facebook-statuses

Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.

I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.

You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.

Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”

You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.

THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”

Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.

I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.

I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.

So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.

I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.

I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.

If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.

straight people find the idea of being in a gay relationship so fucking knee-slappingly hilarious; “hacked” facebook statuses proclaiming “i’m gay lol” are the highest form of humor in their community, as well as being “in a relationship” with their same gender friend, that is the stuff that tickles them to no end “oh my heavens!” said straight larry, wiping a tear from his eye “please, mike, insinuate that we are a homosexual couple rather than heterosexual chums again, what a rollicking good time!!” are they okay 

INFPs I’ve Met (by an INFJ)

What I noticed and observed about them: (3 Males & 2 Females)

  1. They are the introverts with a lot of friends. 
  2. Each of them have some sort of hidden talent that I don’t even know why they keep hidden in the first place. They are just so humble. (It’s annoying– I LOVE THEM). Their hidden talent most likely has something to do with the arts. 
  3. They are writers. The ones I know write blog posts, poetry, witty Facebook statuses, music, and lyrics. Self-expression is definitely a necessity for them.
  4. Two of the INFP males I know have this innocent aura that will make you want to be super nice to them and even take care of them and not bully them even if they look so easy to bully. They’re that pure.
  5. The other INFP male I know looked very tense and jittery before I first talked to him. But once I got him to start talking, he easily opened up. You just gotta reach out first.
  6. Once you reach out to them, they will open up and you’ll discover that they are such cool people with strong opinions and beliefs. (pretty much closet ENFPs)
  7. The two INFP females on the other hand were the ones who seemed loud at first–probably ‘cause they were with their friends–but ended up being really deep and humble people (I love it).
  8. They are nice and civil to everyone. They don’t show it when they dislike someone (however, their close friends will know). They’re just that easygoing, which is why they have a lot of friends. (who are actually just mostly acquaintances to them–but they won’t tell them)
  9. They have such good humor. Especially their sarcasm. AND THE TIMING OF THEIR JOKES IS PERFECT.
  10. When they’re with their friends, you wouldn’t even think they’re introverts. They are so loud and lively with them (mostly the girl INFPs I’ve met are like this–the INFP males on the other hand are more obviously introverted). 
  11. Everyone likes them. I’m serious, what’s not to like? They are such good-hearted and open-minded people (even if they have strong beliefs). Before you know it, you’re completely yourself when you’re around them. They just make you feel homey.
  12. When they’re in a bad mood, they distance themselves. They just don’t want to be a burden, even to their friends. No matter how many times you insist to be there for them, they will shake their heads and handle their problems by themselves. After all, the fight is in their head.
  13. When they present alone in front (in class), they can be the most awkward people ever. But they do have a lot of meaningful things to say. They just aren’t used to taking the stage.
  14. Most of the ones I know suffer with anxiety. This is most likely due to the fact that they feel so deeply and tend to keep it inside–after all, Fi is their most dominant function. 
  15. They are the nicest people ever (even if it’s not all that obvious), but if you hurt them on purpose–they will remember you for it. But they will forgive (on the outside).
  16. They are the life of the party even if they aren’t loud. I don’t know, like when they aren’t present in their group of friends–there is obviously something missing. 
  17. They are good with one-on-one conversations. It’s amazing how even though they aren’t good with big crowds, they have this ability to talk to a stranger for a second and make them feel comfortable (if they want to, that is). 
  18. They are not boring at all. It’s an Ne thing–their second dominant function–that makes them so talkative and animated. If they aren’t talking about something, they’re either making weird sounds to make others laugh or saying funny movie lines aloud (similar to INTPs). 
  19. They are smart. They have their own way of understanding things and they are not clueless–I swear, they know a little about everything. Just give them a topic, and they will have an opinion about it.
  20. They have trouble saying no. I swear, the last thing they want to do is hurt someone. (Unless it’s for justice)  
  21. Music is extremely important to them. The INFPs I know either dance, play guitar, sing, or well–just need their earphones with them everyday to block out the world when they feel like it. 
  22. The vibes they give off, equal to their current mood. They are infectious.

