fake microphone

Two left feet

Summary: You can’t dance to save your life, even if you’re trying desperately to in the parking lot while you wait for your kid sister at the Snow Ball. Luckily, there’s someone there to help.

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Reader

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: None but language, and you might die from the vomit-inducing fluff.

A/N: We were robbed of a Billy at the Snow Ball scene, Duffers, you assholes. Also, yeah, Billy’s Hargroovin’ to the beat in a parking lot. Let me live.

Originally posted by skarsgardangel


You raised your hand in a wave, but Katie was already inside, her hair wild around her head and curlier than you’d seen it in weeks. She looked happy and bright and had rosy cheeks at the thought of dancing with her crush – the Byers kid. You thought it was kind of sweet. She’d been upset for weeks when everything had happened last year, if anything, you hoped that your sister brought a smile to his face like you’d seen Nancy bring to Jonathan’s.

Crossing your arms slowly, you backed up and leaned against the hood of your car, humming a little and smiling at the doors. The music was lilting out softly every time some kid swung the doors open, but soon they were turning it up and you could vaguely make it out as you waited in the cold.

Tapping your foot, you hummed along to a few of the songs, turning to pull your scarf out of the car to wrap around your neck. You swore to your mom you wouldn’t go anywhere but the school and you would wait there the entire night for your sister, just because everyone was a little paranoid after what happened with the lab got out. Who knew something like that could happen in Hawkins?

It was almost too cold to be outside, but you didn’t want to waste the heat in your car so you wrapped the scarf tighter and fished out your hard-worn paperback. It had the worst cover imaginable, but what was inside was what counted. At least that’s what you told yourself.

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Pancakes

Summary: You and Tony enjoy some well deserved moments alone. Pairing: Tony Stark x Short!ReaderWord Counting: 400 wordsWarnings: Sexy times, Short!Reader, fluff.

Tony x Short!Reader Masterlist

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid

Originally posted by sensualkisses

Tony crossed his arms over his chest with a smirk plastered on his face.

With your hair tied in a loose bun and wearing just his shirt, a pair of panties and your glasses, you were doing an amazingly funny dramatic performance of ‘My Heart Will Go On’. Living with you, he often joked, was like having a personal Disney princess. Many times during the day he would just enter a room and see you singing to yourself. Even more times, you would be singing loudly and behaving like you were in a show, even holding a fake microphone. If he was lucky, he would catch you dancing.  He loved those days.

Tony wasn’t an especially tall and broad man, but you were short enough for his shirt to cover part of your butt and make him smile.  You were out for a short vacation, which means you two didn’t need to be discreet like with the Avengers. He was wearing just boxers right now and honestly, couldn’t care less.

“What are you doing?” He finally asked when he saw you moving your finger to your mouth, making you turn to him with a guilty.

He recognised the pancake mass anywhere, as well as the way you always loved to just dip your finger in it and lick it when you were in the kitchen.

Chuckling, your boyfriend walked to you and used his thumb to clean the corner of your mouth, licking it from his own skin.

“Tastes good.” He held you by your waist, seeing how it had dropped to your chin and the top of your breast, just an inch away from his perfectly clean shirt.  “Darling, you’re getting my clothes dirty.”

“You didn’t seem to mind last night.” You chuckled, letting out a sigh when he licked your skin softly, pushing you against the counter.

You loved those calm moments with Tony. It was hard with him being a superhero and living with a bunch of people so you just enjoyed as much time alone as you could.

“The pancakes…” You protested when his hands started moving under your – his – shirt.

“They can wait.” He pulled you, walking the two of you out of the kitchen, kissing you the whole way there and closing the door when you lied on the bed. “Now, honey… Let’s see if you really do taste sweeter than the pancakes, shall we?”

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Imagine...Dancing With Dean

Originally posted by frozen-delight

Request: Can you do a dean x reader one shot based on the song nothing’s gonna hurt you baby by cigarettes after sex?

