fake punch

rewatching old minecraft lets plays (mostly for background noise as i study) and in the old potions lets plays, there was some fucking great team nice dynamite moments. fucking gavin picking fights with everyone that michael begrudgingly has to step in and finish. michael even says at one point “well yeah, gavin started it but now i gotta step in to save his ass” and all im saying is please incorporate this more in fahc au thank you 

movies that have some asshole or monster claim to be a god and so some team of superheroes or whatever come to save the day, but like with tons of damage and dead people

like there is a much easier solution and it is called Jewish people.

Our real name literally means one who fought G-d

You are gonna get Jews who will just go fuck it and punch this fake god which I mean can’t go wrong with a the classics and your gonna get Jews who will go fuck it and just out logic out debate this fake god.

I’m just saying some asshole showing up claiming to be god realistically a bunch of Jews are gonna just show up going fight me. 

Jews are pretty much the  (ง'̀-‘́)ง in living form 

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week 7: color palette challenge + haseul 

Chris Pine??

- wears dorky patterned shirts
- reads Books about Acting History
- has a flip phone
- is tired of people acting weird that he’s supporting characters in female-led movies directed by women
- studied english lit at berkley
- makes his costars laugh
- doesn’t know a thing about technology
- looks like an artsy hipster bro
- always wanted to be a spy or pilot like in golden age hollywood movies
- broke his finger when he did a fake punch wrong
- has been the love interest of 2 princesses
- likes to be cozy

okay but i can’t stop thinking about jack doing that whole goofy roughhousing-as-flirting kinda shit with bits once they start dating like

a playful argument quickly turning into jack fake-punching bitty’s arms, poking him in the belly, getting him into a headlock that’s just an excuse to be all up on him, until bitty’s crying with laughter and jack pushes him down onto the couch and flops on top of him, winning the “”””””fight””””” and squishing his cute lil bf into agreeing that yes, your ass is better than sid crosby’s ok you WIN

J2 DCCon 2017 Gold Panel

*Reminder to watch panel videos/footage for full context. 

  • Jared: I’d like to apologize. I slept through my alarm. Jensen: I don’t know why you’re apologizing. They know it’s you :P
  • Jared randomly accidentally said “what an asshole” in the mic while whispering with a fan. Jensen: What did I say to you just 15 minutes ago? “Let’s try to keep this PG13.”
  • Jared with a guitar :)
  • Question about lessons to impart on their children. Jensen: Do as I say, not as Uncle Jared does. 
  • Jared about kids: I just want them to be happy. Jensen: I wanna teach them how to bait a hook; drive…
  • Jared: We went to Jason Manns’ place yesterday. Fan: We know. Jensen: Oooh, sorry! lol
  • Jared took an Uber for 3 hours to get to Jason’s place yesterday. 
  • Fan: My question is for Jared. Jensen: PERFECT *walks away*
  • Playful touching/shoving and laughing :P 
  • How do you prepare for Sam’s response when Dean dies? Jared: The same way I prepare for every episode. I read it a bunch of times and prepare and see how I feel the day of. “Mystery Spot” was one of the worst/hardest weeks of my life.
  • Tired Jared leans on Jensen’s shoulder aww
  • Jared keeps falling asleep leaning on Jensen. Jensen sat down because Jared was talking too long. Someone teased Jared for being tired saying, “It’s okay, it’s my first convention, too!” Jared dropped the entire mic stand. There’s a ton of physical comedy today lol :P 
  • Jared prompts Jensen to tell the story of how Todd Stashwick accidentally connected when throwing a fake punch at Jensen in “Monster Movie.”
  • Boys joke about Misha. After joking Jensen said: “I’m kidding, we love Misha. People get mad at me now.” (Video
  • Fan to Jared: We love your beanie!
  • Jensen: I’d like to do the live action Red Hood
  • Is Alex going to be a new target like Misha? Jensen: Alex is a current target. 
  • Boys talk about how Alex is a very bright young man, very talented. 
  • Arrow says Dada and said hi to Jensen for the first time this morning <3
  • Jared shows a video of his kids saying Go Longhorns! :)
  • Fan asks about the process of writing their chapters for FDEWB. Jensen says the process was harassment by Lynn lol. Jensen re Jared: It took him…what was it, seven years? Jared: I took two years to write it. He knows. Because we went as a family, as two families, to Turks and Caicos. They were all swimming and I was in front of my computer with notes. 
  • Jared protecting Jensen (standing in between him and a fan in the audience, not sure why lol but joking around). 
  • They are throwing packs of gummy bears at each other but pretending to miss lol. 
  • Fan talks about what kind of drinks they are. Jensen: I know what you are. You drink like thirty of them a day. 
  • A fan asks Jared and Jensen how they’re doing and the boys get a little emotional in gratitude. 
  • Jared talks about being busy and work-life balance. Says he had to do parent teacher meeting by FaceTime on set. 
  • It’s the time of the year where they are less enthusiastic about being the Winchesters because they’ve been going non-stop for months already and still have a lot ahead. Missing moments with their families has stacked that, but it always happened around this time. 
  • Jensen says that this is special, and they want to protect and invest in SPN while they can. They still love what they do. 

