fake film meme

  • Namjoon: What would you hypothetically do if someone had hypothetically knocked over your favorite mug, and hypothetically smashed it so bad you hypothetically can't glue it together?
  • Seokjin: Hypothetically?
  • Namjoon: *Nods*
  • Seokjin: Well I would have Jimin and Jungkook hold him down while I kick his ass, then kick him out of the bedroom for at least a month.
  • Namjoon: ...
  • seokjin: Hypothetically.
  • Namjoon: ... Right.
  • Seokjin: The store I bought it from is downtown. I suggest you run. Hypothetically of course.
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My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.

Natalie Dormer as Alice and Sebastian Stan as the Mad Hatter

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The Addams Family Dynasty

“Well, don’t come whining to me; go tell him you’ll poison him right back.”

Some familial surnames are so much a part of the American landscape that it’s difficult to discuss the country’s history, its highs and lows or its complex and often contradictory legacy without mentioning them. The Roosevelt family. The Kennedy family. The Addams family.

OSCAR ISAAC as GOMEZ ADDAMS
RINKO KIKUCHI
as MORTICIA ADDAMS
RICO RODRIGUEZ
as PUGSLEY ADDAMS
MELODY THI
as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS
and
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD as UNCLE FESTER

I’ve decided that I want to see a villain origin story. All the trailers will advertise it as a hero story, but when you watch the movie, you see the protagonist try to be a hero over and over again and get completely bashed by the media and the people of the city. Gradually, the hero gets tired of fighting for something only they seem to believe in, and the reports of the hero slowly taper off. The hero starts off doing a few little things for personal gain, and the entire time, you agree with them and their motives. Then, at the end of the movie, something truly horrible happens and it’s all the hero’s fault- not some villain forcing the hero to do something, the only one responsible is the hero. And you’ll see their eyes darken…

And you’ll still think the “hero” was in the right.

Frank (Ian Alexander) and Josie (Rowan Blanchard) are the only new kids in their freshman class, and quickly become best friends, bonding over their shared fascination with everything mystery related - Frank has done extensive research about famous unsolved cases for his tumblr blog, and Josie is an aspiring crime novelist, with a large collection of Agatha Christie books. With the help of their english teacher, Mr. Aoki (George Takei), they form a mystery club, but only one other student joins - a junior, Nancy (Amandla Stenberg). At first, the only mysteries they have to solve are things from Encyclopedia Brown novels. But when one of their classmates goes missing, and the club finds themselves caught up in it, they find that real mysteries are much more complicated than they could have imagined.

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fake movie meme → Walt Disney’s [animated] Into the Woods

Cinderella from Cinderella as Cinderella
Taran from The Black Cauldron as Jack
Widow Tweed from The Fox and the Hound as Jack’s Mother
Abigail the Cow from The Fox and the Hound as Milky White
The Baker from Cinderella II as the Baker
Belle from Beauty and the Beast as the Baker’s Wife
Melody from The Little Mermaid II as Little Red Riding Hood
The Hag from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as the Witch
Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? as the Witch
Lady Tremaine from Cinderella as the Stepmother
Drizella from Cinderella as Florinda
Anastasia from Cinderella as Lucinda
Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas as Cinderella’s Mother
Merlin from The Sword in the Stone as the Mysterious Man
The Wolf from Beauty and the Beast as the Wolf
Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast as Granny
Giselle from Enchanted as Rapunzel
John Smith from Pocahontas as Rapunzel’s Prince
Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame as Cinderella’s Prince
Willie the Giant from Fun and Fancy Free as the Giant
The Harp from Fun and Fancy Free as the Harp
Baby Tarzan from Tarzan as the Baker’s Son
Aurora from Sleeping Beauty as Sleeping Beauty
Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as Snow White
The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland as the Giant’s Wife

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FAKE MOVIE MEME: Requested by: anonymous

In 16th century London, a young couple’s quiet farm life is interrupted, when the man, Aidan (Hiddleston), who happens to be the youngest son of the king, suddenly becomes the only living heir to the monarchy. He is asked by his mother to rule in his father’s place, which he agrees to, if only to please her. Aidan is forced to move back home and abandon his life with his fiancée, Rebecca (Dormer) - because for a king, marrying someone from a lower class is frowned upon. Soon, Aidan begins adjusting to his new role as king - but eventually he realizes, he is missing something no king should ever be without.