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 900ish

Warnings: language, implied smut/barely there smut


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EXO | You Have A Child From A Previous Relationship

Anonymous said:

hi! i really like your blog! would you mind doing a reaction for monsta x and exo when their s/o they’ve been dating for about a month nervously reveals she has a child from a previous relationship? thanks!


I searched the internet far and wide….okay maybe I searched google and searched for a little over an hour…and most of these are gifs a couple of them are not….

Y/C/N (Your Child’s Name)

Xiumin/Minseok:
I can see Xiumin at first being upset, and not at the fact that you had a child from a previous relationship. He would be upset that you didn’t tell him from the start; he adores you and wants to know everything about you and your child would be a vital part of your life, so why shouldn’t he know? After you gave him your reasonings (whatever they might be) he would understand and of course say that if you were comfortable with it he would like to meet them.

“I just have to get my jacket and then we can go to dinner,” you said, walking out of your bedroom.

“But Minnie isn’t ready yet,” your daughter said as she put a flower clip in Minseok’s hair.

“One cannot go out without the proper hair accessories,” he said, flashing you a smile.

Originally posted by theseoks

Suho/Junmyeon:
Saying as Suho was normally the one calling “family meetings” and it was just the two of you, he was concerned by what you had to tell him. When you told him that you had a child from a previous relationship he wondered why you didn’t tell him from the get go (I don’t think something like this would be a deal breaker for him), but he didn’t question you about it openly. Instead he would ask to meet your child and he would make them feel comfortable around him in true Suho fashion.

“Here comes Mr. Teddy Bear…”


Lay/Yixing:
It would come as a shock to him when you revealed to him that you had a child from a previous relationship. But it wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. He loved you and as such he would do his best to get along with your child and set a good example. But…I would also like to wish you good luck actually getting your child back…

“Yixing, I need to give him his bath,” you said, reaching for your son.

“Tsk,” he said, pushing your hands away, “Can’t you see we are in the middle of The Land Before Time? A bath can wait a few more minutes.”


Baekhyun:
“Terrified” would probably be the words to describe how he was feeling in that exact moment that you told him that you had a child from a previous relationship. He’s a usually loud guy and his silence would concern you. Mainly that concern would probably be a bunch of questions that you either were or were not ready to answer and him wondering if the child would like him. He loves kids but there was still that worry that yours in particular wouldn’t like him.

“He’ll love you Baek, just be yourself,” you said, trying to reassure him, “Are you ready to meet him.”

“Yeah…yeah I’m ready,” he replied.

You went and got your son from his bedroom and introduced him to a now smiling Baekhyun. “He looks just like you Y/N…he has your cute cheeks…hey little man.”


Chen/Jongdae:
He would probably be quick to want to meet your child leaving you with a dumbfounded look on your face.

“What did you think I was going to leave you cause you had a kid?”

Honestly that was your biggest fear; but with Jongdae (much like Lay) I think that because of his bond with you it wouldn’t take much for him to get along with your child.

“Um…Dae? Can I have my son back?” you asked, as he began to walk down the hallway of SM.

“After I show him off to the guys, yeah,” he replied, walking off.

Originally posted by dayafterdae


Chanyeol:
For this sweetie you wouldn’t have to worry about nerves. As soon as you tell him about your child he would be ready to him and making plans about the games they could play. But just know…when it comes to potty time he has nothing to do with diapers.

“Did you say “potty”?” Chanyeol questioned before quickly picking up your son and running down the stairs of the park, “Y/N! Y/N! I need you!”

“What happened to my 30 minutes of eomma alone time?” you questioned, putting down your book.

“I don’t control potty time, take that up with him!”

Originally posted by luedeer

D.O.:
Kyungsoo would probably be a little terrified when he heard the words leave your mouth, however…he would know what the best way to approach this situation was slowly. He wouldn’t immediately tell the child that you were dating (if the child even understood at that point) he would just start as “mommy’s friend who came over during playtime” and as they got to know each other he would allow things to go from there.