Well, what do you guys think? :)  Agree or disagree?

Masterlist

Jungkook Scenarios

Jungkook the kink explorer ( Jungkook/You) 
Love confession to a Bestfriend
Tomboyish Girlfriend
We Got Married With Jungkook
Descendants Of The Sun ft Kookie as Yoo Si Jin
Jungkook the seductive man
Jeon Jungkook as your Best Friend (list)
Making Love with Jeon Jungkook (list)

JK ROOMMATE AU REVERSED VERSION :

ONE SHOT (1) ONE SHOT (2)

TEXTING SERIES WITH JUNGKOOK : 

My ROOMMATE IS A GIRL????!!!!  (1) (2)

Locked up for five days frustrated  (1) (2)

THE HOLY TREE SIDE BLOG

JK ROOMMATE AU FACTS (1)
JK ROOMMATE AU FT STRUGGLES
JK ROOMMATE AU PICTURE

The First Time With Jeon Jungkook (ongoing)

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5

TRUTH OR DARE (JUNGKOOK)(ongoing)

(Read at your own risk-Implied semi-smut)

PART 1 PART 2

Jungkook Imagines/drabbles 

Going to the arcade with Jungkook
Classmate Jungkook
Jeon Jungkook as your Best Friend (list)
Making Love with Jeon Jungkook (list)
Pocketsized Jungkook and food
Honeymoon with a flustered Jungkook
“Forget about Meme kook,Call me Sexy Kook”
Waking up next to a fluffy bun
“You wish that apple was you”
Rainy Date with Jungkook
When you look spicier than the meal jungkook is having
Dubai Honeymoon with Kookie
Study Sessions With Jungkook
Prince Kook
Jungkook & Taehyung as your Childhood friends
How jungkook would hug you
Jungkook your childhood friend
Jungkook pulling on his necktie
When you hit the Kookie
Visiting Kookie‘s hometown (Busan)
Jealous Kookie
Jungkook coming back from work
Kookie Dough
Jungkook the cop Boyfriend (1) (2)
Picnic With Jungkook
High School Memories
confession
Forhead Kiss
Trip with a Lover
Prom
Sulking Jungkook
Jungkook as Romeo
Jungkook as a chaebol
Mad kookie
(1)
lost in your eyes
After school
Crush & Band aids (3)
Crush (2)
Crush (1)
Cuddling (1)
Jungkook Snapchat Series
Come back home

Easter Bunny
Kiss
White Day

BTS Scenarios

Jungkook the kink explorer ( Jungkook/You)
Don’t go to him! ( Jimin/You)
Love On Weekly Idol ( Jungkook/You)
Love confession to a bestfriend ( Jungkook/You)
Soulmates (Taehyung/You)
Tomboyish Girlfriend (Jungkook/You)
We got Married With Jungkook ( Jungkook/You)
Descendants Of The Sun Scene ( Jungkook as Yoo Si Jin/ You as Kang Mo Yeon)
Travelling ft First love ( Namjoon /You)
Jungkook the seductive man ( Jungkook/You)
My fiancee a.k.a Park Jimin ( Jimin/You)

BTS as your “________” + other stuff

Jungkook sexy moments appreciation (1)

BTS as Kdrama Characters 
BTS as your lab partners (You will cry)
What BTS would smell like
BTS as Girls ( if they were girls - YOU WILL LAUGH I PROMISE)
BTS as Vampires 
BTS as your students ft you as a teacher 
BTS as your kindergarden friends 
Family 
Classmates
Campus Buddies
Roommates
Boyfriends
Your First Kiss
Teachers 

Jeon Jungkook as your Best Friend (list)

Making Love with Jeon Jungkook (list)

BTS as Disney Princes SERIES: 

Yoongi/Namjoon/Jin/Hoseok/Jimin/Taehyung/Jungkook

BTS as your Boyfriends Series :

Jungkook/Yoongi


The Different sides of Jeon Jungkook
Jeon Jungkook’s real height revealed

Halloween costume Ideas Based on BAngtan

BTS Reactions:

BTS REACTION TO YOU BEING GREEK
JUNGKOOK’S REACTION TO YOU BEING VERY CLOSE TO NAMJOON
JUNGKOOK’S REACTION TO YOU STEALING HIS BEANIES 
BTS REACTION WHEN THEY SEE THEIR GF CRYING OVER SOMETHING THEY DID BAD
BTS REACTION TO TO JUNGKOOK ON FLOWER CREW
BTS REACTION TO THEIR BABY SNEEZING SO HARD THEY FALL BACKWARDS
BTS REACTION WHEN YOU SLAP THEIR BUTTS
BTS REACTION WHEN YOU’RE MAKING OUT WITH THEM AND YOUR MOM SUDDENLY OPEN THE DOOR
BTS REACTION WHEN THEY WALK ON THEIR ROOMMATE CHANGING/SHOWERING
BTS REACTION TO A GIRL WHO IS EXACTLY LIKE JUNGKOOK
MAKNAE LINE REACTION TO YOU FLIRTING WITH GUYS ON SNAPCHAT
JUNGKOOK REACTION TO YOU ASKING HIM TO MASSAGE YOUR BOOBS
BTS REACTION WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD
BTS REACTION TO YOU HAVING A FANFIC BLOG
IF BTS HAD THEIR PERIODS
BTS REACTION YOU BEING BISEXUAL
BTS REACTION WHEN THEY ACCIDENTLY WAKE UP IN THE SAME BED AS YOU.
BTS REACTION WHEN THEY GET BACK HOME AND SEE YOU DANCING NAKED TO YOUR JAM.
BTS pulling an all nighter with you.
BTS REACTION TO YOU GIVING THEM THE SILENT TREATEMENT
Jungkook reaction to you hitting him

MOODBOARDS :

TAEKOOK SUNSET MOODBOARD
NAMJOON BLACK AND GOLD MOODBOARD 
JUNGKOOK NEW DAD&MOM MOODBOARD
DARK PRINCE YOONGI MOODBOARD
YOONMIN TRAVEL MOODBOARD
TAEHYUNG NIGHT DATE MOODBOARD
JUNGKOOK DRIVE DATE MOODBOARD
JUNGKOOK MAKING LOVE MOODBOARD
TAEHYUNG CHERRY BLOSSOM DATE MOODBOARD 
JUNGKOOK MORNING MOODBOARD 
TAEYONG RAINY MOODBOARD
JUNGKOOK PRINCE MOODBOARD 
VMIN AUTUMN MOODBOARD
JUNGKOOK RICH CLASSY MOODBOARD 
NAMJOON CUDDLING MOODBOARD
JUNGKOOK BOYFRIEND MATERIAL MOODBOARD 
JUNGKOOK WEDDING MOODBOARD
JIMIN PINK AND BLUE MOODBOARD
YOONGI JACK FROST INSPIRED MOODBOARD 
JUNGKOOK THEME PARK DATE MOODBOARD
THE FIRST TIME AU PT.1 MOODBOARD 


BTS Texting Series :

Childhood Bestie who’s now your Boyfriend Pt.1 Pt.2 (Jungkook)

Your bestfriend Jungkook getting jealous over Jin Pt.1 Pt.2

A MYSTERIOUS TEXT FT JUNGKOOK :  PT.1 PT.2 PT.3 PT.4


BTS Facebook Statuses :

When Jungkook got a date

BTS QUOTES

Taehyung (1) (2)

Jungkook (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Suga (1)

