Voi fumare una cicca? Non puoi, fa male.
Vuoi farti una canna? Non puoi, è illegale.
Vuoi scopare come non ci fosse un domani? Non puoi, è immorale.
Vuoi strafogarti di nutella, pizza ed ogni genere di cibo fritto? Non puoi, ingrassano.
Vuoi riempirti di tatuaggi e piercing? Non puoi, è da criminali.
Vuoi farti i capelli rossi, verdi, blu o viola? Non puoi, è da pazzi.
Vuoi amare una persona del tuo stesso sesso? Non puoi, è contro natura.
ALLORA SCUSATEMI, MI RINCHIUDO IN CAMERA AL BUIO AD ASPETTARE DI MORIRE IL PRIMA POSSIBILE.
—  Notanotherstupidprincess
Everybody isn’t your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn’t mean they’re for you. Just because they say they have your back, doesn’t mean they won’t stab you in it. People pretend well. Jealousy sometimes doesn’t live far. So know your circle. At the end of the day, real situations expose fake people, so pay attention.
Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

Can I just say that I am entirely too tired to fight for friendships anymore. If you’re busy in life and don’t reach out to me consider us not friends. If you talk shit behind my back don’t consider us friends. If you continuously play this little victim roll go ahead and give yourself the win. Because I’m giving up on everyone who gives up on me. You’re not worth my time, and I am obviously not worth yours.

Tootaloo mutherfuckers.