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* It’s a common knowledge that Salvador Dali applied drugs, just look at his art. Also he and Man Ray really were friends, although probably (unfortunetly) just friends. Man Ray was kind of a womanizer, while Dali really wasn’t 100% hetero, but so much into Froyd that end up with a woman who was more like a mother to him.

** There is a reason why Leo and David are shown as friends. They not only share red hair and mean personalities but also love for the antiquity. (Leonardo is from Renaissance , David is from Classicism)

*** wanna know how David got his scallllls? Jacques Louis David had harelip and was very insecure about his appearance. But some sources says that he took part in a duel that left him scarred, so we’re going with this, since it’s more badass. But that’s it for a badass since he can’t pronounce “r” and says “l” instead. It’s especially embarassing for him since the name of the person he likes starts with “r”~

**** Théodore Géricault and Eugène Delacroix really were friends, young Delacroix was even one of the models for Gericault’s “The Raft of the Medusa”. That’s why we ship them (geridela). They are from the Romanticism so they’re very expressive about their feelings.

Filip IV Habsburg was Velázquez’s patron so he was painting him a lot. I mean, really, A LOT:

Rubens and Velázquez ship (velarubi) really makes sense, they were not only each other’s works admirers but also friends, planning to travel together. But in the end they didn’t. What could possibly happen?~~~

there comes a time where you just have to stand up and say “this is me, dammit! i look the way i look, think the way i think, feel the way i feel, love the way i love! i am a whole complex package. take me or leave me. accept me–or walk away. do not try and make me feel like less of a person, just because i don’t fit your idea of who i should be and don’t try and change me. if i need to change, i alone will make that decision.” when you are strong up to love yourself 100%–good and bad–you will be amazed at the opportunities that life presents you. 

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