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Healing Hands

Request: “If you were Kylo Ren’s apprentice, I’m sure his methods of training would be incredibly harsh & violent, so much that you can barely stand up at the end of it. It’s always a relief when you’re allowed stagger back to your shared quarters to sleep. The latter is large enough that you have your own room. Later on, you wake up to see a hulking black figure at your bedside, one large hand resting on your head. Kylo? You realize that he is healing you with the Force, and you’re shocked by the gesture”

Pairing: Kylo Ren x Reader

Word Count: 1456

Warnings: Violence

Originally posted by hypehope


Your dominant hand ached. The shake had begun to set in, your wrist faltering slightly as you manoeuvred your feet cautiously. His eyes darted from your face down to you hand, from which a brilliant white light radiated. The corner of his lips upturned slightly as your shake intensified under his gaze. You cleared your throat, gripping the hilt of your weapon more sturdily. He knew you were tiring, and his expression foretold the victorious smile that would paint his face, his eyes brightening prematurely. But today, you had told yourself, you would finally beat him. You had mastered his technique like the back of your hand, and after succumbing to failure countless times, you were finally sure this was the moment you would catch him off guard.

When it came to Kylo Ren, he was never predictable. It was just in his nature, you could never tell what he was going to do next. But you had found that this fact was just about the only predictable thing about him. You were now circling each other, eyes linked in a battle for emotional dominance. Kylo’s tongue jutted out for half a second, leaving his bottom lip wet as it retreated. He loved toying with you, he knew you found him attractive. But as you continued the tantalizing dance you made sure to stride in a way that would leave the tops of your breasts exposed. His eyes flickered uneasily. He found you attractive too.

Then he struck. That was the worst thing he could have done, for he had managed to make his lightsaber a conduit for all his negative energy. Once he struck he seldom failed to nail a blow, either to unarm his enemy, or chance a stab into their body. But you had done this many times before, and although a drop of sweat had fallen from your brow into your eye, leaving a sharp salty sting, you refused to lose concentration. He was unpredictable, but you were. But, little did he know, that you held the ace up your sleeve, for you had the one thing he could never have. 

Patience.

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guess who is 25 and has put on nail varnish for the second time in her life and applied on her own for the first time of her life


guess who looks like they have dipped their hands in paint as their nail areas are covered in splats and smudges and looks like they’ve gone a bit mad?


this gal! what is this make up you speak of

dear evan hansen headcannons

EVAN:
- bisexual

- 5'10

- he tends to do things like tap his pencil or his foot or he plays with erasers or some shit he’s just always doing something with his hands

- has those erasers with removable pieces because “THEY’RE CUTE CONNOR I LOVE THEM”

- freckles. more freckles after a day in the sun. freckles everywhere.

- has a bonsai tree

- DRIVES LIKE A GRANDMA

- actually really fit because of his outdoor activities??

- lifted connir off of the ground like he was a feather and everyone was Shocked

- “THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE EVER LIFTED ME” “oh mY GOD CONNOR”

- LOVES TO BAKE BUt kind of sucks at it

- afraid of big dogs. and fluffy dogs. and dogs with big eyes and long tails and legs and just dogs. he’s scared of dogs.

- cheesy romantic. reads romance books and watches romantic movies and just. my boy.

- when he’s feeling down he goes to connor because they can trust each other because of the one thing they have in common - the suicide attempts.

- dyed a streak of his hair blue for halloween one time and made connor cry

- CONFIDENT DRUNK

- got high once and laughed for seven minutes straight before passing out

- has a burn scar on his back from when jared set him on fire by accident

- learns to do hair because he likes touching connors hair

- he maybe likes connors dog a little bit

- “i may seem collected on the outside but on the inside i am screaming 24/7.”


CONNOR:
- borderline personality disorder !!!!

- sees a therapist and takes medication

- he honestly went through ten therapists before deciding to go with evan to his therapist

- has a pitbull named cheese that his mom got him to help calm him down when he snaps

- still a dick every now and then but he’s Trying

- 6'0"

- panseuxal

- is literally. always napping. he sleeps on the ground. on his desk. on evan. anywhere.

