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anonymous asked:

Hello! I have no idea if asks are open or not, sorry if they aren't ^^; But can I request some fluffy Fort Max relationship headcanons with a human s/o? Also good luck with this blog, I am looking forward to see your progress! :D

AW YE AW YE HERE WE GO!

  • Shoulder sitting. 
  • “I’m taller than you Tailgate.”

  • “That’s not fair! CYCLONUS PICK ME UP.”

  • “Still taller.”

  • “D:<”

  • Fort Max likes hearing his s/o go on about how tough he is

  • Lil companion he brings everywhere

  • “Can you not…bring your human with you?”

  • “Either you let me bring my s/o or you don’t get me at all.”

  • Helps him with nightmares and ptsd spells

  • Likes to hide in his shoulder compartments

  • Human gets to sit on top of shelves and surprise people because Fort Max lets them climb up there.

  • If his s/o makes a mistake he puts them in time out

  • Time out is a small box on top of a shelf

  • “Think about what you did”

  • “IT’S DARK IN HERE”

  • “I’ll be back in thirty minutes.”

  • “D:”

  • Whispering pranks to each other

  • “FORT MAX.” “They suggested it.” “He sug–WOW, SNITCH.”

  • Cuddling up to his face

  • Climbing up to his face and booping his nose

  • Hiding from others in his compartments

  • “Where’s your s/o?” “Dunno.” “Max you never leave your partner, they’re nearby and I demand to know where they are.” “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

  • Whispering when they’re falling asleep

  • His voice is soothing when he’s tired

  • Curling up next to his head when he recharges 

  • Human s/o has never felt so safe

  • “Fuck with me, you fuck with my giant badass boyfriend”

  • Don’t fuck with the human you will not survive

  • “Tell me some cool fighting stories!”

  • Fist bumps

  • Inside jokes all over the place

  • When Fort Max loses sight of them, he calls out his s/o’s favorite ‘come find me’ phrase. 

  • “Need help finding the human?” “Nah, watch this. WHAT TEAM?”

  • “WILDCATS!”

  • “There they are.”

  • Learning cheers and chants together

  • “Small and angry, three o’ clock”

  • Human watches their back for fun