Rapmonster (1)

the signs IMO

aries: can’t fuckin chill for one goddamn second. everythin is a fight to u. stop yelling im 2 metres away from you. maybe i should be 200000 metres away from you BYE. u need to get ur ass kicked. egoistic bastards. they’re not even that egoistic in reality they’re just big fuckin babies but they gotta put on this dumbass mask so nobody can hurt their stupid fragile feelings. suck a fuck arians

taurus: fuckin sloths. ur not as cool as u think u are. stop acting so fuckin chill when i kno ur dyin on the inside. also fuckin leave the house once a while alright. ever heard of vitamin d? didnt think so. bitch. chocolate ice cream is their religion

gemini: DEAR FUCKIN LORD FORBID WE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS. DEAR FUCKIN LORD FORBID I TALK TO U . fuckin blabbing all the fuckin time. 24/7 non stop. can’t chill for 2 secs eve n if it depended on their life. ur like an eastern european old lady at christmas dear god help me. they also leave the house only when the wifi is down. they go to the palce they kno has free wifi. leave me the hell alone two face d bitches

cancer: fuckin cry babies. always the victim and always has a reason to cry. gets offended because the leaves fall from the trees in autumn. tells at least 20 lies a day. manipulates and cries their way through life. probably through sex too. sissy ass little bitches thinkin they the shit. guess what. ur not. fuckin satan in disguise. no t the cool kind of satan tho. 

leo: do u think about anytihng else other than clothes and being in the spotlight? didnt think so . get off social media and get a grip. this isnt fuckin kim kardashian reality tv show. dumbasses. favorite hobby is throwing shade at ppl they kno through statuses on facebook. doesn’t have a life outside of social media unless they get hammered. put s on glitter to go to the store. has 20+ crushes at the same time and gets heartbroken about each and every one. my god. disgusting

virgo: MY FUCiNG GOD. grown up babies. u is not always right. there’s filth in this world too. get over it. and dont bring the vacuum cleaner to the party pls thanx. nobody is interested in shakespeares gay ass poems either. fuck off vorgis. lubes their dick and ass with hand sanitizer

libra: BITCH YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF STATING UR OPINION WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT. real life words i’ve heard come from a libra “have you tried charming them” BUH BYE. fake ass bitches

scorpio: calm down satan princess/ this isnt hell. and its also healthy to let go of grudges. please dont kill me because i dont like cats. also stop staring at people like they killed your family in front of your eyes. fuckin freaks 

sagittarius: def not as cool as you think you are. def not the party animal u say u are. stop bein a fuck up and a little bitch and settle down for ONE FUCKIN THING IN YOUR LIFE. also u not as philosophical as u think, no real facts just fancy vocabulary. likes big words cuz they think it makes them smart. it doesnt. suck my dick sag fags

capricorn: dear fucking lord. all of u stay the FUCK AWAY FROM ME. always ready to fuk u up without even listening to u first. think they kno what u saying before u even say it. they have a funny way of twisting ur words. shows the convos with u to all of their friends. pretentious little fucks. theyre gonna gauge ur eyes out for asking if they r ok when they’re sad. then they gonna flip out cuz ur “never there for them” or “don’t pay attention to them” and then they gonna go like nothing ever happened a while later. fuck u honestly. fuck u in the ass capricorns. fuckin spawns of satan

aquarius: def not emotionless. definitely too fuckin sissy to show their tru emotions. will wear a dress made out of plastic flowers and shit just to show their “UNIQUE INTELLECTUAL REBEL SIDE”. fuck off aquas . fuck off. their world crashes down when their intellectuality and opinions are being questioned . fuck off alright u and ur dumbass lana del ray aesthetics. they prolly run a hipster blog too. ew. definitely has a poster of a sexy alien in their room

pisces: D R A M A QUEENS. attention whores, m y god have you ever heard of privacy????????????????????????? THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT HAVE TO KNO ALL OF UR PERSONAL SHIT. if they got a problem with you theyre gonna drag you to a crowd of ppl and start their shit there. god forbid they talk to you alone about it. they all just wanna be super duper artistic but all they do is fuckin zone out and day dream about some gay shit prolly. i dont know. dont wanna go into their heads. i love and respect myself too much to wanna see whats goin on in a pisces head.  they all post pics of their collar bones and their “90′s pastel grunge torn up jeans” on social media. no matter what happens they are always the victim, and everybody hurts them. fuck off and grow a pair and tell it how it is aight. sick and tired of ur bullshit

Relying on Talent

I, like a lot of the writers I know, was one of those kids. The kids who has a way with words right out of the gate. Up until sixth or seventh grade, I could hold an audience captive just by relating a summary of a movie or the events of my day. Friends told me how poetic my Facebook statuses sounded. I had that raw writing talent. And it almost killed me, creatively.

