Hannibal absolutely SUCKING at dirty talk at first. Everything he says would come off as horrifically cheesy because he'd try too hard to be poetic about it. He'd try and be poetic and classy and shit but it would just make Will laugh and fail horribly to turn him on. "Fucks sake Hannibal, we're fucking, not reciting Shakespeare." Luckily, Hannibal catches on pretty fast and learns that it sounds better in other languages.