystuhls harrythedolphin hay-lou hazaesthetic  hazzaloveslouslittlethings headscarves  hedgefroge heliterallygotthedagger hellaradnothellasad hershelthefrog hickeylou highclasslarrytrash hlbabes hlstyles hobbitlou hoetra homeiswithlou howdidifallintothis hranstyls ifidoitsyou ijustwontactmyage iliveinlouisass illouisional ilovelouismorethanpizza imthinkinoutloud irishcraicdaddy irishlaurent itsmutual itstedsheeran 

J-L

jackmcqveen 

jesusweeb jklou joelle-elizabeth jurassiclouis justalittlebitoflouis

justhannibalinthekitchen kingsoflarry l-hcuddles labelletlabete ladsdoingladsthings larrent larrie2k15 larriedup larriesrainbow larriesrepresent larryflower larrysbumcraic larryslove leedshusbands lifesfirstcry likebelou loudloudandloud louiisharry louisateallmycarrots louispdf

louisrodeone louisstolemypigeon louistomouis louiswiliamtomlinson lovebittenharry loveship67 luckday

M-0

marryhimlouis mayismeh mermaidharryau millionairelouis mitsubishii moantomilson nbalmighty nearlyempty neurtsy nostalgiclouis notalarrie nycflat nyclarry oglouis ohlookwhatyouvedonetome ooopsandhi organicspaceapricot 

P-R

painfullytommo paris–lights parmaharold pastelwt peachesharry peterpanlarry

pizzapockethoran playsamemistakes preciouspeachharry princesrule puffyharold qbharrystyles queencarroll rainbowloury richlouissquad

rotflolouis rubbishharry

S-V

s-tylinson seaofstyles shadysquid shellychewy sheneverslowsdown 

sirenalarrie snaildirection sparklymcqueen spazzstyles spicedstyles

splatteredsilence ssubmissiveharry stonedsterek stopstyles2k10 stopthefuckingtraffic strawberri-lou  stylesisbae sugarbabykink sunkissedlarents swiftlylarry testicalouis thats-where-im-wrong thatsyourjobyoufuckingloser

the–rogue the-rose-has-his-dagger thefondboyfriends thelarriest therosiestofdaggers thestoryofthegirlalmighty thestylinsun thicclarrie ticketchanges tinyfrogbaby tiredlarrie tomlinsap tomlinston tomlinzn tomlounson tommoandsunshines tommostea

traviesmccoy trickstersweet tumblaharry ughhjessicaa vansandstlaurent

versaceharry viplarry viplourry virtuosiclouis w-hy


W-Z

 warriormum wattpadfic waxfigureliam weedvideo welingtonvideo whenharrymetloueh 

wherewoulf whorannaround wonderfulfellows wourship wtfisalarry xmatchingtattoos yesluv1d youarekillingmestyles yslbraids yushiny yvesstlouis zainpops zaynsbleachedhair zouisbusone

NON-MUTUALS: (whom I still love)

yslhoe haveyouquitefinishedlouis intenselouis vansandburberry diggingandfluff tippingvelvets harrybirthdaytoya whatiwishicould daysundercover youcancallmeathief modestmgmtofficial