facebooking creeping

The Marauder's Map
  • Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
  • Fred: Everyone.
  • Harry: Everyone?
  • George: Everyone.
  • Fred: Where they are.
  • George: What they're doing.
  • Fred: Every minute.
  • George: Of every day.
  • Harry: Brilliant! Now I can creep on Malfoy whenever I want, stalk him, lurk wherever he's going and jump him on every corner!
  • Fred:
  • George:
  • Fred: Oh no!
  • George: What have we done?

Zero to Hero? ( Pt 1) 

Alright guys, it’s not much, buts it’s a new start ! Let me know what you think ,xoxoxo.

Summ: all you wanted to do was go get some coffee and have some quiet time , but when you see someone being picked on , you can’t just turn the other way, can you?

This chapter is Wanda x reader , but upcoming will be all avengers x read ❤️ .

Warnings : swearing , slights bullying , angst, maybe a little fluff .

 The beginning of November should call for baggy sweaters and boots , not winter jackets . Apparantly New York didn’t get the memo, hell apparently you didn’t get it either .

I’m the only idiot not wrapped in a thick ass jacket . I’m pretty sure my tits are frozen off. Omg is that even possible?!? I feel like I should know this … your walk the hospital entrance to your car was rough . You’re seriously regretting Only wearing scrubs and a semi warm zip up sweater . After a 12 hour day of work , this is not what you wanted . All that’s going through your mind right now besides how stupid you are , is how good hot chocolate from the cafe on your street sounds .

 15 minutes later you find yourself walking into the cafe, the scent of coffee and cookies hits you and you have to bite back a moan . The barista smiles and nods as she begins your hot chocolate, making you laugh knowing she’s memorized your order from how often you’re here . After you have the cup of hot gold in your hand, you plant yourself in your normal booth, sliding down as try to give your drink a minute to cool off. But patience doesn’t seem to be in your cards right now..

“ ahhh!” You nearly drop the cup from the pain of your burned tongue .

You hear a soft giggle and look around . You see a young girl, with long reddish brown hair and a stunning smile trying to hide her giggle . She looks down immediately when your eyes meet.

She looks so familiar . I can’t believe she laughed at me! Actually yes I can, I probably look like a weirdo .

A couple minutes later , your Facebook creeping gets interrupted by a frantic voice .

“ you’re kind are not welcome here . ”

You look up to see an aggravated woman leaning over the girl you caught giggling . What does she mean your kind ?

“ miss I don’t mean any harm-” the young girls voice was soft, almost sounding sad .

“ like you didn’t mean any harm in Lagos when you blew up that building ? Or how about sokovia ? Out. Now.” The older woman shouts .

Who is this chick? Lagos? Sokovia? Who the-OH she must have something to do with the avengers! Right? I really need to pay attention to the news..

You look around , everyone else in the cafe just watching the dispute quietly , some smiling in support, others look indifferent. You can see tears rolling down the young girls face as she frantically starts to pick up her thingsfrom the table . Before you can even think you’re standing up and storming over there .

“ I’m sorry but who the hell do you think you are ?!” You question the woman, causing wanda to pause and look at you wide eyed .

“ I’m the owner-”

“ obviously . I’m not an idiot. I mean who the hell are you to speak to some one so cruelly? Especially someone who has fought to keep people safe?! ” You bellowed . The owner takes a step back from you , fear flashing over her features

“ her kind caused-”

“ her kind? She’s not a different species ! SHES HUMAN, just like everyone in here . Maybe a little cooler than the rest of us, but human is human . She’s a hero , she has caused more good than bad . So why don’t you pull your small minded head out of your ass, an apologize . ” you snap . By now you’re   chest To chest with her.

The woman stood her ground though,“ i will not . Her and her team of so called heroes wreak destruction on our city, on our world . I will not allow some monster to be in my cafe. You can take your ‘hero’ and get the hell out.” Her tone was cold, and The glare she sends wanda makes your anger fully snap

“ you have some fucking nerve . This city wouldn’t be standing if it weren’t for her team, hell this world probably wouldn’t either. I don’t see you risking your life to save us ! So unless you want to strap up and get your ass out there fighting aliens or guys with giant guns why don’t you keep your rude ass judgments yourself . I will gladly take her and get the hell out of here . You don’t deserve to have a hero anywhere near you. ” You growl. You extend your hand out to the girl, well young hero, and smile at her when she takes it then tug her towards th door.

