Femslash Feb: A sitcom about two married werewolves. They’re retired, been comfortably 50 for the last forty years, with a huge garden. All they want to do is spend lazy summer nights chasing the rabbit that comes to steal their veggies, but there’s always a grandkid or neighbor that needs their help.
“Well, don’t come whining to me; go tell him you’ll poison him right back.”
Some familial surnames are so much a part of the American landscape that it’s difficult to discuss the country’s history, its highs and lows or its complex and often contradictory legacy without mentioning them. The Roosevelt family. The Kennedy family. The Addams family.
OSCAR ISAAC as GOMEZ ADDAMS RINKO KIKUCHI as MORTICIA ADDAMS RICO RODRIGUEZ as PUGSLEY ADDAMS MELODY THI as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS and CHRISTOPHER LLOYD as UNCLE FESTER
I’ve decided that I want to see a villain origin story. All the trailers will advertise it as a hero story, but when you watch the movie, you see the protagonist try to be a hero over and over again and get completely bashed by the media and the people of the city. Gradually, the hero gets tired of fighting for something only they seem to believe in, and the reports of the hero slowly taper off. The hero starts off doing a few little things for personal gain, and the entire time, you agree with them and their motives. Then, at the end of the movie, something truly horrible happens and it’s all the hero’s fault- not some villain forcing the hero to do something, the only one responsible is the hero. And you’ll see their eyes darken…
And you’ll still think the “hero” was in the right.
gaspard ulliel as bigby wolf hayley atwell as snow white rose leslie as rose red matt bomer as prince charming tony amendola as geppetto maggie smith as frau totenkinder susanne blakeslee as the voice of medea alyssa skovbye as ozma kellan lutz as beast seth green as flycatcher nico mirallegro as boy blue charlie cox as kay mark povinelli as pinocchio pauline collins as the great fairy witch
‘A clandestine community of fairy tales can be found on Bullfinch Street, immortal incarnations of stories and legends from the across the globe. Driven from their Homelands, the citizens of Fabletown make do in the world while struggling to find a way to recapture their homes from the Adversary. Chief among these fables are the Big Bad Wolf, Snow White, and the unfathomable Frau Totenkinder, while conflicts arising from Rose Red’s ‘exile’ to the Farm in upstate New York, Prince Charming’s bid for being elected mayor, and the Adversary’s increasing incursions from the Adversary’s wooden army begin to cause problems for the fables both in regards to their survival and their statute of secrecy.’
Frank (Ian Alexander) and Josie (Rowan Blanchard) are the only new kids in their freshman class, and quickly become best friends, bonding over their shared fascination with everything mystery related - Frank has done extensive research about famous unsolved cases for his tumblr blog, and Josie is an aspiring crime novelist, with a large collection of Agatha Christie books. With the help of their english teacher, Mr. Aoki (George Takei), they form a mystery club, but only one other student joins - a junior, Nancy (Amandla Stenberg). At first, the only mysteries they have to solve are things from Encyclopedia Brown novels. But when one of their classmates goes missing, and the club finds themselves caught up in it, they find that real mysteries are much more complicated than they could have imagined.
☆M A N I C ☆ P I X I E ☆ D R E A M ☆ K I L L E R S☆
fake movie meme: a horror rom com that subverts the mpdg trope starring zooey deschanel, aubrey plaza, rinko kikuchi, and hannah murray
four male roommates’ lives are changed forever when a coven family of four beautiful women move in next door. The girls are eccentric, optimistic, and quirky–the consummate manic pixie dream girl. The girls lead the boys on an adventure that gives them a new perspective on life, weakening them,leading them like lambs to the slaughter –to a false sense of security. At least that’s the beginning of the movie. The focus shifts back to the group of girls, a rag tag team of supernatural monsters on the hunt. The movie delves into the complex relationships of the women, as friends, as an adopted family, and maybe even as lovers. It is only through their bonding during the hunt that they develop an identity and a purpose in life. Together forever.(✿◠‿◠)
Cinderella from Cinderella as Cinderella Taran from The Black Cauldron as Jack
Widow Tweed from The Fox and the Hound as Jack’s Mother
Abigail the Cow from The Fox and the Hound as Milky White The Baker from Cinderella II as the Baker Belle from Beauty and the Beast as the Baker’s Wife
Melody from The Little Mermaid II as Little Red Riding Hood The Hag from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as the Witch Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? as the Witch
