INFP vs INFJ
INFP: Dresses like a fairy princess librarian headed to Comic-Con.
INFJ: Owns seven pairs of the same exact black pants, all perfectly-pressed.
INFP: I’M HAVING FEELS!
INFJ: YOU’RE HAVING FEELS! Wait. I’m also having feels. Cannot compute. I shall help you with your feels and ignore my own until they hopefully go away.
INFP: I LOVE HUMANITY! (volunteers, donates to charity in appreciation)
INFJ: I HATE HUMANITY! (volunteers, donates to charity anyway)
INFP: Always ridiculously late or inconveniently early.
INFJ: Always right on time.
INFP: Drinks hot cocoa with heaps of whipped cream and sprinkles.
INFJ: Drinks black coffee by the gallon.
INFP: WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST BE KIND TO EACH OTHER?
INFJ: WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST FUCKING BE POLITE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY.