fake anyway i think

i found this post in my drafts and have ZERO memory of writing it (thank u alcohol) so im gonna put it in my queue lol
  • ok but imagine 
  • Bitty comes out to his parents but he doesn’t tell them about Jack, thinks it’s for the best, maybe to ease his parents into things or maybe to keep the pool of People Who Know as small as possible 
  • and like yeah Ransom and Holster are super oblivious but Suzanne Bittle is not, not when it comes to her son, because she is a certified Nosy Southern Mother and she can see he’s been acting differently, happier but quieter, always on his phone and blushing when she asks about boys
  • and he talks about the team a LOT 
  • Jack’s one of his best friends and he’s just started his NHL career, so of course Bitty’s never gonna shut up about Jack
  • (Same goes for Shitty and law school. And eventually Ransom and med school. Dicky is proud of his friends and wants everyone to know. He gets that trait from Suzanne, she understands)
  • but he keeps talking about this one Boy, how sweet he is and how his smile is like a sack of puppies and how bitty’s always making this boy do things with him like baking and getting froyo and going shopping and Suzanne is like. Yes. This must be Dicky’s secret boyfriend. 
  •  the next family weekend or whatever, Suzanne demands to meet this Chowder boy who’s stolen Bitty’s heart
  • Bitty is both confused and mortified

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a speedpaint of these lover bois to my favorite song !! ♡ link to muh channel hereerereer


the evolution of hongki’s reaction to what is obviously ftisland’s “favorite” single /s

consider this: floral fahc gavin.
i mean like, flowers everywhere. little buttercups printed onto a shirt. a sunflower design embroidered onto his jackets. roses peeking out of his trouser pockets and ivy curling round his knees. who knows, maybe he even has a little flower crown perched on top of his perfectly sculpted hair.
because the only thing better than appearing dangerous and malevolent is looking completely inconspicuous and catching everyone off guard because aw here’s the little flower boy, whatcha’ gonna do, stab us with a - whoa where the fuck did you pull that knife from dear god you’re terrifying.

I know complaining about the cognitive dissonance of the ace tumgle kweer elders in their mid 20s-early 40′s clique is par for the course but will I ever be over “some people are triggered by lesbians so don’t kiss your girlfriend in public or you hate trauma survivors, also no I won’t stop calling people queer because any bad or traumatic associations anyone living today might have with that word are totally fake and anyway not important”, no I don’t think I will. 


Text Au: ‘popular’ Calum gets ‘good girl’ you to sneak out and come to his party.


  • me: i never ever get jealous!!!too good for such things!!!
  • someone: *looks at fp in a friendly way*
  • me *foam dribbling from my lips, snarling like a rabid animal*: f uCk YOU!!!stOP MAKING EYES AT HIM!!!ILL TEAR YOUR DAMNED SHITTY EYES OUT!!!!FUCKING WHORE!!!

@chikxulub tagged my ty

Rules: take the 16 personalities test 16personalities.com and then reblog this and replace my answers with your own :)

Personality Type: ISTJ-T (wtf!!!! I always get intj idk what this bullshit is
Name: the logistician
92% introverted aka I never speak to anyone 
67% sensing/observant (idk how I feel abt this) 
72% thinking 
85% judging lol
56% turbulent

I tag @wineyrose @prouvaires @lvnary @smallaliien and @mossypants To do this

anonymous asked:

Can y'all please stop I strongly doubt that horrible witch is pregnant. I don't even think she can get pregnant because of all the crap she's done to her body. I think andliet is fake, anyways. She's too insane/unstable to be a mother. If it were to happen I can imagine Andy running away with the kid and leaving her and Scientology like what Katie did with Tom Cruise.

fake novel prompt: the space princess diaries

combination of two prompts: vulcan-love-child requested Princess Diaries meets Star Trek; anon requested, Futurama meets the Princess Diaries

chloe is an ordinary teenager when one day, she is visited by her estranged father who tells her that not only is she part alien, but he’s like an alien king or something, which makes her a part alien princess. and apparently, their entire planet is in jeopardy. so chloe hops aboard a spaceship and meets a ton of weird aliens who are kind of cute but mostly weird. she has to save the entire planet and pass algebra. it’s basically the worst.

“i saw a girl riding around campus today on a scooter wearing fucking bunny ears and a fake tail. some people are really fucking weird. anyway, i think that just helped me realize how much i genuinely hate this campus and most of the people who go here. i guess pretending to be an animal is better than finding the need to start drama on twitter, but that might just be me. anyway, wanna drink?”