I would read an entire AU of Mama Jack vs "That bitch Debra from the PTA. " Oh my god. The images of bake sales, soccer practice, and drop off/pick ups alone are enough to make me shake laughing. I might have started something terrible here, sorry!
Oh dear lord, so would I (I also got to laughing at a Fake Chop kid AU where Brett is just taking care of a bunch of toddlers, but please ignore that). But yeah Debra the ‘perfect’ mom who didn’t forget the team snacks ONE TIME because of an emergency (an emergency being Geoff getting arrested and Jack having to bail him out).
Debra’s bratty kids have been terrorizing Jeremy so Jack goes to the school but clearly “My Anthony couldn’t possibly be doing this, he doesn’t do anything wrong” Debra won’t hear of it. And Jack is seething because her kid is suffering because Debra’s shitty child is a bully. And Jack makes a bunch of jello and leaves it in Debra’s car….
OH MY GOD, I love this AU.