falls down 3 flights of stairs

Persist to Please

Originally posted by huang-shit-tao

Member: Exo D.O./Kyungsoo; Kai/Jongin; Sehun

Type: Angst/Smut

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Your mind was much too foggy to really think about exactly where you were going; you just ran, wanting to get as far away from your husband as you possibly could.

It was a miracle that you didn’t fall down the stairs- you were too freaked to even wait for an elevator down, so your feet carried you quickly down the flights of stairs, your breathing heavy and your heart racing.

You were outside the building, the cold air hitting your skin and you looked around you frantically, not knowing which direction to go or where to go or what to do. People were looking at you, you knew they were but none stopped to ask you if you were okay. You initially thought they were selfish, but then you realized that you wouldn’t help the crazy person who was running around with little clothing in the cold day.

Day? It was still bright but you had no way of telling the time and you took off again running, your feet carrying you as you pushed aside bystanders who watched you like you were some form of entertainment.

You wanted to scream, you wanted to hide, your mind was spinning and- Sehun, oh god Sehun, you needed to find him but how, where-

Someone grabbed your shoulders and you felt your world spinning, your eyes squeezing shut at you felt the fear of your husband. He had you now and he wasn’t going to let go and you let out a blood-curdling scream as the man turned you around and pulled you into his hard chest.

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Fire Alarm

A mysterious fire alarm goes off every night in the apartment complex, and this leads you to meet someone new…

Bucky/reader

Every night for the past week (starting on Monday), at 2:12 AM, the fire alarm went off in the apartment building that you were unfortunately living in. When you first moved in, your landlord made it clear that if you don’t evacuate with any alarm, he could technically sue you. And since you didn’t have the money for anyone to sue you, you prepared for the nightly routine once it happened passed Wednesday. You made sure that you had some comfy sweatpants on and a hoodie, and you brought some tea with you while you bounced down the 3 flights of stairs into the parking lot. This particular apartment building was in upper state new york, so not a lot was around other than a convenience store, and a target about 15 miles away. Oh and some trees.

It was already half way through fall, so the leaves were scattered all around the parking lot and crunching under peoples boots as they descended the outdoor stairs. You’d thought you’d seen it all. Except when hot guy from 4b across the hall, came down the steps in his underwear, and a red sweater. His long black hair was blowing all over the place in the wind that was whipping through the complex, he looked beautiful. And of course, he made a beeline for you, with that flannel blanket wrapped around your shoulders. Before he even was a few feet in front of you, you were already unwrapping the blanket and getting ready to give it to him.

Once 4b mystery man got over to you, you handed him the blanket and he thanked you. That’s when you noticed the metal hand reaching for the blanket, it must’ve been from some sort of accident, and you thought no mind of it. “Thank you, i did not want to be still in my apartment when the firemen came around.” His smile was simply gorgeous, “I’m Bucky, by the way.”

You smiled back, “I am y/n, nice to meet you Bucky.” Even through the frigid wind, you felt a tinge of pink spread across your cheeks. You hoped he just thought that it was from the arctic air and not meeting his hot self.  From the time your mind started to roam, people were starting to shuffle back into the building. And there went Bucky with your favorite blanket, bouncing up the stairs in front of you.

When the two of you reached the top of the stairs, Bucky made a realization. “Shit, my keys are on the table in the living room.” The frigid air was becoming too much for you to handle as you shuffled into your apartment, so you quickly offered for him to come in. “Seriously? Thank you so much.” Bucky smiled and shivered slightly as he walked over the threshold into your apartment. His eyes wandered around, taking in the living room that was branched off the kitchen. Then he took it upon himself to get comfy on the couch while you grabbed a snack from the fridge.

“So, you have a spare key anywhere?” You asked and sat on the love-seat adjacent to the couch he was occupying.

Bucky ignored your question, and looked at you through squinted eyes, “Why haven’t we met before, doll?” This man had a grin that pulled you in, in a way that you couldn’t explain. There was some things you knew about him, but none of it was his charm.

Something told you to play along, “Well i had seen you from afar, but you seemed a little too bachelor to approach.” Then your eyes drifted to his metal arm that was resting on his left thigh. “You have a war story?” You figured that you’d get this question out of the way before some wild story came out later on in the relationship you were planning in your head.

Bucky’s eyes dropped for a moment, “You wouldn’t….Wait, how’d you know it was a war story?” his head quickly rose and turned to the side, and eyed you up.

“You think that i haven’t seen Captain America running out of your apartment every Saturday? I was going to pop over one afternoon, but seeing as you guys need some bestie time, i figured i wouldn’t.” A smile spread across your face as you explained, and Bucky couldn’t help himself but smile as well. He thought to himself that you were growing on him, more and more by each passing minute. It had been a while since he’d had these feelings for anyone, so he wanted to make a move on it.

Bucky decided to be bold, “Let’s go out to dinner, tomorrow.”

Your smile said it all.

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7 MONTHS LATER

“What if they don’t like me?” You whined out loud, and pushed a stray piece of hair behind your ear. The sticky air of May was not kind to any hair, and this only added to your list of worries for the night.

Bucky laced his fingers through yours, and gave a little squeeze, “Baby, it’ll be fine. The avengers are going to love you, because i love you” He gave a small kiss to your temple before turning the knob to the living room door. Behind it was all of the Earth’s mightiest heroes. You had yet to meet all of them, you’d been pushing it off for a long time in hopes that they’d forget about it. But they finally pushed to have a dinner for everyone to get acquainted. After taking a deep breath, you walked into the room with Bucky’s arm wrapped around your waist.

