fake punch

“But you know as well as I, patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.”

- Master and Commander by Patrick O’Brian

Relevant to the current state of the world.


The black eye that Chris Pine sports in Star Trek Beyond is apparently real, courtesy of Idris Elba.

“It was great. He gave me a black eye, and that was fun, and we used that. He’s a big guy and we tussled and threw some fake punches.” —Chris Pine

“He tried it with me, man. I was like, ‘Boom, have that.’ He’s a show-off, man. We could have covered it up; he just wanted to show everyone that he had a shiner.” —Idris Elba

Look i used to be a lukas so i dont agree with his decisions in the beginning of eyewitness but i sure fucking understand where hes coming from. Internal homophobia is a real thing and i love how its portrayed.

Every time I look at this, I keep wondering what happened next.. you know, when they wrapped the shoot and went home..

Did taylor kiss Karlie’s face all night, because she felt so bad she had to fake punch her Karlie in the face? While Karlie kept pointing out that she dint even punch straight and trying to teach Taylor how to throw a proper punch..Which meant more physical exercise, so Taylor tried to shut her up and distract her attention by kissing her. What happened??

Or was there a fight the night before, and this is some kind of kinky fight and then make up sex? What happened??

How did they come up with the name knock out?
Now that you’re explaining what went behind all photoshoots and music videos, sit your ass down and give me a BTS video of bad blood along with your commentary, I don’t mind at all when you speak about how damn fine Karlie looks, or make a one hour documentary about catastrophe vs knockout, I’m fine with it too..

Today, I fucked up by trying to one up my friend.

This happened last night so it’s technically today.

My friend, we’ll call him James, has always been a bigger guy, never really took care of himself until recently. He started boxing to get into better shape and I have been doing it for about 4 years.

After a drunken night a few weeks ago, he punched a hole in a wall because he’s an idiot and got mad that we didn’t order pizza after the bar.

So last night as we’re walking home from the bar we start making fun of him and he says he’ll do it again. So he fake punched a wall and didn’t break it and we all laughed at him.

So I said to him, that’s not how you punch, and went for the wall hitting it as hard as I could… Not realizing that it was a cement wall I went all out and broke my wrist, and thee bones in my hand.

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[In an arcade. Sam and Miles are playing basketball]
Kamala: Story time!
Kamala: In a twist of fate, the gamer has become the game! *brings out a video game controller*
Sam: Ahh dude! *fake punches Miles*
Everyone: *laughs*

Consider the following:

  • Link smiling, looking at Rhett’s hands when they’re in the same car listening to the radio, because 99% of the time he’s strumming and making chords in the air.
  • Rhett making silly faces when Link gets on his tiptoes to kiss him because he would bursts out laughing and Rhett just love Link high pitched laughs.
  • Link pushing Rhett’s side, swinging and hit him with his hips to gain the control of the sink when they brush their teeth.
  • Rhett waking up at midday, playing the guitar, still in his underwear while he sits legs crossed on the bed.
  • Link that got up early and had already did the laundry, took the dogs out and bought food at the grocery store that comes back home and scoffs at Rhett when he sees he’s still on the bed, in his underwear, playing the guitar.
  • Rhett insisting in watch new movies, Link wanting to watch The Empire Strikes Back…again.
  • Link seeking attention, giving Rhett fake slow-mo punch, making noises with his mouth while Rhett still ignores him.
  • Rhett getting amusingly bothered (after the episode wrote in the previous point) and suddenly turning to pinch and tickle Link that squirms away.