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12:11 (28.3.17) 

I don’t know how much i’ve said it in the past months, i’m really sorry for being so inactive. I’ve had a lot going on, exams, moving into another flat etc. I’ve been struggling a lot with my exams…  I’m studying for an exam that is coming up next week in computer science and I don’t know how to learn for it. I’m reading at the moment a book about Java and doing some coding exercices that are in the book. 

  • Teacher: Pay attention.
  • Leo Moon: Why would I 💵PAY💸 something that should be 🤚🏻GIVEN🎁 to ME?! 👁SEE👁, Ms, I will ☠️💀DIE👻💀 without 🙇🏻‍♀️ATTENTION🙇! So 🙅🏻NO🙅‍♂️ I will not be 🛍GIVING🎁 you 🤞MY🤞 🔍ATTENTION🕵️‍♀️ 🕞🕑🕟WHEN🕝🕕🕣 have you DONE ANYTHING to DESERVE it? Huh? THATS 👉🏻RIGHT👉🏻 you HAVENT 💅🏻🤳. Talk🗯 to me 🕙when🕝 you 🔍REALIZE🔎 who I AM 💃🏻💃🏻

Discussions with seven year olds are excellent. Today was: 

“I wish I had a twin.”

“Oh, what would their name be?”

[Child says their own name.] “So they could go to school and tutoring and I could do whatever I want.”

“Ahh. You don’t want a twin, you want a clone. You know what a clone is?”

“No.”

At this point, I’m trying to think of a meaningful difference, and I have to admit, I am not precise in my explanation. Basically, I lie.

“It’s an identical copy of you, and you can give it all your memories and personality. A twin might look like you, but they’d act different. This clone you’d create would be exactly the same.”

“Yep, that’s what I want. Good plan.”

“So, you know, with twins and clones, there’s often an evil one. Would it be you, or the clone?”

“Me, because I like doing dastardly things.” 

And then she full on steepled her fingers and cackled.

:D