fake seizure

Fake Service Dogs

I’m BEYOND pissed
This is what happened at REI tonight with a fake service dog (REI’s near me only allow service animals). I went in with Kasida to get her some boots for the hot pavement. I was putting one on her to make sure it fit after I measured her paw. My back was facing the main aisle and I hear Kasida start to whine. I heard a commotion behind me and stood up. There was a dog lunging at Kasida and if I hadn’t have stood up I would have gotten attacked. Kasida freaked out and backed up and got caught on a basket. It took me 15 minutes to get her unhooked from it. My mom yelled at the guy and asked if it was a service dog and he smirked and nodded his head. I AM ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS. First your pet was going to attack my dog. Second of all its illegal to fake a service dog. Third of all Kasida is a seizure alert dog. My seizures tend to be violent and can become life threatening. Your stupid dog could have made her miss an alert, and if she had and I had a seizure, I’d potentialy be in the hospital or worse. DO NOT FAKE SERVICE ANIMALS. DO NOT HARRASS SERVICE ANIMALS. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM.
Sorry for the rant


15 Somewhat Mundane Facts About Jeffrey Dahmer:

  1. Disliked his brief employment as a phlebotomist because he hated sticking people with needles.
  2. Slept with around 200 people.
  3. Apparently liked flannel before it was cool–neighbor Vernell Bass recalled often seeing him in flannel, and he can be seen wearing flannel in several photographs.
  4. Was once as a senior given ten whacks from a paddle as punishment for being caught with alcohol at school.
  5. Admired jewelry, especially rings, and in fact bought a blue topaz ring for $1500 in the summer of 1987. He ended up pawning it a year later because he was low on cash.
  6. Vacuumed his apartment on Sundays. He generally liked keeping his home and his person very neat and tidy. However, when depressed, he would stop taking care of himself, going days without shaving or bathing, and his apartment would become littered with booze bottles.
  7. Thought it was a good idea to set up a Satanic altar complete with skulls and black glittering lights in his grandmother’s house.
  8. Favorite beer was Budweiser, “the king” of beers in his opinion.
  9. Liked McDonalds and once described himself as “living off” the restaurant chain’s food in a Thanksgiving home video recorded by his father.  Took refuge at the fast food establishment during his senior prom, which he decided to attend for some reason.
  10. Took German in high school.
  11. Enjoyed camp and the theatricality of drag queens.
  12. Among the items found in his apartment after his arrest were a tube of acne lotion, a taped episode of The Cosby Show, several jars of various protein powders, and two plastic griffins.  The only food in his apartment were bags of Doritos and Ruffles potato chips.
  13. Presented himself as a sort of class clown in high school, performing a variety of odd stunts such as bleating like a sheep, acting like a person afflicted with cerebal palsy, faking seizures, and screaming out random things in the middle of class.  However, his classmates usually laughed at him rather than with him, finding his sense of humor too dark and bizarre for comfort.
  14. Stated in his confession that he started drinking as young as age 13 to alleviate some of the severe shyness and anxiety he felt around his classmates.  A fellow student named Chip Crofoot reported that he’d seen Dahmer taking sips from a flask of gin he kept in his locker in seventh grade.
  15. Did not have air conditioning in his apartment.

BTS as Best Friends - Jin

Originally posted by baetang-boyz

  • You probably met in a cooking class
  • He took it for fun, you took it because you burn water
  • You shared a stove so he helped you out but you never learned
  • He now cooks for you a million times a week
  • He often makes you lunches
  • His self-confidence has rubbed of on you
  • “You look good next to your handsome best friend”
  • Okay he’s such a good wingman though
  • But it always ends in ice cream and chick flicks
  • Lots and lots of selfies
  • He loves braiding your hair
  • You are the second mum of BTS
  • 60% of your hang out time is devoted to helping scold the maknaes
  • 20% is watching him cook
  • The rest is talking at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee or tea
  • He is such a gossip (but not in a mean way)
  • You trust him with your life
  • He does the same
  • You often jump on his back because his broad shoulders can take it
  • Your other friends all beg to be set up with him
  • You work out together
  • He calls you at 4am to tell you when he thinks of a good one
  • Literally no shame
  • “I left my towel outside the bathroom but I’m coming out anyway!”
  • Dance offs that look like ‘who can fake a seizure better’
  • He has cute and meaningful nicknames
  • He low key loves being called Jinnie
  • Will take a bullet for you without a second thought


Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood friend Ted Lehr describes Dahmer as “just bad enough to be fun.” He says that the two liked sledding and throwing snowballs at cars. Lehr also said Dahmer displayed little sympathy for others. If he saw another child get hurt at the playground, Dahmer would either laugh or show indifference. Martha Schmidt, a former classmate of Dahmer’s at Revere High School, is quoted as saying: “The Jeff that was my friend was, at 16-years-old, lost… He seemed to cry out for help but nobody paid attention to him at all …He would come in with a cup of scotch - not coffee with something in it - scotch. If a 16-year-old drinking in an 8 a.m. class isn’t calling out for help I don’t know what is.” Dahmer was known for bizarre behavior such as drawing outlines of dead bodies on the ground, faking seizures at school and the mall and hurricane drills. Former classmate Mike Kukral recalls: “All of a sudden you’d be walking down the hall and you’d hear someone yelling and hollering and running through the hallway and it’s Jeff Dahmer in the middle of the day, running, flapping his arms yelling ‘hurricane drill hurricane drill everybody hide.’“ Behaving in an odd way at Revere High School became known as "doing a Dahmer.” Another classmate, Brian Bogdanski, remembers Dahmer openly drinking a beer at McDonalds in front of a cop. “He couldn’t be intimidated by anything,” Bogdanski said. When he wasn’t pursuing his favorite hobby of dissecting roadkill and preserving the bones, Dahmer also used to go into the wooded area surrounding his family home shirtless and beat the trees with sticks.

Jeffrey Dahmer was deemed the weird kid throughout highschool. He would show up to first period drunk with a Styrofoam cup filled with hard alcohol. Sometimes he would act out and fake seizures for laughs. People started calling it “doing a Dahmer”


Favorite Friendships: Big Boo & Pennsatucky
↳ Remember how I was in the puppy program? Well, see, I may have palmed a doggie sedative, or four, that I have been keeping as a treat for myself in case I would like to fake a seizure, go on a vacation to a hospital and touch nurses. Do you see, this is how much I care about you, Doggett. I am willing to burn that dream on you.

the signs as things John Cheese has done
  • Aries: when confronted with being somewhere he wasn't supposed to be in an alternate universe holding a homemade flamethrower, he said, "We're from the Fire Department."
  • Taurus: ramped his truck over government quarantine fences while his car's radio played Bad Moon Rising by Creedence
  • Gemini: when his best friend's girlfriend fed her dog convenience store burritos to help the dog shit out a homemade bomb shaped like a dog treat she had accidentally eaten, he picked up the uncontrollably shitting dog and aimed her asshole at the enemies the bomb had been intended for
  • Cancer: purposely made sure to time his smoking just right so he was lighting a new cigarette as he was approaching a crime scene in order to look as cool as possible
  • Leo: aided his best friend in burning down his best friend's house because they saw a spider in it
  • Virgo: got kicked out of art class for submitted very, very detailed charcoal nudes of himself with six inches added to his genitalia
  • Libra: shaved half of his best friend's girlfriend's dog, at the request of the dog.
  • Scorpio: when his best friend started talking about some random guy's attributes because he thought his girlfriend could do better, John started talking about the random guy having a great ass because he wanted to feel included
  • Saggitarius: claimed he faked a seizure when some people tried to get him to leave a scene and after pretending not to speak English didn't help (note: it's possible none of this actually happened and John was lying)
  • Capricorn: attempted to make a jetpack, then later claimed the burns were from messing around with homemade fireworks
  • Acquarius: when he needed to make a group of people form a recognizable shape to communicate to some pilots that there were still relatively healthy people in their town, had them all form the shape of a penis because spelling out a word would take too long
  • Pisces: whenever he's fighting something, he constantly makes puns based on whatever he's using as a weapon or whatever he's fighting. or both.
incomplete list of odd calls and other situations my firefighter captain dad has experienced:
  • Responded to a fire call where a man in a Walgreens bathroom couldn’t get his underwear off so he tried to use a lighter to burn them off
  • Helped a large, very naked woman who got stuck in her shower
  • Tasked with getting a drunk and naked man down from a tree where he had climbed 30 ft. The man kept complaining about being thirsty so PD and the firemen placed a Gatorade at the base of the tree. 15 minutes later the man climbed down for the Gatorade
  • I just went to one of his stations in a bad part of town and there was a guy laying outside the dining room window tweaking hardcore and holding a crack pipe
  • There’s this one homeless guy who fakes seizures to get the EMS to respond so he can go to the hospital
  • There’s another homeless guy who waves and grins at the engine whenever he sees it, his name is Rodney but they all call him Yendor aka Rodney backwards
  • Oh a lady burned her vagina last week, apparently she sat on a cigarette
  • An old lady on dialysis that they had visited several times on call died in bed and when they went to give CPR and timecode her death and such the covers by her feet started moving and the EMS people FREAKED out but it was just her little dog that slept under her covers with her
  • Went on an EMS call for a woman who was in a ASOC (altered state of consciousness, basically she was high off her rocker) after taking some pills, and when they arrived the lady who called legit said “You should give her that shot that makes you better”
  • Oh oh there was this one guy who got shot but kept INSISTING that he had NOT been shot and was perfectly fine even though he had an obvious gunshot wound in his abdomen

when I get a patient that is 110% faking seizures - oh and also he’s a prisoner.

