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Log 79: Bullshit

I didn’t have much time to talk about it yesterday, but Mable totally set up an aquarium date for me and Wirt. It was really needed, and I need to thank her later.
She even gave us the night to ourselves.
But anyways right now I’m watching Wirt write a paper on pieces from the ICA, which he never went to see. However his friend Trevor did and sent him pictures of the exhibits. The one we both collectively chose is a piece called ‘Bullshit’, and right now, I’m watching my boyfriend bullshit a paper on bullshit. I love him so much, and this has been one of the best weekends we have ever spent together. Right up there with the fly hunt.

I Think We Made a Big Mistake

Lemme just start off by saying 2010 was a great year in animated shows. Unreal great. Like, seriously.








To put this in perspective, about 2007-2009 wasn’t a stellar time for animated shows. The best one by far was Phineas and Ferb, and maybe … El Tigre (which had so much personality and life, but I haven’t seen since it aired so I can’t tell you how it holds up), but there wasn’t a lot of new stuff that lived up to the top contender.

Also important to remember is that in 2009, Cartoon Network briefly went insane and wanted to transition to more live-action shows or live-action/animation mixed like Out of Jimmy’s Head. None of these really held my attention, and it took airtime from the cartoons that could’ve come out.

We also could point out that Nickolodeon was well on its way to airing basically only Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents forever amen (as much as I love those shows).

Disney Channel hosted P&F, but other than that, pickings were getting slim.

So, realizing that, you’ve gotta understand how remarkable it is that we were getting so many good shows all at once again! It was unreal!

But it didn’t stop there, not even for a year.

2011 gave us families.

2012 gave us blends of story and comedy.

2013 gave us stellar characters in interstellar adventures (also the Mickey Mouse shorts, but that might not count).

2014 gave us surprises.

2015 gave us heart.

And this year? A return to form. What with the Loud House finally breaking Nickelodeon’s streak of poor nicktoons, Voltron keeping the action cartoon alive from the Avatar team we love, and the upcoming Milo Murphy’s Law from the creators of Phineas and Ferb.

There’s also shows like Mighty Magiswords and Long Live the Royals on the way that could just as easily make this list.

So the question remains. What the hell happened in 2010?

Well, I don’t know what caused all this, but I’ll tell you what happened.

Sym-Bionic Titan happened on Cartoon Network’s Toonami. And nobody told me.

When I stumbled on it way after the fact, I thought I remembered seeing something like that advertised when I was a kid. You know, early 2000s action show. I figured it got lost in the Beyblades, Ben 10s, and Yu-gi-Oh ripoffs, and I could at least make peace with that.

But then I find out this aired just a few years ago and I’m shit-pissed. aND MY OWN BEST FRIEND APPARENTLY WATCHED IT AND NEVER?? TOLD?? ME??

how dare you I instantly forgive you.

What I’m getting at is this is a high quality show. Really high quality.

The basic premise is summed up best here:

The three main characters include Ilana, princess of the royal family; Lance, a rebellious but capable soldier; and Octus, a bio-cybernetic robot, all of whom must now blend into everyday life in Sherman, Illinois. Posing as high school students, Lance and Octus work to conceal Princess Ilana from General Modula and his hideous space mutants sent to kill the sole heir of Galaluna.

When called into battle, the Galalunans are outfitted with individual armor that provides more than ample protection. It is when the gravest of danger appears that Octus activates the sym-bionic defense program and he, Ilana, and Lance unite “Heart, Body and Mind” and come together to form the spectacular cyber-giant Sym-Bionic Titan.

If that sounds great, it absolutely is. The characters are well-devloped, the story is front and center, there’s continuity between episodes– everything we’ve come to love in some of our modern favourites. So, my point is … why the hell was this left out of the cartoon revolution?

Well … honestly, I can’t figure it out. Advertising? Not enough cross-promotion in the daytime? Weak word of mouth? It’s certainly nothing the show did wrong.

Why Watch It?


I’m not gonna spoil much more than the summary, but despite the fact that it takes place on Earth for the most part and focuses on week to week stories, the overall story is very much in the forefront at all times– and you know how rare that is even for shows that do story well.


I’ll let you discover them for yourself, it’s too much of a treat, but I’ll just say, you might fall in love. Again.

Oh, and Voltron fans?

We found their son.

Reason 3: This Guy

So, even if you’re too young for some of these, you might’ve heard something called Samuri Jack is getting a fifth season after 10 years … and it’s going to be on Adult Swim.

Yeah, it’s gonna be badass.

The important part to all this is that this dude does awesome design, awesome shows, and if you have respect for any of these properties, you know you’re in for a good time.

Which leads me to

Reason 4: The Animationjfsfksnfksafafsj

Between the lighting and the angular designs, I just don’t know what to do with myself. Is bootiful.

Watch the first few minutes there. You see what I mean, right?

Reason 5: It Deserved Better

We’ve championed so many great shows in the past few years, but for whatever reason, we missed one. A great one at that. If you have any love for the shows I listed, I highly recommend you give it a chance. Who knows? You might just find another favourite.

Fandoms Right Now
  • Steven Universe: Nuclear Summer.
  • Gravity Falls: Can an ant do this Ford?
  • Wander Over Yonder: *Crying*
  • Rick & Morty: Coming back bitches.
  • Star vs The Forces of Evil: WE RISE.
  • Homestuck: Dark Andrew Hussie show us the forbidden Homestuck Epilogue and Hiveswap release date.
  • Over The Garden Wall: We got...a phone case.
  • Undertale: Great googly-moogly, it's all gone to shit.
  • Pokemon: Fakemons were Realmons.
  • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: It's time to kinkshame Kira.
  • Dragonball: Our show is finally getting good after 40+ episodes.
  • One Punch Man: The English Dub isn't shit for once.
Current States Of The Fandoms

Adventure Time: Yes we’re pleased, please proceed

Steven Universe: We’ve resorted to memes cuz hiatus

Homestuck: suddenly homestuck

Gravity Falls: if you listen closely you can hear their voices, right behind their ford art

Star Wars: more like Mysogynists vs. Actual Human Beings Wars 

Miraculous: that bitch Volpina, she fooled us good *holds tight to their ships*

Star vs. The Forces of Evil: AAAAAnnnyyyytime now

Undertale: keep on shitposting don’t stop guys

Over The Garden Wall: *exists*

Wander Over Yonder: OH. HELL. NO. DISNEY DON’T DO DISNEY!!!

Game Of Thrones: so it begins

Cartoons from the 2010s

Shows that are still airing

Steven Universe 

Star vs The Forces of Evil 

We Bare Bears 

Rick and Morty 

Shows that will end soon 

Adventure Time 

The Amazing World of Gumball 

Regular Show 

Shows that had ended 

The Legend of Korra 

Over the Garden Wall 

Wander Over Yonder 

Gravity Falls 

Modern Cartoon Zodiac:
  • Aries (March 21-April 19): Adventure Time
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Bob's Burgers
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Legend of Korra
  • Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Steven Universe
  • Leo (July 23 - August 22): We Bare Bears
  • Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Gravity Falls
  • Libra (September 23 - October 22): Miraculous Ladybug
  • Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Wonder Over Yonder
  • Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Loud House
  • Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Over the Garden Wall
  • Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Rick and Morty
  • Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Star VS the Forces of Evil