facts about harry potter

the boy who stole sweaters

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Percy Weasley

I don’t know if I will be a published author someday, let alone a published author of a blockbuster decade-defining cultural pillar but jesus, I hope I have more grace about it than jk rowling

Random Facts About Moi
  • If I see you eating both Kit Kats at the same time, I have already planned your death
  • My favourite colour is blue
  • My middle name is Sabina
  • If I look you in the eye for more than 6 seconds, I either hate you or love you
  • I show affection by lightly bullying you and spontaneously telling you I love you
  • I just really like dogs
  • If I don’t like you and you touch something belonging to me, I will break your hand in 6 places and shove it up your ass
  • I take dibs very seriously. If I dibs something, stay the fuck away unless you have a death wish boi
  • If my best friend doesn’t like you, then idgaf who you are, I don’t like you either hoe
  • I take it very personal if you call yourself my best friend yet don’t like my Instagram picture, like where you at bro
  • I’m very passive aggressive. You could be kidding around with me but if you say something I don’t like then imma be halfway through ripping your head off in a split second.
  • I swear
  • A LOT
  • But I’m a Gryffindor so I guess that explains everything 

ok one of the most confusing things about reading harry potter as an aussie kid was when trelawney was like “hey hazza, u were born in the middle of winter yea?” and harry’s like “nah m8 i was born in july u dickhead” and everyone laughed and i was just sitting there like harry wtf she’s spot on why are u laughing do u not know ur seasons

  • Harry Potter gang being placed in different houses (while of course still being the most lovely of friends) 
  • Like Harry can still be Gryffindor, but Hermione be in Ravenclaw, and Ron take his rightful place as the ULTIMATE HUFFLEPUFF. 
  • And dunno maybe Draco is dissuaded from his awful upbringing (and self serving drarry reasons) and joins the group as their Slytherin because he needs love and affection (and drarry) and to be shown he is cared for by peOPLE. 
  • Main motivation for all this is transparency of houses like the Hogwarts layout would be opened up to showcase the inner workings of all houses functioning/shenanigans? 
  • Everyone coming up with ridiculous call signs to summon each other after infiltrating their common rooms (with poor stealth skills of course)
  • Harry Ron and Draco up at night sneaking around trying to get into Ravenclaw so she can be a part of the (put title adventure here) but they can’t figure out the stupid riddle so Ron and Harry are just whisper-screaming gibberish/the names of candy at the eagle because hey that usually works at Hogwarts while Draco just punches the door repeatedly until Hermione whose already outside calls out the answer from behind them because she totally figured out the mystery five minuets ago but there’re bound to be more cause this school is trying to kill them
  • Ron and Harry aggressively (but playfully) being all competitive over Quidditch matches chanting at each other in full house attire
  • Ron purposefully teaching everyone the wrong knock for Hufflepuff’s room so they’re doused by vinegar. 
  • Draco literally hissing at being exposed to the overwhelming amount of yellow and brightness and overall pEPPY HUFFLEPUFF INTENSITY until Ron hands over some sunglasses that everyone in Hufflepuff just happens to have on standby saying “you get used to it after a few years,,,sometimes.”
  • Draco acting as a double agent acting to continue his mission in Half-Blood prince but is aided by Harry because “VOLEDEMORT IS IN MY HOME HARRY WHAT THE FUCK AM I SPOSE TO DO WITH THAT” so he helps a disguised Harry sneak into Slytherin to investigate and spy on which classmates Draco knows are interested in becoming Death Eaters to try and find a link, but Harry of course is all Gryffindor and keeps screwing with everything in the common room much to Draco’s dismay because first and foremost he’s “still a Slytherin bruh could you like not. C’mon I’m breaking a seven centuries “No Outsider Has Ever Been In Here” rule—be nice to the squid don’t taunt the squid the squid did nothing to you we live in a dungeon don’t make this any worse—OH MY MERLIN NO DON’T CHANGE THE LIGHTS FROM GREEN TO YELLOW HARRY IT’S LIKE A SUN (dissolves into hissing fit) we aRE tryING TO Be DiSCreT”
  • Draco being harassed by some of the Death Eater Slytherins and despite his housemate friends trying to defend him it’s still a lot to deal with especially exposed during sleep so Harry Hermione and Ron all work together to hide him in their house rooms on alternating nights (using magic okay just some magic) until someone discovers him in the Gryffindor common room and get like super Gryffindor vs. Slytherin antagonistic about him being there but before they can kick him out Harry’s ‘nah-uh’ and stands in front of Draco protectively explaining how he’s helping Hogwarts as a whole and honestly “why should we be so uptight about house entrances? Let’s not separate alliances by where we’re from we’re all fighting for the same reasons here” and the Gryffindor’s agree to let Draco stay with them due to the circumstances 
  • but after all that the house communities become more free flowing as the war approaches with people of differing houses being allowed into common rooms to discuss plans and precautions, more people being comfortable sitting at any table in the great hall, rivalries being more like friendly competition than angry battles about which house is the most important 
  • the first time the sorting hat calls out “SLYTHERPUFF” 
  • everyone genuinely applauding whoever wins the house cup 
  • all houses getting love
  • Mixed house slumber parties
  • all houses being friends
  • all houses
  • just
  • ALL HOUSES ARE OPEN
21 Things you learn about tumblr:

1) Tumblr is a place of social justice.

2) Rape, sexual assault, harassment, abuse, self-harm, suicide, bullying, depression, eating disorders, anxiety, etc… Those are to be taken very VERY seriously. It’s not something to joke about.

3) If you are racist/homophobic or close-minded like that, this isn’t a place you wanna be.

4) People here say that you must not EVER speak of tumblr outside of tumblr, and that specifically includes mentioning your url on facebook/twitter or connecting your tumblr to them. And you know what? They’re right. We come here because tumblr is that place where we can express ourselves the way we want, and in a way stay safely anonymous from our own life outside of tumblr. Here (whether by posts, reblogs or tags) we reveal more of our identities, thoughts, secrets, insecurities, moments of insanity etc… than we would ever reveal on other SNS. If you’re interested in revealing yourself so openly to your social circle of family and friends outside of tumblr, if you’re ready for it, then I won’t judge you. Go ahead.

5) There are real people behind their computers/phones on this site. Real people who can have their feelings hurt. People have enough shit to deal with in their lives so don’t be that anon hater/cyber bully and make things worse.

6) Tumblr loves animals.

7) Your “I’ll just check my dash for five minutes” will turn to five hours of scrolling and reblogging.

8) DON’T fuck with superwholock. They will come for you.

9) Supernatural has a gif for everything. Don’t even try to test them, there’s no point.

10) Gifs everywhere.

11) No one really knows how to pronounce ‘gif’

12) I like your shoelace.

13) DON’T try to take credit for something you did not do. Always give credit to the artist/photographer/blog if you repost but still, there’s a reblog option for a reason.

14) There are too many sides of tumblr to count.

15) Science side of tumblr can explain anything.

16) Fandom side of tumblr can hijack any post.

17) DO NOT INSULT SOMEONES SHIP.

18) No one spells Benedips Cumbercumber’s name right.

19) Harry Potter is a beloved.

20) Kpop fandom are in constant ‘too many feels’ mode and are always unable to can.

21) Once you tumblr… there’s no going back.

4

“Look–”

“Well, I’d better get going … I’ll write to tell you a time I can make it back into the fire, then, shall I? If you can stand to risk it?” There was a tiny pop, and the place where Sirius’s head had been was flickering flame once more.

Sirius Black character aesthetic. Part of a series of Marauders Era character aesthetics. (x)

anonymous asked:

Fun fact about me: I haven't watch or read the Harry Potter series. It's just I don't have any interest in it. Bonus: I haven't watch any of the Star Wars movies. Same reason as before.

interesting dont make yourself if youre not interested its not a big deal its up to you 

Ways to explain why Minerva disappeared

She was a daughter of Athena who was claimed during the three-year period when Artemis was with the demons, and she moved to Camp Half-Blood.

She went to research portals with Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis.

She got recruited to join MI6′s Q-Branch (age doesn’t seem to matter much, there).

She got distracted by following the shenanigans of a consulting detective and his blogger.

She walked through a wardrobe into Narnia.

She found out about a species called the Veela, and one thing led to another, and now she’s found another magical world.

She didn’t really disappear. She just asked Holly not to mention her while retelling the stories to Artemis.

anonymous asked:

i heard you like htp trick

I’ve been sat here for the longest time trying to figure out what the fuck htp meant i was like “is it some Harry Potter thing i don’t know about? Harry the Potter???” so the fact it took me so long to even know that u meant hydra trash party should tell u how much i like it lmao

no, if i see it on my dash/added to my posts/in the Bucky or Seb tag then ur blocked 🤷🏽‍♀️ abuse isn’t cute, fictional or otherwise

  • person: Oh, you like Harry Potter?
  • me: *thinks about the fact that all I do is blog in my free time and reading gay fanfiction at 2 am and how much useless Harry Potter knowledge I have and writing 2k-word headcanon posts and the 37 different Harry Potter-related tags I follow and how I've stalked all of them all the way to the beginning of time*
  • me: hahaa, yeah a little