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David and Matt meeting for the first day of Filming on the 50th Anniversary
  • Matt:DOCTOR!
  • David:DOCTOR! HOW VERY LOVELY TO SEE YOU!
  • Matt:Ah! I see you're wearing the converse, very good choice. My do you look stylish.
  • David:Me? Look at you! Those suspenders, and...is that a bowtie?
  • Matt:Um. Yes...it is I think...
  • David:ITS GREAT. I LOVE IT. Reminds me of our early years, do you remember? When we were still being grumpy and old.
  • Matt:Ah those were great days, still dashing around.
  • David:Do you remember that time when the Daleks were just about to kill all of humanity?
  • Matt:The 4th or 5th time?
  • David:No no no, the 8th time.
  • Matt:AH WHAT A GREAT TIME.
  • Billie:oh my god I thought we were over this.
  • Jenna:Oh, oh no. Its going to get much worse. Trust me.
  • Billie:I didn't think it could get much worse. One time, we were filming New New Earth and he kept going up to the Face of Boe and talking to it in between takes, and when it didn't respond he just told me it was sleeping.
  • Jenna:Oh God, Matt sometimes just goes around telling everyone the wonders of the Fez and how he was the one that first brought them into fashion.
  • David:ROSE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING SPOILED ABOUT THE FUTURE ARE YOU. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT ALLOWED.
David Proposes to Georgia
  • David:Listen Georgia, we've been together for awhile now, and it just. This seems right and well, i've been thinking
  • *Gets Down on One Knee*
  • Georgia:David. No. You are not doing this right now. I will not allow it.
  • David:But...Georgia, its the perfect moment for the most perfect woman.
  • Georgia:Look at where we are. Please asses the external environment to this moment.
  • David:Exactly! I planned it like this!
  • Georgia:David we are in your fort.
  • David:IT IS NOT A FORT AND YOU KNOW IT.
  • Georgia:Do not make me say it.
  • David:YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE WE ARE.
  • Georgia:I swear to God David, for once could you just...
  • David:WE ARE IN THE TARDIS, AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE OFF TO ADVENTURES.
  • Georgia:David this is a tree fort that you built last year, and that you painted Blue and put a Police Box Sign on it.
  • David:IT IS MY TARDIS. NOW WILL YOU GO ON THE GREATEST ADVENTURE THAT TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE CAN EMBARK ON AND BE MY PERMANENT COMPANION.
  • Georgia:That was the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.
  • David:I think you shine brighter than the Tardis in the Night Sky.
  • Georgia:Oh David, of course I'll marry you
  • David:AHEM
  • Georgia:/sigh/ Oh DOCTOR, I'll marry you.
  • Lily:Mom, they're going to kill us.
  • Maleficent:That's the way the show works honey.
  • Lily:But I never got a chance to be redeemed....damned heroes..
  • Maleficent:Its not Reggie or Emma's fault. Its the fault of the authors....the REAL authors...
  • Lily:So, what do we do mom...maybe we can go off script...
  • Maleficent:That's impossible...no one has ever done that
  • Lily:...maybe it's time someone should.
How Fire Emblem Awakening really started
  • Chrom & Lissa:*finds Robin laying on the ground*
  • Chrom:This no place for you.
  • Robin:I'm a Tactician.
  • Chrom:Let's take her home with us!
  • Chrom & Lissa:*takes Robin back home*
  • Emmeryn:Who is this strange person?
  • Chrom & Lissa:Can we keep her???
  • Emmeryn:No.
  • Chrom & Lissa:PLEEEEEASE?????????
  • Emmeryn:Fine, but she's your responsibility from now on.
  • Chrom & Lissa:Yay!
Lights Out in the Tardis
  • /lights in the Tardis go out/
  • Doctor:Ugh, what happened? I didn't even know my lights could go out...I have got to read that instruction manual at some point...
  • Mysterious Voice:Hey! who turned off the lights?
  • Doctor:Um....yeah no. This, isn't right. sexy, what is happening?
  • Mysterious Voice:Count the shadows Doctor
  • Doctor:Oh Crap. OH CRAP. DONNA. DONNA COME TO ME. I AM CONCERNED AT A very HIGH LEVEL.
  • Mysterious Voice:Donna Noble has left the library.
  • Doctor:I'M NOT IN A LIBRARY RANDOM VOICE. I'M NOT EVEN IN A BATHING SUIT, WHY WOULD I BE IN THE LIBRARY.
  • Mysterious Voice:Um....uh.
  • Doctor:Wait...a minute.
  • Mysterious Voice:HEY. WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS
  • Doctor:/finds the lights, sees Donna standing at the top of the stairs with a megaphone connected to the PA system/
  • Donna:Um. Hi Doctor. Did you hear that voice, sooooo weird am I right?
  • Doctor:Goddamnit Donna.
  • Person:How long have you lived here?
  • Me:I'M FAIRLY LOCAL
  • Person:Fairly Local? Um, okay, what does that mean? And why are you shouting?
  • Me:I'VE BEEN AROUND
  • Person:Okay, um, where? And why are you shouti-
  • Me:I'VE SEEN THE STREETS
  • Person:Are you okay
  • Me:YOU'RE WALKING DOWN
  • Person:This is getting kinda creepy man
  • Me:I'M FAIRLY LOCAL
  • Person:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
  • Me:GOOD PEOPLE NOW
  • Person:STOP
  • Me:....
  • Person:....
  • Me:OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
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