DM: Okay you guys, there’s this dude up on a ledge above you. He’s got this giant rock pendulum thing.
Rogue Dwarf: (ooc) Okay, Tex (me), you know that thing we talked about?
Me: The Wonder Woman thing?
Rogue Dwarf: Yes, that.
DM: What are you guys trying to do here, exactly?
Me: Okay, so i’m a bard but i’m also a dragonborn, so we had this idea that I could, like. Pick up Doris and throw her, like that scene in WW.
DM: …Okay, yeah, that sounds fairly badass. Here’s what we’re gonna do. Tex, roll a strength check and Doris roll an agility check.
Me: [rolls an 11] Well, this may end badly, y'all.
Doris: [rolls a nat 20] Holy shit. Nat 20.
DM: [laughs] Okay, so Doris turns to Tex and yells “LUTE!” and runs at him. Tex puts his lute up and Doris jumps on it, and he pushes her up. His push isn’t strong because he’s a twink of a dragon-
Me and Doris: [laughing]
DM: -but Doris saves it by doing a sick flip and grabbing the ledge, kicking up and over the Kobald guy and landing behind him.
Ranger: Seriously, guys? Are you that extra?
DM: Okay, back to fighting-
Doris: I kick the guy off the ledge.
DM: Alrighty, he takes a 12 foot fall and drops the pendulum. Good job. Tex, agility saving throw.