 Before  stepping out the door you stop,“ next time New York becomes a target , and we all know the likely hood of that, and your praying to be saved , know that you don’t deserve it . Because the ones saving you will be the avengers , the ones you just referred to as monsters . I’ll be sure to pass along your thoughts to them miss. Have a great fucking day.” You state with a shoulder shrug 

Once youre out , you pull her with you until you find a bench . You plop down, groaning as you do. You glance up, catching a confused, but amused look on her face .

“ you didn’t have to do that . Thank you.” She says quietly as she drops down next to you.

“ you’re welcome . no one deserves To be treated like that. I’ve never done anything like that before .It’s kinda giving me an adrenaline rush .” You laugh . You extend your hand and introduce yourself ,“ I’m y/n.”

She shoots you a wide smile while shaking your hand ,“ I’m wanda maximoff,it’s nice to meet you .”

You finally get a solid look at the girl you defended, and as her name leaves her mouth your eyes snap wide open in realization .HOLY BALLS .

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Being “Polite” Often Gets Women Killed

In late January, Kristen, a member of the My Favorite Murder podcast Facebook page, wrote a post about a woman who “probably saved my life.” She had driven to a restaurant to get some food and iced tea for dinner late at night, alone since her boyfriend was sick. After getting her order, Kristen went back outside toward her car, but a woman stopped her. “It’s so good to see you!” she said. “How have you been?” Kristen assured her that she had the wrong person; they’d never met before. The woman whispered to her to pretend that they were friends. “There’s a man hiding behind your car,” she said.

They walked over to Kristen’s car together while the woman explained that she had a bad feeling about the man who was lurking and decided there would be power in numbers. “Sure enough,” she wrote, “we get to my car and a man in a hoodie stands up from behind my passenger rear side and nonchalantly walks into the dumpster alley.”

As Kristen said goodbye, the woman smiled and said, “Stay sexy and don’t get murdered.”

For the uninitiated, this is hardly a normal way to say “you’re welcome,” but it’s a calling card of sorts for fellow “Murderinos,” which is what fans of My Favorite Murder, a hugely popular true crime podcast based out of Los Angeles, call themselves.

MFM, the weekly show hosted and researched by Karen Kilgariff, a comedian, musician, and writer, and Georgia Hardstark, a TV host for the Cooking Channel and co-host of the Slumber Party podcast, has been up and running for just over a year now. Their Facebook page is currently creeping past 100,000, and though the duo started it, fans now run it. Their live shows across the country routinely sell out and they have an extensive merchandise line with tees, mugs, and beanies bearing their own quotes. (“Stay out of the forest.”) As of writing, their iTunes rating is four and a half out of five and they’re ranked 6th under Top Comedy Podcasts, and 49th overall. (One of the very few one-star reviews suggests that the show is, “for chicks only. They may as well be talking make up [sic] and pumpkin spice.”) Intentionally or not, the show speaks to women.

“(No) Catch and Release” the third winner in the reader vote. Back in the early days of LieFace I would get random attention from passers by. Someone would add me, talk to me, and then get creeped out by me and block me. I thought it was something I said until this happened.

Unfortunately a lot of Aspies and Autistics find themselves on the receiving end of the dreaded “You’re creepy” block having done little to nothing at all. Much less anything to deserve it.

Maybe next time wait for the person you are talking to to actually do something creepy before you jump to conclusions. Ya'jerkface.
Also don’t forget to pick up year one of my comics on Amazon for Kindle and all devices with a Kindle app! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BB8OG0O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_EWMFxbBHK2826


Nothing like Facebook creeping yourself a little to get fired up for running.

With the stress of ending my first year of teaching, finding myself a boyfriend, traveling, and a few other things, it’s no surprise that my weight is up to the high 190’s. Everyone says I still look great, but I don’t feel great (I just feel fine). Luckily, I am crazy happy everywhere else in life at the moment.

The boyfriend and I are doing this together though. Yesterday we both drank over a gallon of water and ate well! Now I just need to chisel away some of the calories. I am really hoping to get back into the 170’s in the next few months. On the agenda this week is taco salads and an egg bake, plus 3-4 workouts. Plan plan plan!