Kai/Jongin:
It is in his DNA to be a father. If you have seen anything with him and kids, he is a natural with them. So as soon as the words left your mouth that you had a child his response would be “when do I get to meet him?”

Your son was never quick to warm up to people but as soon as he met Jongin they clicked and like they had never not known each other.

“Boys dinner is-,” you started but stopped when you saw Jongin sitting on the floor with your son in his lap reading him a book.

“The rabbit has big ears huh? What if I got your ear?” Jongin asked, giving a small tug to his ear.

“No, my ear,” your son replied laughing.

Originally posted by blondejongin

Sehun:
He was scared at first when you told him about his child. But as sassy as this boy can be he’s a sweetie and is caring. Though it was scary, he would jump at every opportunity to help you whenever he could and I could see him and your child quickly becoming close.

“Where did-oh my god!” you said, when you realized that your daughter who had gotten away from you had run up on stage.

“You all know about my girlfriend, Y/N,” he said as she wrapped her arms around his legs, “Well this is Y/N’s daughter Y/C/N…my princess.”


Luhan:
As much as he would try and act cool about the news he would probably be internally freaking out about the fact that you had a child from a previous relationship. But as soon as he would meet the child that internal freak out would turn into a gooey mess.

“Well, how are things?” you asked checking up on things.

“They’re great,” Luhan said, “He’s amazing jagi.”


Kris:
Kris loves kids, so like Xiumin, it wouldn’t be the “you have a kid” part as much as the “not telling” part. He would immediatly question why you thought you needed to hide something as important as this. But any irritation would go away as soon as he met your son.

“You look just like your eomma,” Kris said.

“Eomma says you sing,” your son said, holding a fake microphone, “I sing sometimes too.”

“Do ya buddy? Will you show me?” Kris questioned earning a nod from your son.


Tao:
You’d probably get mixed signals from Tao. On one hand he was in love with you and wanted nothing more than to see you happy and share every aspect of your lives together. OOOOOOOOOOON the other hand, he wasn’t real confident when it came to the subject of tiny humans. But he would give his best even if it took some time to get used to things.

“What is that?? Did you pick your nose again??” you heard from the back seat. On the way to your mother’s house Tao had decided to sit in the back seat with your daughter and read to her and keep her preoccupied during the long ride.

“Is everything okay back there?” you questioned, looking in the review mirror.

“I have become a human tissue…” he said sadly.

“And that’s why bleach was invented.”

xxEXO-Masterlistxx

pidge-gundersucc-deactivated201  asked:

Hello! I started reading your writing and its so good! I wondering if you can do a shiro x reader where he finds his s/o singing or something while doing a task and he just me lt s

Okay, I had so much difficulty picking out the song to use for this request, but I have decided that B.A.P’s Feel So Good was worth it bc I can choose whatever song I want, and I love this song. Since it’s a Korean song, I’m gonna use the rough English translation of the parts I’m referencing! (but assume you’re singing the Korean I guess? I don’t know, I needed a reason to justify me always dancing and cleaning to this song.)

I hope you enjoy this~ thank you for your request! Your URL is my life goal, and I’m so sorry this took so long

– Ryan

Your headphones are blasting so loud, it’s easy to hear your music just by standing near you. But it doesn’t bother you, especially not when it’s your time to clean the training hall. The funky tune was set on repeat, but it was a song you could never get tired of. All it made you want to do was move, and it was just the song to listen to when you’re cleaning.

Sure, you’re a bit distracted; it took you about 45 minutes alone to clean the gear since you constantly burst out into song at your favorite parts, using the tools in your hand as a fake microphone. But after getting over that speed bump, you had to sanitize the floor.

You mix the solution in the bucket and prepare the mop. You hum the intro as the song starts again. Tapping your foot, you dip the mop into the bucket to the beat of the song.

