fake-I.D

So when I lived in the states...

I wanted to get into a bar but was only 17 so I came up with a plan.
I would print a bunch of 8s in different fonts and sizes and paste it over the 2nd 9 in 1990
so it would say I was born in 1980. I used the most accurate 8 I could, tweezers and paste.
You know what? It fucking worked! I got into 2 different bars that night.
Brittany 2, the state of Florida 0.