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Hallmark movies… but with ladies - Love Grows

Corporate attorney Robin (Salli Richardson-Whitfield) is sent to negotiate buying out a failing campground from the owner, Heather (Holly Walker). Robin’s client wants the charitable tax break, so they won’t mess with the program Heather runs to get kids to camp who wouldn’t have the opportunity otherwise, but Robin doesn’t understand why Heather won’t sell. Heather tries to show Robin why she loves the campground so much and has since she was a camper herself. Robin goes back with a proposal to set up a foundation in coordination with the camp instead of buying it, but her plan is rejected. She investigates further and find that the corporation wanted both the tax deduction and to split the camp up and frack the western acreage. Did Heather win Robin over enough to convince her to fight for Heather’s home?

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M A N I C ☆ P I X I E ☆ D R E A M ☆ K I L L E R S

fake movie meme: a horror rom com that subverts the mpdg trope starring zooey deschanel, aubrey plaza, rinko kikuchi, and hannah murray

four male roommates’ lives are changed forever when a coven family of four beautiful women move in next door. The girls are eccentric, optimistic, and quirky–the consummate manic pixie dream girl. The girls lead the boys on an adventure that gives them a new perspective on life, weakening them,leading them like lambs to the slaughter –to a false sense of security. At least that’s the beginning of the movie. The focus shifts back to  the group of girls, a rag tag team of supernatural monsters on the hunt.  The movie delves into the complex relationships of the women, as friends, as an adopted family, and maybe even as lovers. It is only through their bonding during the hunt that they develop an identity and a purpose in life. Together forever.(✿◠‿◠)

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fake film tv show meme - fallen (starring kerry washington, henry cavill, idris elba, jessica chastain, quvenzhane wallis, saskia rosendahl, suraj sharma, marion cotillard, michael b. jordan and michelle reis)

they don’t remember how or why they fell, but they need to get back, before it’s too late

Fake Movie MemeThe Wizard of Oz modern adventure drama adaptation

Tired of wondering about the truth and not finding the answers she needs from her “wicked” interfering mother (Lena Headey), Dorothy (Alia Shawkat) enlists the help of her intellectually insecure friend Scott (Andrew Garfield), emotionally stunted friend Tina  (Jane Levy), and cowardly friend Liam (Max Thieriot) to road trip across the country in search of the mythical father she has never met.

fake film | caleb landry jones + sophie turner + house of the rising sun

there were rumours about the oakes twins long before they burned their house down in what appeared to be a double suicide. their parents perished in a small house fire two years earlier but back then only the most vicious of locals harboured suspicions against the grief stricken children. still, everyone noticed the disappearing neighbourhood pets, the unhealthy codependence, the random outbursts of anger. evil tongues called their their red hair a sign that they had been touched by the devil. in hindsight, it was all so clear. the boy had always had such crazy eyes, after all.

but it’s easy to judge what’s going on behind closed doors. there was no evil twin: there were two. and these are the mind games they played on each other before they let the fire take them.

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fake movie meme → Walt Disney’s [animated] Into the Woods

Cinderella from Cinderella as Cinderella
Taran from The Black Cauldron as Jack
Widow Tweed from The Fox and the Hound as Jack’s Mother
Abigail the Cow from The Fox and the Hound as Milky White
The Baker from Cinderella II as the Baker
Belle from Beauty and the Beast as the Baker’s Wife
Melody from The Little Mermaid II as Little Red Riding Hood
The Hag from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as the Witch
Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? as the Witch
Lady Tremaine from Cinderella as the Stepmother
Drizella from Cinderella as Florinda
Anastasia from Cinderella as Lucinda
Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas as Cinderella’s Mother
Merlin from The Sword in the Stone as the Mysterious Man
The Wolf from Beauty and the Beast as the Wolf
Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast as Granny
Giselle from Enchanted as Rapunzel
John Smith from Pocahontas as Rapunzel’s Prince
Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame as Cinderella’s Prince
Willie the Giant from Fun and Fancy Free as the Giant
The Harp from Fun and Fancy Free as the Harp
Baby Tarzan from Tarzan as the Baker’s Son
Aurora from Sleeping Beauty as Sleeping Beauty
Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as Snow White
The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland as the Giant’s Wife

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The Kindly Ones

Thrust into the spotlight by her recent capture of the serial killer known as the Protean Wolf (Lloyd), Detective Sofia Penn (Nyong'o) is at the height of her career. Despite warnings from her boss and mentor, Leo Tucker (Jones), to keep a low profile after the arrest, Penn finds herself chasing another lead – a copycat killer still at large. When her sister, Cassie (Wallis), starts talking about hearing things in the woods, Penn starts receiving cryptic notes from the Wolf’s brother, who signs his correspondences only as the Lycaon (Goode). 

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fake film meme (Star Trek/Road Trip AU): In another life they’re the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise – but for now, they’re just a bunch of young adults pining for a new adventure while piling in the back of Kirk’s Ford Explorer (fitting, amirite?) The five year voyage through space is condensed to a five month trek across the North American plains, and while Lewis and Clark may have ventured the land long before their time, laying out the previously unstaked soil, their mission? One final hoo-rah before the real world gets ahead of them.

“Dammit, Kirk, I’m a doctor, not a fisherman! Get that trout out of my face!” 

And that’s pretty much the whole plot of the movie, probably. Also Spock wearing a “Save the Fucking Earth” shirt need I really say more?? This basically has no plot or rhyme or reason but yay for road trip AUs! Also featuring Shatner because why the hell not.

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FAKE FILM MEME || Emilia Clarke, Imogen Poots, Natalie Dormer, Zoe Saldana, Tatiana Maslany, Jamie Chung

Femme Fatale, A film noir

In a town where women and gang violence reign supreme, five detectives under the alias’ of Dollface(Clarke), Blondie(Poots), Sugar(Saldana), Sweets(Maslany), and Darling(Chung) must find a way to defeat the queen of the mobsters(Dormer) to keep their city safe.

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1,2,3, Rush

Naomi Harris And Quvenzhané Wallis as mother and daughter in a spy comedy

Hannah Temple (Harris) one of MI5’s best agents, one day she’s taking down a drug ring in Moscow the next she’s recovering stolen documents from Quebec . Every day she’ll save the world and still be back in time to put her young daughter Angel (Wallis) to sleep.