falling in the pieces

Previous parts: one, two, three, four

Past Laurent becomes more agreeable and stops actively trying to kill Damen though he continues to show his claws and Damen continues to be helplessly charmed. Laurent begins taking swordfighting lessons from the man he’s intending to fight; this makes sense in his own head, how better to prepare? And he has a discrepancy now, in his head, between Damen (who he has met here in the future), and Damianos (who killed his brother). If he spoke of this to Damen, Damen would tell him he is one and the same, but Laurent does not speak of it.

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anonymous asked:

At this point Klaus believes that he will never see his siblings again. He will never see his daughter again. And in all those thoughts there is one more. More. He still dreams of the However Long it Takes. He still waits. The world is falling in pieces around him and the end of a thousand years of promise and he writes to Caroline...However Long it Takes. Someone hold me. This is too much. This is not complicated. This is how I die!

And after everything. AFTER EVERYTHING. After the five year imprisonment. After losing his daughter potentially forever. After losing his siblings. After losing his always and forever. After leaving NOLA. After being alone. Klaus Mikaelson sat down and wrote THAT letter to Caroline. His mind wondered back to her. More so after EVERYTHING and all HIS PAIN he signed …yours…HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES. He wrote that he hoped to see her again. To say how he dreamed of how her life would get. I’m DEAD!

THIS IS ASSAULT.

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graceling realm meme: 8 chapters - [1/8] chapter twelve, fire

     'we should try to get some sleep,’ he said. ‘tomorrow i hope to take us as far as grey lake.’
    ‘good,’ fire said, ‘because i want a bath.’
    brigan threw his head back and smiled at the sky. ‘well said, lady. the world may be falling to pieces, but at least the lot of us can have a bath.’

  • Cheery Advertisment Lady Voice™: Just when you thought everything was Okay®, could it be, Self Hatred® rears its ugly head once again!
  • Me, on-screen, jovial music playing softly in the background: *Peeling my skin from under my eyes, not a thin layer but clay-like masses of the thin flesh laying upon my skull, which surprisingly is not visible as I claw the mass that makes up my lower eye area and cheeks away. I wail in pain, but not initially; not until the salty tears that come in the same direction as the flesh begin to drip in the wounds, blood not flushing them out so they sting. My silent tears turn into sobbing, and I fall upon the ground, pieces of flesh cohere to the lower parts of my fingers where they meet.*
  • The Female Voice: *takes a rather unsurprising incarnation and is presented, looking upon my heaving form for a short while, no obvious emotion on her pretty face, light brown hair neatly arranged in a ponytail, little bits of hair pulled out on both sides framing her feminine, oval face. She looks back up at the camera, smiling.* KYS Inc.™ now has a solution! (The Frame switches, but the female's voice remains, word reiterating the woman's words flash across the screen around the advertised product) All new razor blades, now sharper than ever, so your death may be even quicker. Don't waste your time crying, thrashing around on the ground (the shot returns to me. I have sat up, and now have a blade in my hand), kill yourself today!
  • I, blade in hand as the last notes of the advertisment's soundtrack play: *look up toward the sky and press the blade into my wrist, blood spurting up like in a film. The advertisement ends*

Art Style Challenge!! This took awhile omg but I’m really proud with everything! It was a little challenging with coloring but I pulled it off!!( ;´Д`)