- paints his nails when he’s high with 100% accuracy but fails when he’s sober

- “ZOE HOW DO YOU USE EYELINER”

- LOVES sweets. needs them. craves them.

- literally cries over evan’s freckles like what

- sarcastic as all hell

- he and jared’s friendship is just a race to see who can roast the other faster

- draws on himself constantly until he has literal sleeves of designs on his arms. then he moves to drawing on his friends.

- alana buys him a sketchbook when she wakes up with white sharpie printed on her face

- he draws the most AMAZING scenery and designs

- probably wants to be a tattoo artiat

- always records himself when he’s high

- new bruises and cuts every day - he bumps into things a lot when he’s high

- he gets his first piercing from a dude in an alley. it’s a septum piercing. everyone screams when they see it.

- hates pepe

- comments on how gay he is every day.

- still has bad days and when he does he locks himself in his room and calls evan

- evan’s talk of trees got him into plants. owns seven cactuses, a pot full of forget-me-nots and three succulents with names and backstories.

- “i will shove my foot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting leather and shit for the rest of your pathetic life you wrinkly numbnut”


ZOE:
- still having trouble forgiving her brother for all the years of mental abuse

- 5'10

- lesbian af

- makeup that could literally kill a god

- likes to wear crops tops and dresses

- wears sweatpants to school ONCE and is reminded of it every day for the rest of her life

- literally a huge photography nerd

- has EVERY PICTURE SHES EVER TAKEN hanging on her wall. even that ugly ass one of connor screaming over titanic when they were thirteen.

- probably does yoga

- dreams of going to paris. can literally speak in french and owns literally everything with the eiffel tower on it.

- replies to everything in meme language. her parents are worried for her. connor wants to die again.

- has a poem alana wrote to her on her wall next to her bed

- so many pictures of alana

- HANGED A PEPE PICTURE IN THE SHOWER ONCE THAT MADE CONNOR SCREAM WHEN HE SAW IT

- likes to draw constellations with evan’s freckles on his face

- literally has not combed her hair since fourth grade?? its just naturally perfect???

- “im gayer than you connor”

- SWEARS LIKE A SAILOR WHEN SHE BUMPS INTO SOMETHING

- so much emoji’s

- steals all of alana’s hoodies


ALANA:
- hates not having anything to do so much

- 5'6"

- in every school club tbh

- also a lesbian

- a journalist/writer

- literally stays up until 2 am every day and comes to school looking like a goddess

- GOD IS SHE SMART

- she probably tutors everyone

- “what’s the answer to this problem alana” “hella”

- BIG HAPPY SMILES

- can kill you in two seconds with The Look

- READS SEVEN BOOKS A DAY

- probably listens to asmr

- totally has tumblr

- LITERALLY SHINES BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

- feminist. not a feminazi, will make jokes about women being in the kitchen with jared but will stab you if you are genuinely against women’s rights

- attempts to do yoga with zoe once. she breaks her nose.

- SHE’S A MESS. HER WORK STATION IS JUST FULL OF CRUMPLED PAPERS AND PENS AND COFFEE MUGS.

- likes to do diys.

- “ZOE I DID A DIY FACE MASK AND I CANT GET IT OFF”

- once punched a man for a klondike bar

- “sorry im two hours late feminism called”


JARED:
- panromantic asexual!!!!!

- 5'4"

- a gaming youtuber

- actually somehow has like 1,000 followers???

- everyone has been in his videos at least once

- EATS A BATH BOMB ON CAMERA

- every birthday connor buys him a bath bomb and screams “CRONCH” in his face

- enjoys really cringey memes

- has a german shepard named Sir Titlicker

- “EVAN SIR TITLICKER WILL NOT EAT YOU”

- once tripped on a bug

- he’s actually self conscious and hides behind self deprecating jokes

- threw a dreidel at the menorah once when he was little and is still not allowed near the menorah

- soft chub legs

- much Sarcasm

- literally is so sarcastic with connor??? they like each other but sometimes even evan wonders if they actually like each other or not

- probably enjoys nickelback

- HUGE SUBWAY FAN. WOULD SHOVE SUBWAY UP HIS ASS FOR FREE.