so the poor guard comes out and is like “i think its happening again” and I’m like yup let me just stand there next to him and stare at the monitor while I put 2L of oxygen on him and pretend I’m doing something important.

Also - fun trick! (I learned it from a cop a few years back)
— are you wondering if its a true seizure?
break an ammonia capsule :D
do they react accordingly by suddenly changing their breathing through their nose, or pinch their eyes shut? (no seizure here folks)
or do they pretty much ignore its existence? (thats a seizure)

if they’re faking it they’ll also learn really quick to stop doing it when you’re on shift - to avoid having to smell the ammonia again.

anonymous asked:

Never trust a paramedic who tells your teachers and the school nurse that your seizures are faked when you've been diagnosed with epilepsy just weeks before and then makes you walk the five minutes to the ambulance even though you can barely stand. Bonus points if your abusive mother (who is a nurse) can even tell they're real seizure.


Jeffrey Dahmer was a class clown in high school. he would pull weird faces, make noises like a sheep, fake seizures and scream out random things in the middle of classes. it was a bizarre and desperate way to gain attention and make people laugh. however, Jeffrey’s classmates usually laughed at him, not with him. they found his sense of humor far too random and abnormal, which it was.

anonymous asked:

I'm fairly new to the cancer crew fandom and I've been wondering about Joji's seizures so if you wouldn't mind answering that would be great and if it something that we're not supposed to talk about then im sorry and I shall leave Thanks

“I was recently diagnosed with a brain condition that ironically gives me seizures. This whole time we thought it was so funny doing these fake seizures and now…some call it bad luck, some call it karma.” - Joji

quoted from an old youtube video that is now deleted, so I can’t tell you much more. Hope this helps you better understand his condition <3

Adorkable / EXO request

Hope you like it.

Kris: You were so happy to finally rencounter yourself with Yifan that you just couldn’t help to skip all around him making silly noises.

What are you doing?

Tao: You’re not an early person, and this morning you couldn’t be any more asleep when you dressed yourself. You had been all day long running errands asking yourself why everyone looked at you so weird, maybe it was because you had styled you hair different or maybe it was because you were wearing your shirt backwards… Tao just couldn’t miss the opportunity to immortalise your stupidity.

Luhan: This was the very first time you were going to wear high heels, it wasn’t really your style, but you wanted to impress your man, so you wore the highest stiletto heels you could find. Luhan knew you had done this for him so he didn’t say anything when you started acting out sexy but instead spread your ankle while trying to impress.

Chen: Having big boobs is such a problem, so fixing your bra is just like an unconscious act for you, and it’s okay, as long as you don’t do it front of your boyfriend and his bandmates…

EXO:    O.O

Chen: *approaches you discreetly*

Baby I don’t think you should be doing that here…


Baobei why are you so cute!!

Xiumin: The two of you were out for a romantic evening, staring at each other, holding hands and smiling. Your latte was delicious, just the perfect blend of coffee and milk, creamy and hot…  But wait, what is that in your upper lip? Haven’t you noticed it? Nope, you haven’t, but Xiumin did, and he just couldn’t help but hold his laughter as you continued talking about everything and nothing at all with your big milk handlebar.

Suho: You didn’t know how to dance, but that has never stopped you to have fun, Suho knew what he had done when he took you clubbing with them.

EXO: *whispering to one another*

Is Y/N-ah having a seizure?…


*faking smile* 

shut up or I’ll kill you.

Sehun: Finds out you like to imitate his dance moves when you are alone…

Baekhyun: You rapidly step out of the elevator after having pressed every button and leaving Baekhyun behind… 

OMO, you’re a such a child…

Chanyeol: Nobody is dorkier than him.

Dork you said?…


You:*walking towards the restaurant exit, stupidly walks into the glass door*

Kyungsoo: You had just re-discovered you can actually see your nose but your brain choses to ignore it, you you look continuously at it, so you end up squinting continuously… 

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