oohhhhh aragorn…..*kisses him passionately, with tongues and stuff* you’re the king.. mmmmm yeah…. put your sword into my sheath you kingly king *touches the other picture of his butt that’s printed out*
get a dog too. take it with you fishing. teach the dog how to fish. let the dog cook the fish for your new family. let the dog start their own family. buy a second boat just for the dog. it’ll make your life.
Comes in Defense forme, 150 defenses. Comes out of it only as it attacks which, since it’s slow, is likely second. Can switch back into Defense mode with a PRIORITY MOVE THAT ALSO LOWERS YOUR OPPONENT’S ATTACK IF THE MOVE IS PHYSICAL. You gotta take this fucker out super fast or get in a Taunt when it’s not protecting itself it’s crazy.