When you start off with talent, it inevitably fucks you over. Because talent takes you through the easiest part of your writing journey and then it beats the shit out of you, strips you, and dumps your naked body roadside at the foot of the gnarliest mountain, and the only way to get Good at writing is to make it to the other side.

You no longer have Talent’s wheels to take you on your way, so you have to learn for the very first time HOW to write, and you have to do it at the roughest part of your writing journey.

For the writers out there staring up at this mountain, or halfway up and half-dead from exposure, you’re not getting worse at writing. I know it feels like you are. Every step up the mountain, no matter how small, is a step forward. Every break you have to take to rest and heal is necessary and good. Every time you’re attacked by a vicious pack of Negative Reviews, you’re learning and thickening your skin and YOU WILL NOT DIE.

But it doesn’t get easier, not until you’re at the peak of the mountain. Then, depending on your process, you’ll gently work your way down the other side, or you’ll trip and fall and hit every sharp rock on the way down which is faster but way, way more painful.

And it’s a lot of work. It’s always a lot of work. But you will not die. And you will make it.

If you feel like shit and all you want to do is quit, it means you’re close to that peak. What a fucking shame it would be to give up now. So fuck talent and get to work.

things the signs are prone to do

aries: sit and watch the shopping channels because they actually find it entertaining

taurus: call someone stupid and then fall over

gemini: talk about a day out they had with their grandma 2 years ago

cancer: have a weird playlist of songs that are meant to be guilty pleasures but they don’t find them to be guilty pleasures

leo: get offended by someone breathing

virgo: laugh at someone choking

libra: daydream but don’t realise they’re actually staring at someone whilst they’re doing it

scorpio: always let people know that they know it all even though no one cares

sagittarius: post cringey statuses on facebook

capricorn: tell people straight and mean it but it’s actually really funny

aquarius: scream really loud at a tiny bug floating by

pisces: shamelessly roast people

I am not one to make tumblr rants, but I am going to now because I am so frustrated by the lack of response the queer community has had about the Chicago Dyke March. An event that is supposed to be inclusive and celebrate diversity literally kicked several women out for being too visibly Jewish. Why isn’t there any outrage about this? Why are we not deserving of your anger? I have consistently found within the queer community and the left in general that whenever antisemitism occurs within our ranks, no one gives a shit. Jewish people should not be the only people upset by this, and yet the only articles I have seen written about this were by Jews. The only angry Facebook statuses I have seen about this were by Jews. The only people who continue to talk about why this is a problem two days later are Jews.

When I went to Pride, someone held up a poster saying “Antisemitism is an LGBTQ issue.” It’s clear to me now that even though it should be, our community couldn’t care less about antisemitism. And your apathy is antisemitic.

Social Media

(Feb 11 prompt, @softkent)

(One of these days I’ll actually get them done on time. One day)


“You want to do what?” Nursey asked.

“Change our status on facebook,” Dex repeated.

“Like, our relationship status?”

“Yes Derek, our relationship status. I thought you wanted to tell people.” Dex rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.

“Uh, I do, but you don’t. And you hate facebook relationship statuses.” Nursey stared at Dex. “Did you get bodysnatched or something?”

“No, I just - it seemed practical. The fastest way to tell everyone.” To anyone watching them, it would have looked like Dex was looking at Nursey, but Nursey could tell Dex was focused on a spot just over his shoulder.

“A little impersonal though, right, your words?” Nursey couldn’t help poking at the issue.

“Okay fine, if you don’t want to, we don’t have to.” Dex huffed and crossed his arms.

“No, Dex, I want to,” Nursey reaches across the table to take Dex’s hand. “I’m just confused about why you’ve suddenly changed your mind.”

Dex takes a deep breath. “It’s going to sound stupid.”

