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Going up the stairs
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Yoongi, breathing heavily:</b> How many flights is that?<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> One<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Really?<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> Yeah.<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> [heavy breathing]<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> Are you going to die now?<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Maybe.<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Jinyoung: Maybe that's not what he meant to type, maybe it's auto corrected?
  • Youngjae: Oh yeah, like that time I texted Jaebum-hyung that I was super horny when really I was just hungry.
  • Youngjae: Why would I be horny? I'm not an antelope.
  • Namjoon: Taehyung, your turn to record.
  • Taehyung: My crotch is itchy.
  • Jimin & Jungkook: Eww.
  • Namjoon: Ok. Are you telling me as my son or as my group member?
  • Taehyung: Umm... As...
  • Namjoon: Because my member would never tell me that.
  • Taehyung: [Downcast] Oh.
  • Namjoon: Also, my son should probably not say anything like that to me. Tell her, tell your mom.
  • Taehyung: [Turns to Jin] My crotch is itchy.
I need more peeps to follow!!

I need some more people to follow bc my dash is drier than my sense of humour, so if you post any of the following then like/reblog this post and I’ll check your blog out and most likely follow! (It would also be super nice if you could follow me too since we obviously have something in common)

Emma Stone
Kristen Stewart
Anna Kendrick
Hailee Steinfeld
Pretty Little Liars
Bob’s Burgers
Faking It
Awkward.
Grey’s Anatomy
Friends
OITNB
Y/A books
LGBTQIA+ pride
Feminism
Body positivity
Cute animals
Tattoos
Slam poetry

Tbh there’s more stuff that I like but my mind goes blank when I force myself to think of them, so just like/reblog and I’ll take a look at your blog :)

P.S If I follow you it will be from my main acc, spencer-baestings :)