facepalm

  • Anti-feminist:That Batgirl variant cover was cool. It got pulled because feminazi SJWs complained and threatened violence against the artist. Way to go, fucking SJWs!
  • Anti-feminist:Fucking SJWs don't even really care about abuse victims just want to win points on the Internet.
  • DC Comics:That variant cover didn't fit the theme of the book.
  • DC Comics:And the artist was not threatened. It was actually people like you who were threatening violence against the fans who didn't like the cover.
  • Anti-feminist:...
  • Anti-feminist:Way to go, fucking SJWs!

Why I won’t ever ever vote for Cruz. Odds are that he won’t make it pass the Republican primaries.

I just came back from New Hampshire where there’s snow and ice everywhere. And my view actually is simple. Debates on this should follow science and should follow data. And many of the alarmists on global warming, they’ve got a problem because the science doesn’t back them up. And in particular, satellite data demonstrate for the last 17 years there’s been zero warming, none whatsoever.

  • “‘Net Neutrality’ is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.” - Ted Cruz on net neutrality
  • "The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn’t happened."- Ted Cruz on climate change
  • "You know, back in the ’70s — I remember the ’70s, we were told there was global cooling. And everyone was told global cooling was a really big problem. And then that faded." - Ted Cruz on climate change
  • "You always have to be worried about something that is considered a so-called scientific theory that fits every scenario. Climate change, as they have defined it, can never be disproved, because whether it gets hotter or whether it gets colder, whatever happens, they’ll say, well, it’s changing, so it proves our theory." - Ted Cruz on climate change
  • "I was disappointed that Bruce Willis was not available to be a fifth witness on the panel. There probably is no doubt that actually Hollywood has done more to focus attention on this issue than perhaps a thousand congressional hearings could do." - Ted Cruz on space threats
  • "I wondered if at some point we were going to see a tall gentleman in a mechanical breathing apparatus come forward and say in a deep voice say, "Mike Lee, I am your father" … and just like in "Star Wars" movies the empire will strike back." - Ted Cruz during his 21-hour Obamacare speech
  • "The authorizing committees are free to set their agency budgets, and that includes NASA." - Ted Cruz when he tried to cut NASA funding in 2013 (This one is more scary than stupid, since Cruz is now in charge of agency budgets.)
  • "Each day I learn what a scoundrel I am." - Ted Cruz on his attempts to defund Obamacare

The bonus round

Holy vibrator Batman!

I just realised that yesterday I forgot my wand, and it’s attachment of a certain size, in the laundry room where I was housesitting.
Mortified.
Excuuuuuse me but can I get back my adult toys hidden in between your folded towels?

I can’t imagine the face of the cleaning lady this am!