“I want only you when I look at you,”

You mutter the line just before the first verse, taking the mop out just as the song really starts

“I feel so good~”

The mop splashes against the floor as you unceremoniously drop it in favor of meeting the beat of the song. You hum along, pushing and pulling the mop as you dance around the hall. You shake your hips to each syllable you sing, getting really into the song, although it’s probably the 30th time this morning you’ve heard it.

“Your voice is like a sweet jelly, it lingers within my ear, I’ll find you. I want to have you, baby, I feel good when I think about you.”


Shiro makes his way down the corridor, toward the training hall for his morning routine. He throws his towel over his shoulder and takes a swig out of the water bottle he carries. The lights are on in the hall, and his curiosity is piqued. Perhaps he could get some one-on-one training done, too.

As he approaches the door, he sputters, spitting out the water he’d just taken. He’d completely forgot that Sunday mornings were set aside for cleaning! He was about to leave, but something anchored him.

It was the sound of your voice. It came cheery, and… melodic. He turns around again, to look inside. He watches as you wiggle around the floor, spinning with the mop as if it were a dance partner. Shiro chuckles under his breath, it was so completely you, the scene before him.

“I know you want it~ Almost touching, Fallin’ love. Slipping away, Almost touching, It’s too beautiful, It feels like it’s love. Every day I’m with you, I feel like I’m dreaming, It feels good today~”

You make it to the chorus, and you hold the mop like a microphone stick as you continue to shake your hips to the syllables and beats, matching the music in a wonderful improv choreography.

Come to think of it, it was the first time Shiro had ever heard you sing. He found it.. charming. No, wait, that was your dancing. Your voice… It was cute, and it could carry the song to his ears blissfully. The words…

His heart stutters a few beats in his chest and his cheeks flush a light pink, and he decides it’s best for him to leave.

Okay but picture this: Eren & Armin always shower together. Always. Unless they’re apart, or one is sick, they always make an effort to shower together. And they love singing in the shower together. They usually have to stop because they break down laughing and hugging each other, but it’s their chance to be wild and free. They even have a fake microphone set holstered up on the wall of the shower, so they can pretend to sing a duet together. 

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Members: J-Hope Centric, Suga, Jin
Word Count: 2,457
Year: 2008
Note: *J-Hope’s joke explanation - A Wronski Feint is a move Quidditch players use. Neville Longbottom fainted when he heard a mandrake scream. Feint. Faint. Get it? I’ve been listening to Jin’s dad jokes too much I recon. 

More on McGonagall’s interactions with Yoongi to come? Who do you guys wanna see more of? Also which ships do you guys love the most?

Originally posted by julia2118

Pleeeeeease Jin!” Hoseok practically begged to his older friend as they sat across from each other at the Hufflepuff table in the Great Hall. Jin continued to read the Daily Prophet, munching down on his fifth piece of toast as he ignored his younger friend.

“Why can’t you just ask her for me?” He continued.

“Why can’t you just ask her yourself?” Jin asked, placing his newspaper down from directly in front of his face to give Hoseok a good look at his questioning eyes.

“Because she’s older than me and so are you. And she’s a Slytherin, I don’t know any Slytherin’s it would…just be…weird.” Hoseok attempted to explain.

Jin sighed, “Well firstly that’s a lie because you know Yoongi and he’s a Slytherin. Ask him.”

“I already did and he launched a screaming yo-yo at my head!… I can still hear their shrieks now.” Hoseok replied dramatically, letting his head fall into his hands. “Come on! Auditions are being held tomorrow I don’t have much time.”

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atthebutterflyball  asked:

Top six ridiculous outfits worn in any Try Guys video

this is such a good question, thank you for sending it in. i had way too much fun with this. also, the screenshots are a bit much, but. go big or go home?!

1. the candy bra and g-string

this outfit gets points for innovation and overall cuteness, but it seems like it’s more trouble than it’s worth, and the candy on these things hardly ever taste good (and i imagine even less so after sex). still, a solid 6/10.

