The centaur galloped past the sasquatch, who chased after him but could never keep up.
The giant snake kept quiet as the mages planned poker night.
The mermaid sat on the rock and listened to the boardwalk’s rollercoaster roar by, the pleasant screams of fairgoers echoing through the night.
The cockatrice flapped its wings, mightily, ineffectively, as the ravens flew overhead.
The skeleton eyed the minotaurs pumping weights enviously before shuffling on its way.
…together, together, together…
The sasquatch chased after the centaur, stopping as his stamina waned. Ah, but then a big, beautiful red bicycle caught his eye. A note, tucked into the spokes: “Catch up, I keep winning.”
When the snake returned home, she was greeted by mechanical arms shuffling a deck of cards. The fingers followed her gaze and turned the cards this-way-and-that in response to her movements. The arms were bright blue, her favorite color.
“That’s a waterslide, by the way.” The carnival barker handed the mermaid a roll of tickets by way of introduction.
An egg-shaped ballon, fitted with a basket and a propeller, landed next to the cockatrice.
“Could you teach us to move like that?” the voice behind the skeleton was gruff and timid. The skeleton turned around. “Excuse me?”
“Yeah, well, we’ve seen you in that there dance class? At the gym,” a second minotaur mumbled shyly. “Yer so light on your toes… could you, erm, give us some tips?”
You may know mead — an ancient alcoholic beverage made from water, honey, and yeast — as a drink that’s popular among Renaissance fairgoers and Game of Thrones fans.
Meadmaker Andrew Geffken is on a mission to add another group to that list: the average beer drinker. At Charm City Meadworks in Baltimore, Md., he’s experimenting with modern takes on this age-old drink.
The current problem, Geffken says, is that mead just isn’t cool enough to woo hip craft beer drinkers. But with a little help from hops — many a beer drinker’s favorite ingredient — he thinks he can change that.
Geffken isn’t the only meadmaker attempting to revive this old-timey beverage — mead’s popularity has risen rapidly in recent years. Charm City — which Geffken opened with co-owner James Boicourt in 2014 — currently makes enough mead to burn through 5,000 gallons of honey each month.
Behold the overindulgent awesomeness that is a 125.5 lb hot dog. It was just unveiled at the Miami-Dade County Fair by Brett Enright, founder of Juicy’s Outlaw Grill. Enright currently holds the Guinness record for the World’s Largest Commercially Available Hamburger, which weighs 777 lbs, costs $5,000 and has to be ordered two days in advance. He’s hoping that this monstrous hotdog will also prove to be a record breaker.
“Weighing in at 125.5 pounds — the naked dog tipped the scale at 51 pounds; the rest of the heft came from a gargantuan bun and gallons of condiments — the dog was cooked for three hours on a 100-foot mobile grill that travels from fair to fair on the bed of a 27-ton tractor-trailer.”
After this particular hot dog was photographed and weighed, it was sliced up and served to fairgoers for $1 per serving with all proceeds going to charity. However Enright says that, like his giant burger, the colossal hot dog can be special-ordered for parties (or ravenously hungry giants) for a mere $1000.
One century ago, San Francisco’s 1915 World’s Fair closed its doors, ending one of the most unique events in American history. For 288 days, the fair brought together an odd array of individuals that seemingly belong in different chapters of the history textbook. Civil War veterans could watch as Henry Ford produced a car every ten minutes on his assembly line. Original miner 49ers could traverse a fake mine and see a glowing, radioactive mineral called radium. Patty Reed, a surviving member of the infamous Donner party, could walk through General Electric’s model house and marvel at their flameless toaster. At a time when only 20 percent of Americans had electricity, fairgoers could pay to take an airplane ride or make a transcontinental phone call to New York. It was a moment of change, and a fair to remember.
The fair itself, also known as thePanama-Pacific International Exposition (PPIE), marked two monumental achievements. The first was the completion of the Panama Canal. The United States began construction on the canal in 1904 and finished in 1914. Dubbed “The 13th Labor of Hercules,” the canal shortened the shipping route from New York to San Francisco by 7,700 miles. The new sea route enhanced American business, and helped make San Francisco one of the world’s preeminent port cities.
The second achievement was the reconstruction of San Francisco. Less than a decade before, San Francisco was reduced to rubble by one of the worst natural disasters in modern history. The 1906 earthquake decimated the young city. Many believed the reconstruction could never restore San Francisco to its prior glory, or would at least take generations to complete. Less than a decade later, however, the rebuilt San Francisco hosted one of the largest gatherings of all time. Over the course of its 10-month span, nearly 19 million people attended the World’s Fair. At the time, California’s population was roughly 3.5 million.
