This is complete unrealistic crack but I'm so amused by the idea of a vagabond who responds to murder the same way a dog responds to "walk". Like geoff is discussing plans with jack for their next hit and casually mentions having to "get rid" of the guard at the door and suddenly there's a clatter in the next room as ryan appears in the doorway, knife in hand and eyes wide like "Murder?? Do we kill him?? Is it me can I do it???"
tbh i’m not entirely sure that’s beyond the realm of possibility. now i’m imagining it too.
geoff at the kitchen table with jack, talking about some jackass lawyer who’s starting to get under his skin.
“it doesn’t look like we have much choice left at this point. that motherfucker’s got to go.”
“’got to go’ you say.”
“jesus fucking christ ryan how the fuck did you sneak up on me like that dude - “
“you know i can help him go.”
“yes ryan i know - “
“my schedule is completely clear i have all the time in the world.”
“okay ryan but we still have to figure out how we want to - “
“me. you want me. i am the how. me.”
“ryan don’t you have plants to water jesus christ”