2. the flasher

this one’s on the list primarily because it’s memorable. that’s really it, actually. because, as memorable as this costume is, people don’t talk about it as much as they talk about the others. it’s just. too upsetting. also, it loses extra points for only coming in white. ultimately, the costume itself is a 3/10, but 10/10 would definitely divorce you if you wore this. :)

3. the bert and ernie couple’s costume

7.5/10, would totally recommend this as a gay couple’s costume (even if the masks make it a little unsettling). 

4. the sexy mankini

how is this–why is this–what are we even trying to achieve with this swimsuit? but honestly, i’m gonna have to give this one an 8/10, for shock value and for sheer what-the-eff-ness.

5. rule 63 sailor moon

i’m a real sucker for group costumes, especially ones as well-made as these. the guys really outdid themselves with this one; just look at that attention to detail! you’ve got the bows on keith’s jacket, the cat on ned’s t-shirt and the fake handheld microphone; zach has his bubble gun; and eugene (because he’s eugene) has his Super Extra fire bow. just perfect all around. 13/10

6. and finally, we’re ending with a classic: european speedos

this one gets plus points for actually being worn out in public; for frustrating an old man (and, i’m sure, a number of other patrons) at the beach; and for making viewers all across the globe pause the video at just the right moment in order to properly compare dick sizes. the final verdict? 7,498,427/10

hc; jeonghan

head·ca·non /noun/

-to note a particular belief which has not been used in the universe of whatever program or story they follow, but seems to make sense to that particular individual

jeonghan headcanons-

- carries around a backpack with water, bandaids, pain meds, ice packs, so basically a mom

- smells like fresh linen and citrus

- gets the autographs of his friends on his phone case bc it’s ‘cool’

- squeals whenever he sees a small animal

- wears like 15 wristbands

- treats balance balls as more of a toy than a piece of workout equipment

- sings at inappropriate times

- loves the taste of strawberries

- in result, he tastes very sweet. like strawberries and vanilla yum

- has read the harry potter series 4 times

- collects something from every trip he takes and keeps a box of all of the things

- likes purple hair bands the best

- loves the feeling of fuzzy blankets; collects and names them

- feels guilty paying in coins and constantly apologizes

- has fake microphones that he sings into when he thinks he’s home alone. seungcheol now blackmails him

- likes sweetarts a lot and always has a bag

- drums his fingers on the steering wheel when he drives

- smiles at you bc you’re just so beautiful and he isn’t afraid to say it

- voted most likely to think he’s being cool when he’s really not

- will cuddle you all day even if you both need to get up to work

anonymous asked:

Eremin

please send me a ship and I will tell you

who’s the cuddler: Both? I feel like they spend about 80% of their time cuddling. Maybe 120%. 

who makes the bed: Armin used to do it all the time, but the one time he even remotely hints at wanting Eren to do it, Eren started doing it, and now he does it all the time. 

who wakes up first: LOL this is why Eren always makes the bed. He’s ALWAYS the last one up. Armin always gets up early and makes coffee, does the dishes, watches some TV, and then wakes Eren if he’s not up before noon. 

who has the weird taste in music: Oh 100% Armin. I feel like Armin’s tastes in music are so underground it’s not even funny. He probably looks for those obscure artists that no one would know. Eren loves it though, because like I said in the Ereri post, he loves popular shit, the main reason being that he can’t find anything else. Armin is a fresh breath of life for him in terms of music.

who is more protective: 1005% Eren this goes without saying NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL. 

who sings in the shower: Well they always shower together, and I just picture them having a fake microphone like…in a holster in the shower so they can pretend to sing together. ACTUALLY THAT’S SO FUCKING CUTE SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS.

who cries during movies: Either neither or both. No in-between.

who spends the most while out shopping: Eren 4592%. Armin is such a smart saver, and the only reason they’re not broke is because Armin constantly has to tell Eren ‘no’. 

