faceless man of braavos

  • Me: *downloads Tinder to see what the buzz is all about*
  • Me: *changes job to "Faceless Man at Braavos"*
  • Guy 1: Where are you right now?
  • Guy 2: What are you wearing?
  • Guy 3: Hey, babe.
  • Guy 4: The things I'd do to you...
  • Me: *is not impressed, is about to delete account*
  • Guy 5: So... tell me everything about a girl.
  • Me: *wonders if I just met my soulmate*