Lady Tremaine from Cinderella as the Stepmother Drizella from Cinderella as Florinda Anastasia from Cinderella as Lucinda Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas as Cinderella’s Mother Merlin from The Sword in the Stone as the Mysterious Man The Wolf from Beauty and the Beast as the Wolf Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast as Granny Giselle from Enchanted as Rapunzel John Smith from Pocahontas as Rapunzel’s Prince Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame as Cinderella’s Prince Willie the Giant from Fun and Fancy Free as the Giant The Harp from Fun and Fancy Free as the Harp Baby Tarzan from Tarzan as the Baker’s Son Aurora from Sleeping Beauty as Sleeping Beauty Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as Snow White The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland as the Giant’s Wife
gugu mbatha-raw as samantha stephens (and cousin serena) john krasinski as darrin stephens angela bassett as endora alec baldwin as larry tate frances conroy as gladys kravitz betty white as aunt clara steve carell as uncle arthur pierce brosnan as maurice nathan lane as dr. bombay
‘Once upon a time there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. And she bumped into him…and bumped into him. So they decided to sit down and talk this over before they had an accident. The young executive of an advertisement agency, Darrin Stephens marries Samantha, though on their honeymoon she lets him in on her secret: she’s a house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch. Though promising to give up magic (for the most part), Samantha commits herself to trying to lead a normal life and with some help from her father she opens her very own antique store. Unfortunately for her, her mother Endora refuses to accept her mortal son-in-law, unable to even say his name correctly, Gladys Kravitz from across the street suspects something is up about Samantha, and while the antique shop was supposed to be a fun way to get rid of some of the belongings Samantha’s accumulated over the centuries, it keeps drawing in more magical messes that Samantha has to clean up, with the occasional help of the odd relative or two, such as clumsy aunt clara, prankster uncle arthur, or samantha’s pop-star cousin serena.’
When Wendy Darling’s brothers go missing, she takes it upon herself to go door-to-door asking if anyone has seen them. This brings her right to the doorstep of Peter and Tink. She finds herself being dragged into a world she never knew existed. It isn’t long before she becomes friends with the strange duo and learns their oldest secret, that they are immortal. Never thinking to ask the price they have to pay for such a gift, it comes to light that they are bringing the youth of the neighborhood to a man named James Hook and Peter led John and Michael Darling into his clutches. Peter begins to want out of the business, on account of his new friendship but Hook doesn’t let people leave so easily and as a message, he kills Tink in cold blood. It’s down to Peter and Wendy to stop the lunatic who has terrorized the world for long enough..
All Saints’ Day - starring jon bernthal as “sheriff colt ‘coffins’ williams”, laura harrier as “rose / witch of the west”, pedro pascal as “mr. crane/the devil”, gemma arterton as “annabel devereaux/doc” and chris evans as “eli”.
[ western/action, dir. jon favreau]
Texas, 1874. When a
local gang comes running through the sleepy town of Malpath, Texas, the
residents are thrown over the edge. Their sheriff is murdered in cold blood,
resulting in a horrible civil war between criminals and the law. The bloodshed,
injustice and torture awakens the devil himself, who goes by Mr. Crane (Pedro
Pascal). Mr. Crane and his demonic gang take over Malpath with the intent on
making it the beginning of a worldwide cleanse of humanity—who, according to
the devil’s standards, is more evil to each other than he could ever be to
them. God, fearing he will lose his children, raises the dead sheriff (Jon
Bernthal) and gives him the ability to create hell fire from his bare hands. He
gives him three assistants in the fight against the devil: Rose (Laura Harrier),
a witch who the town keeps trying to burn at the stake but she never burns,
Annabel “Doc” Devereaux (Gemma Arterton), the widow of a recently murdered
doctor who now patches up humans and angels alike, and Eli (Chris Evans), an angel
sent by God to keep his new ‘protectors of the innocent’ in line. An angel, a
doctor, an undead sheriff and a witch walk into a bar to fight the devil—ah shit,
I forgot the punchline. A lot of people die.
fake film tv show meme - fallen (starring kerry washington, henry cavill, idris elba, jessica chastain, quvenzhane wallis, saskia rosendahl, suraj sharma, marion cotillard, michael b. jordan and michelle reis)
they don’t remember how or why they fell, but they need to get back, before it’s too late
A private detective is struggling to find enough cases to pay the bills when a dame walks into her office asking for help. The case is almost too good to be true, a straight forward heiress-struggling-to-protect-her-inheritance type of deal. A detective knows trouble when it shakes her hand, but someone has to keep the lights on.
InDark Soul, Kathy Ford, a mentally unstable young woman, begins playing with fire when she knowingly begins a relationship with her stalker, Irishman Brody Callaghan.
“I know you’ve been following me.” "Yeah… sorry about that.“
But keeping an eye on a stranger is very different than keeping an eye on someone you trust, and Brody, a part-time substitute teacher, soon realizes that something is off about the sudden appearance of Kathy. He just can’t seem to figure out what it is.