Maybe some of you have heard about Richard T. Bui lately on your Facebook feeds. He was one of the creators of the Cosplay Photographers website. He has left Cosplay Photographers over a year or so ago. In any case, he is well known in the NorCal cosplay scene. I have not lived here that long, however those I know here tell me he was a familiar face at conventions and cosplay gatherings in the area. He had a large circle of friends in the cosplay and cosplay photography communities including well known (or “cosfamous” as some people say) photographers and cosplayers. A lot of people who have known him for years were completely shocked and appalled by this behavior, which proves to me even further that he was selecting cosplayers who were not as outspoken or known in the community in hopes they would not speak out.

He used this position to lure and groom these ladies into giving him nude photos of themselves in order for him to be able to “trust” them. – First question that comes to my mind is what fucked up kind of logic is that? It should be the cosplayer who would need a reason to trust the photographer!!! And in some instances, these propositions for nude photos were made to underage girls. Minors.

In the messages above, it is pretty damn clear that he was using classic grooming tactics in order to have the victim doubt themselves. He made it seem like it was “no big deal” and that others were doing it, so therefore the girls should feel more comfortable in giving in to him. He also mentions that he deletes the photos, but then immediately afterwards says he’d share a few examples, even some of “well known” cosplayers – this means he in fact DOES NOT delete them.

These brave girls have spoken out about him. At first it was just one comment, then it seemed like a flood of others came to speak out in hopes to raise awareness, and in hopes that he doesn’t victimize any more people. Please, BEWARE of this guy. If you are a victim, please speak out, I understand it is a hard thing to do, and scary, but you could potentially be helping victims in speaking up, as well as preventing this shit from happening to others.

Remember, NO ONE SHOULD EVER need nude photos of you to get an understanding of your body type for a photoshoot. If someone asks you, tell them HELL NO and do not communicate with them any further. This is not professional behavior!

The cosplay community should be a safe place for all of us – let’s work together in making it that way.

Edit: Photo of Richard added as to know what he looks like in order to avoid him.

We hadn’t heard from my daughter’s birth mom since December. I know her name on Facebook but only from creeping from before she changed her name and locked her account (fun thing: Facebook suggested her new account when I searched for the old one! That seems less than ideal!) so I finally sent her a message. She responded almost immediately, said she thinks of my daughter all the time, sorry she hasn’t been in contact, and also she has a two-week-old baby girl.

As far as we know, she’s still doing okay with the two-year-old who we thought might be placed with us, but now she has a newborn on top of it. We set up a tentative visit for this weekend but I might try to delay it for a few weeks so she doesn’t have to take public transportation with a toddler and a newborn while three weeks postpartum.

anonymous asked:

Just out of curiosity,if you think S is such a disgusting person and you so obviously dislike him,why have you added him on Facebook and are still friends with him there? (No, I did not stalk you,you showed up in my suggestions with one common friend) Also,as he's not the only former ghoul who has made a public statement concerning the lawsuit,why do you put all the blame on him? It just seems pretty obvious you have a personal vendetta against him,for whatever reason.

That was a pretty slick attempt at pretending not to be facebook creeping 😂 not that it matters since you feel the need to be anonymous when challenging me 🙄
Whatever though. Probably similar reason you keep my blog around, to see what they say. At least I can admit that…when he’s using social media to further persuade fans in his corner rather than letting the court do the work…and then continuing to butter people up by thanking them…its like “stroke my ego and I’ll stroke yours” kind of deal.
He’s using Facebook, and lets face it probably the Priest twitter, to release personal dirty laundry in an attempt to lure people away from Ghost and slander the shit out of T based solely on accusations.
Which other ghoul has done this online? Link me? Screenshot? I do believe it’s been only him and his close and personal loved ones glaring a spotlight on things.
And personal vendetta? Really though? I will admit, only personally met the guy once, out of what is it 12-13 shows? He only came out one time and I couldn’t tell you about it because it was pretty quick and forgettable and I only really wanted to meet him because he and Air were the only 2 who didn’t sign my Elizabeth vinyl. It didn’t matter to me about meeting him too much because any time I would see him out and about before and after shows it seemed like he wasn’t interested in fans. Which I don’t hold it against him, and I’m sure there are other people who will argue that he does like to meet fans…but from my personal experience, that’s how he came off and i respected that.
Also, because it happened to a friend, and it’s personal, it’s not my place to tell…although I’d share it if I were her at this point…he was once incredibly out of line at an after party and motivated her to never want to see the band again because of him. So yeah, there was a little pre-lawsuit/media hostility but that doesn’t influence my opinion on that situation.