Tropey movies … but with ladies - Noire

A private detective is struggling to find enough cases to pay the bills when a dame walks into her office asking for help. The case is almost too good to be true, a straight forward heiress-struggling-to-protect-her-inheritance type of deal. A detective knows trouble when it shakes her hand, but someone has to keep the lights on. 

Starring Karen David and Rosario Dawson

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Fake Movie Meme-(10 Modern Themed)-

                                             (3/10) Peter Pan

When Wendy Darling’s brothers go missing, she takes it upon herself to go door-to-door asking if anyone has seen them. This brings her right to the doorstep of Peter and Tink. She finds herself being dragged into a world she never knew existed. It isn’t long before she becomes friends with the strange duo and learns their oldest secret, that they are immortal. Never thinking to ask the price they have to pay for such a gift, it comes to light that they are bringing the youth of the neighborhood to a man named James Hook and Peter led John and Michael Darling into his clutches. Peter begins to want out of the business, on account of his new friendship but Hook doesn’t let people leave so easily and as a message, he kills Tink in cold blood. It’s down to Peter and Wendy to stop the lunatic who has terrorized the world for long enough..

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FAKE FILM MEME: REQUESTED BY @jace-dixon

Romance / Drama: Tom Holland, Emily Kinney, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, and Elizabeth Banks

Robbie (Tom Holland) falls for Louise (Emily Kinney), a deaf and blind young girl who is shunned by her rich family because they feel she is disgraceful to their image (Elizabeth Banks, Hugh Jackman). Though Robbie has his own tragic life with a drunk, single mother (Nicole Kidman), Louise forces a change of perspective and provokes him to change from apathy to empathy to help her against her abusive and ignorant family.

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fake film tv show meme - fallen (starring kerry washington, henry cavill, idris elba, jessica chastain, quvenzhane wallis, saskia rosendahl, suraj sharma, marion cotillard, michael b. jordan and michelle reis)

they don’t remember how or why they fell, but they need to get back, before it’s too late

S Y M P A T H Y   F O R   T H E    D E V I L

anonymous: Are you still doing the fake film meme? Cause a movie with sympathy for the devil and crystal reed, seychelle gabriel, kat graham and margaret qualley would be awesome????

Growing up in a rural, heavily religious Louisiana town is enough to push anyone off the edge. Or at least to the brink with boredom. It was enough to drive three unlikely friends to dabble into summoning the dark spirits their families always warned about. Tanya, the overachiever, Maria the preacher’s daughter, and Vera the dropout all gathered in a tight attic with a book of spells “just to see what would happen,” only to get no results.

Until shortly after, a new girl moves into town, with a dark gaze, a knack for temptation and a well of secrets. Soon the girls learn that not only is it possible their summon worked, but they may have blown right past your run of the mill demon and conjured up the Devil herself.

Kat Graham as Tanya

Seychelle Gabriel as Maria

Margaret Qualley as Vera

Crystal Reed as the New Girl

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FAKE FILM MEME: REQUESTED BY @jace-dixon​

Sci-fi / Drama: Ian Somerhalder, Marie Avgeropoulos, Bob Morley, Lea Michelle, and Idris Elba

Four people born on the exact same day carry elemental superpowers, linked together as of a result, and giving them the strength to do what they do: Candace (Marie Avgeropoulos) has the ability of fire, Barth (Ian Somerhalder) has the ability of earth, Dax (Bob Morley) has the ability of water, and Ilma (Lea Michele) has the ability of wind. However, an environmental scientist who wants their powers for himself (Idris Elba) decides to build a weapon in an attempt to take their abilities by force – leaving them in a conflict against themselves and their oldest friend: humanity.