Stuff that Hichigo and Tensa fight about (in Ichigo’s soul world)
Hichigo/Tensa interactions requested by @lamy4242564 :)
So I guess we never did get a definitive answer on what Tensa is, huh? So I guess we’ll have to assume forever that he’s just Old Man Fake-Zangetsu in bankai form. Weird that the Quincy powers change in bankai. But whatever. In this list, we’re just going to think about the time that Hichigo and Tensa spent together in Ichigo’s soul world. And the many, many fights they had.
1. Who goes through the door first
Tensa: Age before beauty!
Hichigo: You know, that would be a lot less obnoxious if your hair didn’t sparkle and wave every time you said the word beauty!
Hichigo: CUT THAT OUT
2. All of the riddles Hichigo tells
Hichigo: What’s the difference between an apple and an orange? I don’t mean that one’s red and one’s orange, or that one has a hard skin and the other one doesn’t! If they were the same color and shape and everything, what would be the difference?
Tensa: Enough with the made-up riddles, dude! I. Don’t. Care.
Hichigo: Fine. Be that way. But it’ll haunt you.
Tensa: As if!
Tensa: OH GOD WHAT’S THE ANSWER
Hichigo: He always breaks.
3. Who gets to use the computer
Hichigo: I was here first!
Tensa: You’ve been here for hours! It’s my turn!
Tensa: Look. Look. Let’s just fuse and then we can BOTH use the computer!
Hichigo: Hell no! I know you want to work on that stupid Quincy fanfic of yours and I want nothing to do with that!
Tensa: Hey! It is a work of sophisticated psychology of the enemy’s mind!
Hichigo: Whatever. You just want to write about Haschwalth and Ishida banging.
Tensa: They both have such amazing hair.
Hichigo: STOP TALKING
4. Who Ichigo likes better
Hichigo: Does he let you take over his body? Nope!
Tensa: He doesn’t “let” you either! You just do it!
Tensa: Which is why he doesn’t like you!
Hichigo: Uh he chose to keep me.
Tensa: He chose to keep me too!
Hichigo: I look more like him and everybody likes themselves best!
Tensa: Not everybody has your self-esteem!
Hichigo: Sucks to be them.
5. Who’s stronger
Hichigo: Get out your weapon and fight me!
Tensa: We use the same weapon.
Hichigo: Then let’s fuse and punch ourselves in the face!
Hichigo: Oh man I’m so bored.
6. Hair care
Tensa: JUST LET ME COMB IT A LITTLE
Hichigo: BACK THE FUCK OFF MY TOUSLED LOOK IS ME
Tensa: AT LEAST LET ME USE THE DRY CONDITIONER
Hichigo: STOP CHASING ME
7. Hair cuts
Tensa: You have a dad cut now.
Hichigo: Shut up.
Tensa: Ever since Ichigo cut his hair.
Hichigo: I said, shut up!
Tensa: It makes you look way less intimidating
Hichigo: Dude, back off!
Tensa: Like, I would buy insurance from you now.
Hichigo: NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR
Tensa: What do you think is the best way to protect Ichigo?
Hichigo: Make ‘im stronger.
Hichigo: By making sure he gets beaten up as much as possible!
Tensa: Hey we agree on something!
Hichigo: Ichigo getting beaten up - it brings people together.
Tensa: It sure does.