I still think IF the ghouls are owed money, they should get it. Along with whatever royalties they’re entitled to which is still by no means and equal share…but what is owed is owed. I do think any increase of income they were expecting from the growth of the band since the Grammys was invested on further touring though and isn’t hidden somewhere though.

I swear I’m a broken record with things now…it’s like it’s unjustifiable to think that Tobias shouldn’t be slandered based on accusations. He can’t speak out because the lawsuit is filed against him, he’s not allowed, even if he wanted to he can’t.

Sorry I’m not so easily convinced someone is a guilty piece of shit based on a single sided story. Doesn’t matter that there are 4 names on the opposing side…its still one side.

Today, I fucked up when I tried to facebook creep my boyfriend's ex girlfriend.

Today, well early AM, I fucked up and got super wasted and tried to search for my bf’s ex on fb, but when I typed in her name, nothing came up. I searched over and over and nothing. This evening, I see that I had posted her name all over my wall. Kill me.

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iwannabebrilliant  asked:

Reading Storms because I’m feeling like crap and I keep creeping on my crush’s Facebook and all his pics. So, instead of doing that, I’m reading about sad Tony being comforted and loved. Ugh, and Thor is so much bigger and stronger and I love that and I want it (my crush can easily pick me up and hold me upside down, in fact he can do it to a guy who’s bigger than he is and that makes me swoon, you know?) Anyway, Storms is awesome and anyone who hasn’t read it should go read it now! ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Seriously get off of it lol 

Also, bravo that your crush is big. I love me some big boys (and girls for that matter lol) basically, if i can run and jump in your arms we should totally date. 

advice: Needed

this girl joined the hockey team i’m on a couple weeks ago and now we’re linemates and i get some strong lesbian vibes so i went #creeping on facebook and she is indeed a lesbian! she has a gf and they look very happy and in love so i’m not trying to get with her or anything, but i Crave solidarity and Gay Friendship so how do i casually let her kno i’m also gay without seeming like i’m hitting on her? this is very important thanks

ok but picture this: courferre dated in high school, but went to different universities far away from each other, broke up before going and fell out of touch, like you do

and then a few years after college courfeyrac gets a new job and moves to the city combeferre is living in now; doesn’t realize it at first but then he’s sitting in a coffee shop and he sees him walk by with this really, really obnoxiously hot blond guy

he’s not like 100% sure it’s him, because he looks different–taller, buffer, better haircut, new glasses, and a full tattoo sleeve??? so he creeps facebook (he muted combeferre when they broke up to help him get over him) and yeah, that’s combeferre all right, and the blonde guy is in his profile pic with him too, so courfeyrac assumes they’re dating

and he knows he should leave well enough alone but instead he messages combeferre all friendly and casual, like, “hey, i see we’re in the same city! we should get coffee, catch up!" 

and combeferre mentions enjolras, whom he lives with, and who courfeyrac quickly realizes is the hot blonde guy, but the way he talks about him it’s unclear if they’re dating???

(they’re not, but it takes courfeyrac falling in love with combeferre all over again–or maybe he never really fell out of love in the first place–and a pretty significant crisis of morality for this to come to light)