fandoms doing their thing
  • naruto fandom: yelling about which female character is the worstest
  • bleach fandom: angrily hissing at themselves and each other and being super salty over really little things
  • one piece fandom: sobbing into a pillow about whatever the hell's going on with sanji
  • fairy tail fandom: alternating between which ship they feel like fighting about and getting angry at cleavage
  • attack on titan fandom: explodes once a month in a burst of glory before immediately forgetting it ever existed
  • steven universe fandom: everything is problematic except what i like
  • jojo's bizarre adventure fandom: spent the last 29 years trying to figure out the plot; still hasn't gotten anywhere
  • yuri!!! on ice fandom: so gay very homosexual much wow
  • gravity falls fandom: slowly sinking into an existential crisis (possibly five existential crises)
  • my hero academia fandom: anxiously quadruple-checking saisai-chan's blog to see if there's anything new
  • yu-gi-oh! fandom: probably still confused about pot of greed??? idk lots of memes about hair
  • puella magi madoka magica fandom: crying about gays
  • ouran high chool host club fandom: pressed up against the window like creepers but no one notices
  • fullmetal alchemist fandom: but is it legal in japan????? no??? how about germany????? how about germany in 1912?????
  • pokémon fandom: still trying to catch 'em all
  • danganronpa fandom: all your faves are dead
  • game of thrones fandom: all your faves are dead or suffering
  • lord of the rings fandom: may or may not have ceased to exist altogether
  • doctor who fandom: hiding from the supernatural and sherlock fandoms
  • supernatural fandom: hiding from the sherlock and doctor who fandoms
  • sherlock fandom: hiding from the doctor who and supernatural fandoms
  • superwholock fandoms: sitting in a dark room, rubbing their hands together, and giggling maniacally
  • harry potter fandom: desperately awaiting the sweet release of death (or the next fantastic beasts movie)
  • hayao miyazaki fandom: anime was a mistake
  • voltron fandom: obsessing over keith, lance, klance, pidge's gender identity, shiro's ptsd, and allura's allura
  • rwby fandom: watching the bumbleby and black sun fans viciously circling each other like angry coyotes
  • dragon ball fandom: very tired at this point
  • abridged fandom: y u no update
  • star vs. the forces of evil fandom: the most passive aggressive ship warring i've ever seen tbh
  • avatar fandom: still bitching about zutara and makkora i guess idk
  • buffy the vampire slayer fandom: peering out from behind trees, probably waiting for the sun to sink
  • avengers fandom: either bickering about tony stark, screaming at sharon carter's existence, or dead inside
  • durarara!! fandom: fuck fascinating characters, development, and story; i want unhealthy gays
  • baccano! fandom: softly sobbing in the distance
  • warrior cats fandom: trying to pretend they never existed to begin with
  • rick riordan fandom: has either read every single thing he's ever written or gave up years ago
  • rave master fandom: sniggering as the fairy tail fandom loses its shit again
  • twilight fandom: rewriting the series so it doesn't suck as much and/or making cactus jokes
  • over the garden wall fandom: listening to "into the unknown" and sobbing
  • discworld fandom: secure in their superior sense of humor but sad because a great man has left us
  • a series of unfortunate events fandom: aggressively glowering at anything related to the movie
  • seven deadly sins fandom: confused af right now
  • vamp! fandom: has the best vampires ever created and fucking knows it
  • seraph of the end fandom: thinks they have the best vampires ever created (and are incorrect bc vamp! exists)
  • his dark materials fandom: making dæmons for themselves, their ocs, and literally anybody
  • star trek fandom: speaking in kling-on or whatever
  • star wars fandom: kylo ren discourse
  • miraculous ladybug fandom: arguing over which of four ships is the best even though they're all the same two people
  • thomas sanders fandom: deeply in love with thomas sanders bc it's really hard not to be

dozing off.

anonymous asked:

how much can you even lift

FORD: Probably about a hundred pounds? A lot more if I–

STAN: I can lift a vehicle.

FORD: What? No you can’t.

STAN: Sure I can! I can lift…

                                              …A FORD!!!


STAN: (He’s just mad ‘cuz he couldn’t think of a better joke)

STAN: Wait-

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The first part of my OP x GF universe swap stuff. I put the most effort into these wanted posters so I figured I’d post them on their own. I don’t know how many of my followers like both shows but either way this is entirely self indulgent on my part haha.

Background info if anyone’s interested because I’m a giant nerd:

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