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Tesco profit inflator - in store now on Flickr.

As if Tesco didn’t earn enough money to start with. I’d like to think that I’m not alone when I don’t even comprehend what exactly you have to do to misidentify profits to the tune of a quarter of a billion pounds but I think it’s some kind of masterclass that id-iom needs to be taking a part of. Anyway, we racked our brains to see if we could possibly imagine what kind of fantastic device you would use to achieve such extravagant imaginary profits and here is the kind of apparatus I envisaged they were using at Tesco HQ to pump those profits up like a balloon. Like it says on the packaging:

“Please remember that overinflated profits can lead to the auditors being called in. People may get sacked and your business may be at risk”

You have been warned. Please use responsibly.

Cheers

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I’m sad to say that there is a fake #maybelline #bbsilk haaay. This is a new product of maybelline tapos may #fake na agad 😢 kalungkot. I just decided to hide the name nun owner ng fake kasi kawawa nmn xa e 😂 Feel free to repost guys. #maybelline #fake #fakeproduct #fakemaybelline #maybellinebbsilk #silkfoundation #makeup #beauty #pinay #everbilena #nichido #fashion21 #careline #fannyserrano #revlon #covergirl #wetnwild

ขณะนี้สินค้าปลอม K.I.S.S Whitening Collagen Cream Mask กำลังระบาด เพื่อความปลอดภัย ทางบริษัทขอเเนะนำให้ลูกค้าทุกท่านซื้อสินค้าจากตัวเเทนจำหน่ายที่ได้รับการรับรองจากบริษัทเท่านั้น

Current the counterfeit of our Whitening Collagen Cream Mask are widespread in China, Thailand and Vietnam. For your safety, please purchase the products from our authorized distributors and dealers who are certified by the company only.

#kissskincare #counterfeit #fake #fakeproduct #kissskincarechina #kissskincarevietnam #kissskincarethailand #kisschaina #kissvietnam #caution #whitening #collagen #kiss #skincare

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Dear #instashop pls pls dont lie to ur customer. Walaupun kami dapat product anda means anda tak jual barang kosng lah kan. But the product is #Fake! Awak tahu awak jual barang #fake but u still sell it. May i know why? Becoz u wanna be rich like others? Ada certain #instashop i dah banned. Seriusly. U can take my money. U can live in this world. Tapi di akhirat? Menjawap lah anda dengan Allah. Exspecially #beautyproduct. Kalo handbeg o bj tuh bese lah. But #beautyproduct when u sell, the customers will have skin problem. Hellooo!! Sape nak tolong?!

Pls! Be honest to ur customer. If ur suppliers sell the fake pls dont take sell it also.

Itu sahaja bebelan saya. Geram tau x! #angry #fakeproduct #instashop #becareful