Survey #152 : Bold What's True

One of my parents is laid off. 
I can’t stand when people tell me to “describe my pain”, I can’t. It fucking hurts, that’s it. 
Every girl best friend I’ve ever had leaves me for their boyfriend. 
There’s a song that makes me smile every time I hear it. 
I replay songs until I get completely sick of them. 
I’ve been awfully depressed lately. 
I wonder what kind of first impression I give. 
I don’t dot my I’s. 
I’ve never had a problem swallowing pills. 
My handwriting isn’t legible at times. 
I use Google everyday, it’s so handy. 
I can’t use the Internet on my phone. 
I don’t like when people get close to my face when they’re talking to me. 
Someone keeps constantly letting me down. 
I’ve had a nightmare recently. 
I Facebook creep on everyone. 
I think I ‘like’ too many people’s statuses on Facebook. 
I hate pumping gas. 
I feel like I’m going nowhere in life. 
If I don’t look absolutely perfect, I won’t leave the house. 
I hate when pills have a yucky after taste. 
I’m allergic to cats. 
I haven’t really been myself lately, at all. 
I cry really really easily. 
I’ve met someone who looks like me. 
I’ve never been a huge fan of PDA. 
I don’t like to kiss and tell. 
I have friends who consider me “one of the guys”. 
I wish I had $$$. 
I’ve applied to a lot of jobs recently. 
I HATE getting lost while driving. 
I’d rather be the passenger in the car than the driver. 
I don’t understand why girls WANT to get pregnant so young. 
I wont be a teenager on my next birthday. 
I should be sleeping right now. 
I plan on buying the Jersey Shore when it comes out on DVD.

“Dating” to Friends in 15 steps

(Disclaimer: I’m still figuring out my labels. I’m not sure where I lie on the spectrum and I have no idea what my romantic orientation is.)

Step 1: Meet somebody who you enjoy being around. Somebody who makes you laugh, who is interesting, who you wouldn’t mind getting know better. This can be done at school, work, through a friend, at the local Ultimate Frisbee league you joined for shits and gigs, etc…

 Step 2: Exchange contact information. Save their number on your phone and if applicable, find them on Facebook.

Step 3a: Text them when something reminds you of them - usually this is related to an inside joke between the two of you.

Step 3b: Smile when they text you out of the blue. It means they were thinking of you.

Step 4: When there is an event coming up (eg., a party, music festival, movie, etc…) ask them, or agree to go - whichever comes first.

Step 5: Disclose how much fun you had and agree to do it again sometime.

Step 6: Repeat Steps 4-5 a few more times.

Step 7a: Become increasingly confused after somebody else mentions “you’re going out again?” because you don’t know if you’re jut going out on your Friday nights, or if you’re going OUT out.

Step 7b: Be confused because if this IS actual dating, would it be so bad?

Step 7c: Eventually decide that yes, it could (would?) be bad because you don’t want to kiss them goodnight, let alone hold their hand.

Step 8: Have a super fucking awkward conversation and hopefully you’ll end up with a good friend at the end of it. If they react badly, let it go because you’re better off without their entitled ass.

Step 9: Become best friends. Talk about life while eating pizza and drinking beer. Take care of them when they get messy at a party. Have them bring you cold medication and chicken soup when you’re sick. Spend date-less Friday nights actually watching Netflix and chilling. Continue doing date-like things because it IS fun. Roll your eyes whenever somebody asks “sooo what’s going on with you two?”

Step 10: When they meet somebody who they can’t stop thinking about, get as excited as they are. Drill them with questions, encourage them, facebook creep the interest. Genuinely be excited and hope it goes well.

If it goes well, proceed to Step 11.

Step 11a: Meet the SO. If you’re lucky, you’ll like them. If you don’t, try to pretend that you do (unless you have a good reason not to like them, eg. they’re abusive, cheating, etc…but hopefully that won’t be the case).

Step 11b: Get really good at third-wheeling.

Step 12a: Start spending your Friday nights watching Netflix by yourself again. Struggle to find somebody to go to a thing (eg a play) with you, because your go-to person is celebrating their anniversary.

Step 12b: Gradually feel like you can’t talk to them about the deep stuff anymore because you worry that they’ll tell the SO.

Step 12c: Realize how lonely you feel. And then feel guilty for being so selfish.

Step 13: Reach out to old friends to fill that emotional gap in your life. Make new friends. And maybe go back to Step 1 with somebody else.

Step 14: Remain friends. Maybe not best friends anymore, but good friends nonetheless. Stand in their wedding, go to baby showers, be a god-parent. Be genuinely happy for them.

Step 15: Briefly wonder about the what-ifs. Wonder how life would have been different if you’d been attracted to them, if you had tried to date, if you didn’t realize that you were asexual.

Then scoff at the thought. You are and always were better as friends.