faceless old woman who lives in your home

Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.
—  The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Condos
Almost always we are all experiencing the same problems as everyone else,” said Josie, “and pretending we don’t so that every one of us thinks we are alone.
—  welcome to night vale

you know everyone always talks about how homestuck or jjba makes no sense but literally try to explain the plot to night vale to anyone and i can 10000% guarantee you that you will get stuck after you get past the general “it’s a podcast about a wacky midwestern town and its gay radio host that likes to over share” like seriously mention ANYTHING about the anti-strex rebellion, the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, the satan beagle puppy, or even the goddamn music weather and everyone will be looking at you like you’re one of the individuals named erika that MOST DEFINITELY are not angels, because the existence of angels is illegal

"Love is Neat"

Originally posted by collegepsychexperiment

How Episode 100(Toast) of Welcome to Night Vale saved 2016

My thoughts on WTNV episode 109

I was meant to post this yestarday but I was going to wait until I had stopped frEAKING OUT.

-A story about Huntokar - AHHHH

-The Glow Cloud is a GOD?! sweet baby jesus

-Okay so there are loads of Cecils, I lost count at about 4 lol. Is the “Gone long” Cecil Cassette!Cecil? Another one?

-But no other characters apart from the Gods have been mentioned really, so Cecil has to be pretty important (I mean he is important to us all but, you know what I mean)

-So was Cecil at the start of… essentially existence? Or is he related to the God’s in some way? Was he at the start of Night Vale?

-THE BLOOD STONE CIRCLES ARE EXPLAINED

-THE LINES AND DOTS ARE EXPLAINED, which begs the question, does Steve Carlsberg know about Huntokar? I think this could relate to why Cecil dislikes him so much

-The Faceless Old Woman gets the most backstory we have ever seen, “Long ago betrayal”, hmmmmmmmm

-Okay so 1983 is what got this who shebang going

-So Nightvale has been “broken” since 1983.

-The Distant Prince just appears? What??

-Guys, I don’t think we are going to be able to keep track of all the Nightvales.

-It’s making me question the original Nightvale What if we have been listening to a different one each time?

-Hoo boy how are my citizens doing? Where is Cecil???

-Who are the “Awful Crates” people? If I have overlooked something please tell me. Maybe the scientists? I don’t know.

All in all the most exciting episode yet! I am not worried about WTNV stopping, because of what Jeffrey and Joseph have been tweeting, but I am worried for the people of Nightvale

Welcome to Night Vale Bonus Episode 1: Holiday

oKAY SO THIS EPISODE WAS SO DAMN GOOD

Let’s list the reasons.

  • THE PREMISE FOR THIS EPISODE WAS CARLOS AND CECIL GOING ON A THIRD ANNIVERSARY TROPICAL VACATION.
  • We found out the top cause for death in Night Vale. It’s the Cellar People’s antics.
  • Cecil thinks the tropics are cool (as in colder)
  • Cecil was the one that surprised Carlos with the tickets
  • Cecil calls Carlos ‘bunny’ a LOT
  • Carlos literally thought they were there to observe a screaming parrot and tropical molecules for science and it was a scientific expedition whilst Cecil just wanted to chill and drink margaritas by the poolside as it was a romantic getaway
  • CARLOS TOOK HIS LAB EQUIPMENT WITH HIM AND CECIL BROUGHT HIS BROADCASTING EQUIPMENT
  • Carlos expected a cutting edge research centre rather than a hotel when they got there
  • Carlos pls
  • Cecil basically got Carlos to sit with him by the pool by claiming it was ‘aquatic research’
  • The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home ended up going with them because their version of home was each other
  • The pool had underwater speakers that played the moans of people that had previously died in the pool
  • They ziplined, rode horses and rode horses on a zipline what even
  • Carlos took Cecil exploring through the jungle to find scientific discoveries but Cecil just said it made his feet ache walking up hills
  • CARLOS HAS A HIKING LAB COAT
  • Cecil takes the mobile broadcasting equipment everywhere because he doesn’t like to be too far from a microphone
  • CARLOS HAS CHARTS THAT TRACK CECIL’S ADORABLENESS AND CECIL’S INTEREST IN CARLOS’ WORK
  • Carlos doesn’t understand relaxing by a pool at all
  • “BUT THE TROPICAL MOLECULES, WE NEED TO STUDY THEM!!!”
  • He also doesn’t understand paper umbrellas with drinks
  • The Faceless Old Woman likes setting snakes on couples to watch the effects
  • “The scientist and his radio boyfriend”
  • They had a private dinner for two with tiny gourmet meals but the pizza was the size of a quarter
  • “The key to making a meal romantic is to announce often that it is romantic”
  • CARLOS GETS TURNED ON BY THE IDEA OF HIM AND CECIL WRITING EQUATIONS ON THE SAME CHALKBOARD TOGETHER
  • Carlos accepts that their interests are different
  • Cecil announces things like he’s constantly on the radio
  • ROMANTIC BEACH WALK
  • THEY KNOW THAT EACH OTHER ARE EACH OTHER’S HOME AS THEIR HOME IS IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS
  • “SEPARATE LIVES LIVED TOGETHER”
  • “A HOME THAT IS NOT A PLACE, IT IS A PERSON”
  • “The one I love”
  • They sank the island
  • Implied that Carlos found and brought back the parrot to study
  • IN SHORT THIS EPISODE IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING IT’S SO CUTE