who kisses more roughly: Surprisingly, I think Armin does. I just see Eren as wanting a more slow, passionate kiss, and Armin not knowing when to escalate a kiss or not, so he just randomly starts doing it roughly. Eren finds it so cute though, because it’s so obvious how nervous his little Armin gets.

who is more dominant: In the long run, it’s going to be Eren. I just see Armin loving when his boyfriend takes control, idk. 

my rating of the ship from 1-10:  9. On par with Ereri for me, though this ship is so much more innocent and I guess it just depends on what I’m feeling like. This ship did a lot for me back when I was in the closet, and now that I’m out I am so thankful for it.

The little cousins in my family got a fake microphone thing for christmas and they were going around pretending to interview us all for a podcast. 

A PODCAST 

WHAT THE HELL CHILDREN? WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PODCAST IS? 

  • I: Various things, such as the jacket and the artwork, Ruki-san, I think you’ve worked on it with the other members as well. About the Dim jacket itself, how was it (done)?
  • Ru: The jacket? In the beginning for the jacket I wanted to create somewhat a fake world. *bumps the microphone accidentally* In the end whatever happened, this one world.. What’s wrong?
  • I: *laughs* No, just now Reita-san and Uruha-san made eye contact and were laughing by themselves..
  • Re: Nono..
  • U: No, he bumped the mic.
  • Ru: Aaah.
  • Re: Ruki-san was getting too excited.
  • U: Don’t start to get violent.
  • *roars of laughter*
BTS react to you singing born singer

Damn I was going back in time and I suddenly ended up watching born singer.

1000 days with BTS lets get emotional!

all credits to the gif owner!


Namjoon: ahh Y/N thats beautiful..

You: you think?

Namjoon: you should try rapping my part

You: tss *Gives nudge*

Namjoon: I mean it. I wanna hear it, i can teach you.

You: really how?

Namjoon: what about now?

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Jin: *stares at you while singing*

You: *sees jin staring* OH MY-

jin: woah.. That was good

You: .. Thanks? I was just..

Jin: dont be ashamed I really liked it..

You: really..

Jin: would I ever lie to you?

Originally posted by dirtyvocalist-junhoe

Yoongi: you’re to slow

You: excuse you?

Yoongi: you rap too slow

You: oh..

Yoongi: dont be sad princess

You: *blushes*

Yoongi: *Grabs the fake microphone out your hand* what about I rap and you sing? I bet you sound amazing hitting those vocals.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

You: i’m a born singer A little belated confession

Jimin: *walks in*

You: i swear

Jimin: …

You: The mirage that always seemed so far away is now before my eyes its here..

Jimin: I’m a born singer Perhaps an early confession.*smiles while looking into your eyes*

You: but im so happy im good *smiles back*

Originally posted by cloudjimin

Hoseok: sing something for me I can’t sleep 

 You: i cant sing.. 

 Hoseok: you can, try! 

 You: im a born singer jom neujeobeorin gobaek.. I swear 

 Hoseok: *smiles* awhh 

 You: eonjenna meolgiman haesseotdeon shingiruga noon abe isseo..yeogi isseo 

Hoseok: *Hugs you* you sound amazing, like a melody in my ears 

Originally posted by junghosyub

 Taehyung: I heard someone singing Born Singer! 

 You: oh really? 

 Taehyung: it sounded amazing! I remember when I sang it!

You: awh thanks Tae 

Taehyung: it was you?? 

 You: it was me silly! 

Taehyung: woahhhh i have such a talented girlfriend! *grins* 

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

 Jungkook: were you singing Born Singer in the shower?? 

You: yeah sorry.. 

Jungkook: no! It was amazing! I kinda felt emotional.. 

You: really? 