The conversations immediately ceased, and you smiled brightly while you waived to everyone. One by one, they greeted you. Before you even knew it, dinner time had arrived and the many chefs brought out the various dishes. The designated dinner table was huge, you wondered how many heroes have sat at the table once before. Everyone continued with their conversations, but then Tony Stark decided to make his point loud enough for everyone to listen in. “Y/n, did you know that I’m the one that set you and our dear Bucky up?” He grinned with a tilted head, and took a bite of steak.

You furrowed your brows, “How so?”

Tony smiled and made eye contact with the infamous Black Widow sitting across from you, “Remember that fire alarm that mysteriously went off every night?” Tony smiled nonchalantly as he continued, “And it suddenly stopped after you and Bucky decided to go on a date?” He laughed, and it did indeed make you laugh as well. Tony went on to explain that Bucky had mentioned you before, and that he just simply wanted to ‘nudge’ the two of you together.

And little did you know, Tony would tell the same story at you and Bucky’s wedding a year later.

Hi, Georgia. I’ve been following the shitstorm that were those anons and I really can’t believe this is happening to you… I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone be so blatantly shitty and persistent in all my years in this goddamn website. I hope you’re feeling better now. I wanted to draw something to make you feel better and this started off as a lil thing and then… I got carried away (your hair is really fun to draw???????). I can’t make rainbows as well as you, but I tried. I hope that anon fucking falls down a flight of stairs. Anyway. Sending you lots of love <3<3 

Haikyuu Tattoo and Piercing HC’s - Part 3: Nekoma

This is way later than I planned to post rip me let this be a PSA that @seijoumemeteam​ is a dumb and forgets to post a lot 

I think @animeugh​ wanted to hit me when I came up with some of these lmao.

Here we go! :

  • Kenma with tongue, nose and belly button piercings.
  • Lev with tattoo of a glass of milk. He refuses to explain it for ages. Until one day… it happens. He falls down a flight of stairs and everyone’s panicking cos “Holy fuck is Lev okay?!”. He looks up at them all, and with a shit-eating grin, and says “Jeez guys, no use crying over spilt milk”. They refuse to speak to him for the rest of the week
  • However Lev does manage to convince Yaku to get a tattoo of a cookie so they match.
  • When questioned about it Yaku responded “That’s just how the cookie crumbles”.
  • Yaku has his belly button pierced and Lev slowly kills himself while staring in the locker room.
  • When Yaku got his belly button pierced, so did Kenma and Yahaba. It was a wild night…lots of alcohol and small bodies
  • Inouka and Shibayama get matching dog and cat tattoo’s, they’re just simplistic outlines but they love them nonetheless. Inouka wanted to get really detailed ones but Shibayama managed to convince him otherwise because they (more like he) still had time for a growth spurt so the tattoos would stretch
  • Kuroo wants a tattoo so he had artist!Kenma draw up a really cute cat design for him (although it doesn’t matter how it looks bc Kenma drew it and gosh dang it he was gonna get it).
  • Kenma being all of Nekoma’s go-to person for help choosing tattoos
  • Despite this Kenma refuses to get a tattoo. He’s secretly afraid of needles.
  • Kuroo being a tattoo artist with his own parlour, where he hires Kenma to do concept designs for clients.
  • Kuroo has a tongue piercing and uses it against Kenma when he’s ignoring him (he also likes playing with the belly button piercing bc the cold metal from both makes Kenma squirm).
20 ways the internet of things could kill you: a definitive guide

1. Your facial recognition-driven pillbox doles out a deadly dosage.

2. Someone remotely turns off your pacemaker.

3. Your Nest thermostat turns itself off in the dead of winter.

4. You are walking down the stairs to pee in the middle of the night. All of the Wink-connected lights suddenly turn off. You fall down two flights of stairs.

5. Your brave little toaster calls it quits and sets your house on fire. Your phone is dead and yoursmart lock won’t unlock. Very “Ghost in the Machine.”

6. Your car hums itself on and kicks into Ludicrous Mode. It drives itself into your living room, where you were watching TV.

7. Your (bugged out) smart water bottle tells you you’re only at 50% hydration. You keep drinking. You can’t seem to reach 100%. You die of hyponatremia.

8. You’re driving to work and your smart contact lenses start pulling up a slideshow of dog GIFs, proving that you can die from a cuteness overload (when it obfuscates your vision). You drive off the road dreaming of the driverless car you were too afraid to hop in.

9. You hailed an Uber using your Amazon Echo. Alexa tells you to get in the unmarked van outside. (Murderer.)

10. You just bought yourself a pair of spiffy new smart shoes! They were on sale — maybe because they had a faulty battery. They explode while you’re in ‘em.

11. Your friend just exploded in her new smart shoes, so you opt for GPS-enabled insoles. They lead you straight into a serial killer’s lair.

12. Someone slips poison into your drink and hacks your smart water cup. It says you are about to gulp down an eighth of today’s delicious serving of H2O. False.

13. A murderer hides in your shiny new Samsung smart fridge. He knows you’re lazy; rather than simply opening the refrigerator door, you’re going to look at live footage of the inside. He hacked it to show you an image of the yogurt, kale and leftovers he moved aside to squish his murderer ass in there.

The rest are even worse. Though number 20 is probably the least plausible yet most entertaining way.

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