Info via: Fangasm, Cherie, iwinsoiwin, MaureenSil’s livetweet list

Cardiovascular Palpitations Part 1 (ft. Jeongguk) [M]

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid


→ fluff, angst, smut, mentions of blood/surgery
Jeongguk ft. Taehyung | friendswithbenefits!au, doctors!au
part 1 | part 2story talk

It was complicated. But it worked. You two were doctors, cardio surgeons at that. Complicated was usual, it was your business, your work, your lifestyle. And neither of you had time for an actual relationship, for the hours of work for writing heartfelt letters or planning dates out on the beach. Both you and Jeongguk needed quickies in the stockroom, someone to dress up and look hot so he can get revenge on his ex, someone to give a blow job or finger you to relax your nerves before an important presentation, someone to understand the burdens and harsh lifestyle of being a doctor. And somehow in that chaos, you’d found eachother and it worked out. 

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Tom Holland - Surprise

anon request: Hello! Can you do a ‘dating tom and being Harrison’s little sister’ it’s very cheesy but I think it’d be cute and I haven’t seen one like it yet :) thank you!

part two

requests are open:))

Originally posted by parkrpeters

“haz don’t you dare be late” i growled into the phone. here i was walking through the airport in atlanta to surprise my brothers best friend tom on set of the movie he is starring in. spiderman: homecoming.

i was annoyed because i was stuck on a plane for nine hours. i didn’t want harrison to be late, he was gonna pick me up from the air port and drive me to set where everyone was.

i made my way through the large crowded airport happy to be back on the ground. my luggage rolled behind me, i scrolled through my phone changing the song when it buzzed with a text from harrison.

'don’t text and walk. it’s dangerous.’
haz😷

i looked up and saw the bright blue eyes of my big brother. i began walking to the boy whose arms were flailing in the air trying to capture my attention. he began jogging toward me with his arms out stretched.

“buggy!” he shouted as we collided into a big hug. “haz!” i said excitedly hugging my brother. tom has kidnapped him for 92 days, he annoys me but a girl needs her big brother.

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Bill Skarsgård x Reader Headcannons

Bill Skarsgård x Reader

Requester: Anonymous

Prompt: Bill headcannons

Warning: None

Note: I finished before 9 I’m happy. Enjoy! :D!

Originally posted by jonerysloveboat

Originally posted by abasketofgifs

-The first time you met with Bill was when you were an extra in Hemlock Grove

-You had a scene together where he’d bump into your purposely and spill the books everywhere only your stupid feet betrayed you and you tripped and hit your head on a locker

-You felt really embarrassed about it but Bill was with you the entire time in the infermey

-You had to get stitches so he had to hold your hand as they did it

-It wasn’t painful you were just nervous

-You contiued to see and talk to eachother randomkly after that until you finally became friends

-You once got drunk during a party and Bill drove you to his place

-For some reason you kept pawing at the windows like a cat

- When he arrived to his house you were  surprised that it a nice looking house in the suburbs

- When he was checking the house out he found you munching zombie-like on snacks

-He had to fight you to get into bed. Like legit you’d run from him and he’d have to grab you and pull you back

- You were shouting the entire time you needed to find Batman to save the army of frogs with purple nails

-Do frogs even have nails?

-Eventually he had came to an agreement with you and laid on the bed with you

-You wouldn’t stop snuggling to him

-In the middle of the night you said you loved him in your sleep and he just smiled and said he loved you back

-He meant to get out of bed and go to his own room but he ended up sleeping there for the rest of the night

-When you woke up with a slamming hangover had left a couple advils and a glass of water

-Bill was making breakfast which was sooo good

- He makes good waffles =P!

-When you had to leave he finally talked about what you had said and asked you if it was true

-You said yes and he kissed you

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