Jungkook: i didnt cry! I just felt a little bit emotional 

You: Im a born singer- 

Jungkook: *tackles you*

Originally posted by sugutie

Comparing Notes

I’m starting a new series because @chronicopheliac is a jerk and keeps bringing out amazing crack ideas when we chat. So the basic gist is this: What if characters on Hannibal got together and actually talked about things that mattered - like How is Hannibal Lecter in bed?

So…for the first installment, I’m tagging @damnslippyplanet because I wrote Marlana, which I’ve never done before…be nice, people! 

Alana & Margot

Alana was tired. It was her night to put Morgan down and of course all he wanted was another story. Margot was better with him, she somehow found the perfect balance between loving and firm. Alana just couldn’t manage it. Tonight she was Mean Mommy, a moniker she seemed to earn more and more frequently of late.

She had almost convinced herself to turn around and read Morgan another chapter of Treasure Island when she heard giggles coming from her bedroom. Slowing her steps to dull their noise, Alana peered around the doorway. Margot was bundled up in her favorite silk pajamas, the ones that made her look like Myrna Loy in some decadent 30s film, one hand pressed to her mouth, shoulders shaking as she looked at something on her tablet.

“And what, pray tell, has my wife making such a racket?”

Margot flushed, turning a gorgeous shade of pink that made Alana smile fondly.

“Nothing.” Margot’s eyes were huge.

“You know I don’t buy that look when Morgan has it either.” Alana was having trouble keeping her face stern, her lips ticking up in the corners.

“Jimmy updated his fic on AO3.” 

Alana sighed. Ever since they had fled Baltimore, Margot had developed a perverse fascination with the Murder Husbands culture Freddie Lounds had developed. Margot commented on message boards anonymously, devoured fan fiction like it was actual literature, and had a bizarre email relationship with Jimmy Price that Alana had decided to find charming instead of disturbing.  

Alana rolls her eyes, she slipped out of her robe, leaving her in a chemise. At least she could still get Margot’s attention the old fashioned way. Sliding beneath the covers, Alana held out her hand.  

“Let me see.” Margot bit her lip and held out the tablet, the flush still pinking her cheeks and ears. This ought to be good…

Hannibal stretched before Will on the bed, ass high and hole fluttering. Will stroked his pulsating member, pre-come flowing freely from the tip. He grabbed Hannibal’s hips jerking them high, until the cannibal was performing a handstand, legs split at a perfect 180 degree angle.

“Tonight, Hannibal, you’re my sloppy bi-

“OH MY GOD!” Alana chucked the tablet away from her, cringing. Margot laughed. “I don’t even think that’s physically possible.”

Margot smiled, retrieving the tablet from the foot of the bed and placing it on the nightstand. She raised an eyebrow at her wife.

“Maybe you’re just not that flexible?”

Alana snorted.

“Trust me, neither is Hannibal.”

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con-long  asked:

3,6,7, and 23 for the theatre kid asks :)

3.) Dream roles?
Honestly anything I could get would be awesome (just cause i LOVE theater), but if i could play eliza from hamilton, rita from groundhog day, or elle from legally blonde, my life would be,,, made
EDIT: OR CHRISTINE FROM BMC HOW COULD I FORGET

6.) Funny show mishaps?
actually I can’t think of anything funny, but when I was stage manager for one act play this fall I dropped my script backstage and it fell against this podium and a fake microphone stand with a spring in it and it made the most horrifying FWWUMMMMMMMMN it was terrible (but thankfully the judge didn’t seem to hear and we took first in district and state!)

7.) Best line you’ve ever had?
it’s been forever since I’ve had an actual role in something so I don’t remember the exact words but when I played Maria in the Sound of Music there’s this part where she gets onto Captain von Trapp for not paying attention to his kids and he’s like walking away and she yells “IM NOT FINISHED YET” and keeps ranting it’s amazing

23.) Worst onstage mistake?
o man there was this one time we did this greek myths conglomerate and i had to make a hella quick costume change backstage and tie this long sash thing and i didnt quite finish and i had to stumble out on stage and say my lines the entire time standing on the end of it OOOFF