3.4k, smut, jungkook/reader, friends with benefits au (+ college + fuckboy)
Jungkook is a fuckboy through and through. If you look at all his social media
photos, all you see are countless images of him sandwiched between two girls,
his muscular arms wrapped around their shoulders. Two different girls in each
picture, never the same. Most of the photos are dark, dimly lit party scenes
with the flash in their eyes, but sometimes there are filter-saturated beach
pictures in which Jungkook’s shirtless and hugging girls in bikinis.
(Quite frankly, at times you
weren’t really sure who to be jealous of: Jungkook or the girls. Both looked
really fucking good. But it’s not like you were really Instagram stalking him
and actually cared about his pictures or anything. Totally not.)
FUN GIFTS FOR THE MILLENNIAL IN YOUR LIFE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
dinosaur onesie! keep them cozy in this super cute gift
A return to a stable housing market! fulfill their wildest dreams by allowing them to survive by themselves :)
satisfy the nerd in them with pokemon sun and moon!
an end to police brutality :)
music and theatre lovers alike will get a huge kick from hamilton tickets! throw in the mixtape for good measure, followed by the moana soundtrack!
student loan forgiveness and a stable job! what’s cuter than not drowning in debt?
our “miscellaneous” friend is the hardest to shop for… surprise her big-time by deprivatizing medicine, education, and prisons :)
chicken nugget gift card. whether it’s the ol’ mcdonald’s or some fancy place he’s always talking about, following up with food is always a good idea.
if the electoral college fails to remove trump from office, do the right thing this holiday season. it’s a classic. i’m not going to say it, but you know what it is. remember to turn your flamethrower on “low” for a nice, even roast, which is sure to please.
If anyone’s freaking out about failing classes or flunking a huge final, just know that I failed my first year of college so hard I actually got put on probation but I’m about a month away from having a bachelors degree in a field I actually enjoy and I just need you to know that this may be a setback, but it’s not the end, trust me. If you want to talk, I’m always right here!
Please fire me. I work at an coffee shop near an Ivy League campus and these spoiled, rich students are generally terrible customers. And one time, a parent of one of these kids came in, and was digging around for the change for her coffee. When she realized she didn’t have it, she reached her slimy old hand into my tip jar and pulled out the change she needed!
Better friends, friends that don’t sit behind you and take
advantage of your incurable crush on the guy who sits next to you, that don’t
continue to tease you, and definitely don’t
do what they’re doing right now.
“Hey, Jimin,” Byulyi says, teasingly, through the space between
computers. “Your girlfriend says she wants shoes for Christmas.” Beside
her, Hwasa snorts and you turn to them, red-faced and exasperated.