The National Archives has photographic records from many of the world’s fairs. Few, however, are quite as striking as the colored lantern slides from the Panama Pacific International Exhibition. Lantern slides were a popular form of photography in the 19thand early 20th centuries. Photographers would often develop images onto light-sensitive lantern glass, cover the image with an additional layer of protective glass, and bind the two layers together with paper tape. In some instances, such as the examples in this blog, slides were hand-colored using oil paints, dyes, or pigments. The lantern slides could then be projected to a viewing audience, and were ideal for educational or professional settings.
Photograph of the Panama-Pacific International Exposition at Night, 1915. Local ID: 16-SFX-85.
In the late 1800s, the hot new fad sweeping the country was “target games.” If only there were some way to combine this new craze with the old standard pastime of horrible racism …
Hey, somebody did it!
Popular games included “Hit the Coon” and “African Dodger,” where you literally just threw balls at black people, and then laughed because you weren’t them.
Live targets were eventually replaced with fake heads, but 19th-century fairgoers still wanted to cause at least some discomfort for black people, so they came up with the African Dip.
In this progenitor of modern dunk tank games, the thrower would hit a target, triggering a release, which caused the dunkee (shockingly enough, always a black person) to fall in the filthy and freezing water. It was good, harmless fun for all! Except for anybody who wasn’t white, of course.
Description from the Explore Kaladesh Page ‘Inventions’ linked right over here. Int other news, my heart is melting to acquire this awesum pupper as it is not likely to shed all over my house.
Fav Breed ?! - The Gold-Wired Familiar. This gains you 2 life when it enters the Battlefield AND even draws you a card when it dies.
While the towering, magnificent gearhulks may be the first creations to draw visitors’ attention at the fair, we advise fairgoers to seek out the more modestly-sized entries as well, as they are no less impressive. The advancements made in miniaturized automata are astounding; it doesn’t take a loupe to see that the inventors behind these intricate designs are supremely talented. The Consulate is particularly excited to welcome inventor Ritika of the Countless Gears inventor society, as he displays his newest servo design for the judges. As a Countless Gears member, Ritika is well-known for his diminutive yet stunning sculptures. Now, it is clear that he has taken his mastery of the miniature and applied it to the mechanics of servo design. These little servo companions will be run through rigorous testing in this year’s judging demonstration. They will face speed trials, agility courses, and vertical climbs that will push them to the limits. The Consulate looks forward to identifying the designs with the most potential for mass production.
Taylor Swift exhibit part of 2016 State Fair of Texas
The 2016 State Fair of Texas will carry the theme “Celebrating Texas Agriculture.”
Fair officials on Wednesday announced details of the annual expo planned Sept. 30 through Oct. 23 in Dallas.
Fairgoers can also get an inside look at the life of singer and songwriter Taylor Swift.
An exhibit called “The Taylor Swift Experience” includes memorabilia such as costumes, photos and instruments. The display will include the light blue Reem Acra gown that Swift wore last year during the Academy of Country Music awards at AT&T; Stadium in Arlington.
George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr., known for inventing the original Ferris Wheel, was born on this day in 1859. The first Ferris Wheel debuted at the 1893 Columbian Exposition in Chicago. The “Ferris Wheel Waltz,” written by G. Valisi and Harry C. Clyde, was a souvenir fairgoers could purchase for 50 cents.
You can also see a stereograph that shows the first Ferris Wheel on DPLA, here!
Source images (1, 2) from the New York Public Library.
A vendor at the Bloomsburg Fair in Pennsylvania advertised his wares by displaying a large Nazi flag next to a Donald Trump banner, according to The Citizens’ Voice, a local Pennsylvania paper.
The flag was taken down Monday after it was initially spotted and a fairgoer posted a picture of it on social media Sunday night.
“Security and the directors and other people did take care of it,” concessions clerk Barbara Belles told The Citizens’ Voice. Belles also said the vendor was apparently displaying the flag for political purposes.
Additional Nazi flags were confiscated from the vendor Monday morning, according to ABC affiliate WNEP.
Nothing to see here. But you’ll keep up with your third party protest vote because keeping this asshole (who is getting support from literal, actual Nazis!) out of the White House somehow is less important than registering your equal displeasure with both major parties, right?