- likes star wars probably

- wore a shirt that said “im a gamer” once

- “burn that shirt now” “EVAN WHAT THE FUCK”

- actually cried when he played slenderman with Evan

- “are you ok” “IS HE GONE EVAN IS HE GONE” “yes” /looks up and sees slenderman appear “WHDBANFBJDJSBSDH” /evan is wheezing

- makes dirty jokes 24/7 but literally blushes for 9 years if you make a dirty joke towards him

- actually Fragile

- in a cult probably

- probably has a runescape series on his YouTube channel

- has set evan on fire before

- he tries to be a good friend he really dies but he fails sometimes

- “are you a nail baby because ill hammer you into the wall tonight ;)"

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anonymous asked:

Blurb where u and dan are fucking and you accidentally scrape your nails down his back and you go to apologise but he moans and wants u to do it again yk?? Like sadomasochistic dan

(okay this is highkey one of my biggest kinks so fuck yes i’m writing this)

The lounge is nearly empty but for you and Dan, illuminated only by the TV which displayed a paused episode of some ridiculous anime you decided to check out earlier that evening. Somewhere along the way (you can’t exactly remember how it started, and at the moment, you don’t care) you ended up naked and in Dan’s lap, burying your desperate moans in his neck while he thrusts up from under you. He told you once this was his favorite position, and at the moment you’re inclined to agree. He liked having the entirety of you right in front of him, within arms reach. 

He moved his hands from your lower back to your hips, shifting upwards to thrust harder and deeper into you. You wrap your arms around his back and grab his shoulders from behind to pull him closer in, and in this new position, Dan takes the opportunity to slide his hands from your hips to your ass and using it for thrust stability, just as his cock slides right past your most sensitive spot.

“D-Dan!” You moan into his ear, your whole body tensing against the sensation. Your grip on his shoulders slides down slightly, but your fingers fail to relax, and your nails drag harshly against his gorgeously tanned shoulder blades. He winces.

You stop moving abruptly. “Oh.. oh god, I’m sorry! Did I hurt you??”

“N-no… no,” Dan shudders, hesitantly.

“Um… are you sure, baby?” You say, scanning his face. 

His head falls forward, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

“D-do… do it again, please…” He mutters, pulling you a bit closer.

“Wait… you liked that?” You ask. “I mean, I figured you for the type, but.. I wanna make sure I don’t hurt you..”

Dan looks you in the eyes. “I promise you, if I’m at all hurt or uncomfortable, I will let you know, okay?”

You nod, wrapping your arms around him again. Dan’s thrusts start out slow to ease back into the mood, and then quickly become more needy and his moans more frequent.. and gorgeous. 

“F-Fuck!!” 

You push Dan roughly up against the sofa back and sink your teeth into the soft, salty skin of his neck. Your fingernails dig into his shoulders and drag all the way down to his lower back.’

“Oh-h Christ, (y/n)!!” Dan moans, shakily. One of his hands clumsily gropes your ass while the other darts down to your clit. 

(and the rest is… well… ;D)

~Eggy

ROFL I fail at being a girl.  I tried to do my own nails and now I have ice blue sparkle nail polish in my eyebrow, all over my face and nose, on the desk, on the floor, on the computer, on some doorknobs, on the plant holder outside… and my fingers look like when I used to try to paint them when I was about six.  X-D

THERE NEEDS TO BE A TV SHOW FOR ME CALLED MANICURE 911

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Jaspar AU 3/? - High School

↳ Joe and Caspar are on opposite ends of the social spectrum - one is the school’s resident football celebrity, while the other can barely get people to notice him. But what happens when Caspar finds that he isn’t as invisible as he thinks he is? 

Featuring JJ as the overly-protective best friend.