“Hey, you can tell me. No judgement zone.” Nursey said soothingly, stroking his thumb across the back of Dex’s hand.

“That would be a first,” Dex snorted. “It’s just, ugh, every time I call home someone is asking me when I’m going to get a girlfriend. Like, when I said I was bisexual, apparently none of them registered the fact that I like guys. Or that I’m dating a guy, because I literally talked about you the entire time I was home at Christmas. So I just… I just want them to see that I’m happy.”

“I make you happy?” Nursey asked, a soft smile on his face.

“Ew Nurse, don’t get sappy,” Dex wrinkled his face in disgust. “I like you, don’t make a big deal about it.”

“I am sappy though,” Nursey declared, dropping a kiss on the back of his hand.

“Ugh,” Dex pulled his hand away from Nursey and wiped it on his pants. “Nurse, we’re like… in public.”

“We’re at the haus, we’re not in public.”

“Same difference.”

“Sorry,” Nursey apologized. “I’ll keep the sappy to a minimum.”

“Not-” Dex tilted his head, thinking. “Not a minimum, just like, in private? I like it, I just… like when it’s just us.”

“I can do that.”

“Thanks. So, facebook status?”

“Sure, whenever you want. How about you change it and I can just confirm it or whatever?” Nursey suggested.

“Cool.”

“Hey,” Nursey bumped him with his shoulder. “You make me happy too.”

lovinglaurens  asked:

akshsisv pls share ur autistic alexander hamilton headcanons with me??? I want to write him in my next fic!!!!!!

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- volume control? whos that? never heard of her
- stim toy goblin with 9 drawers full of Stim Stuff
- [flops near a person] lie down on top of me for 6 hours please
- gets stuck in an activity…spends 8 hours popping bubble wrap if u let him…
- whats “stopping doing x to eat”? never heard of her
- time is fake so its ok to stay up until 7am and then sleep til 4pm
- yknow whats a good time? peace and quiet
- echolalia….Internal and Vocal…
- a Tone? On MY Internet? It’s More Likely Than You’d Think
- alternatively, That Sure Is a Tone, But Which One? Idk But I’m Anxious and Ready To Fight Now
- You Said We Were Going To Fight and I am Here But You’re Not And I’d Like to Know Why You Would Just Tell Lies on The Internet?
- [repeats lines from whatever hes writing out loud for 4 straight hours] [someone else reads the thing he’s writing like 8 hours later] “ohhh……that’s why…”
- gives good n firm hugs
- looks like 3 inches to the left of anyone he talks to
- headphones (is anything playing? we don’t know but they sure are on)
- [cuts off the arms of strangers if Touch occurs]
- Gullible? Me? ……..Yes, Definitely, But I Feel Called Out and Defensive Now
- same song on repeat for 5 weeks. “can we listen to something else” “no” “but” “no”
- AUTISTIC SAMEFOODING….like 2 things he will always default to if hes gotta Eat and he cba to think abt what to make
- dont touch his food he’ll Cry
- If I Pause Writing To Eat I Will Never Finish Writing So I Can’t Take A Break, Sorry
- sarcasm is fine from 4 and half specific people. the rest of them? Hmm
- abrupt nonverbal shutdowns that seemingly come out of nowhere
- routines but like. in a way that are not very obvious to other people? like his sleep schedule is a MESS but if u take 1 piece of broccoli off his plate before he has the chance to eat? he Will cry. He Was Going To Eat It Now Everything Is Messed Up. Forever.
- trouble making friends bc 1. whats the point of other people and 2. difficult they dont Understand
- [creeps around the house on his toes and doing the Autistic Raptor Hands]
- “hmm whats this” [puts it in mouth]
- a Gender? In MY House? I Dont Think So!
- [repeats the same thing 9 times in a row] WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING/PAYING ATTENTION
- [teddy bear/inanimate object gets Hurt] oh no….o hhn n oo,,, ,.. oh nn n o o,,,.
- bad sensory feeling: [occurs] him: [Angry Flailing]
- if he likes u he will message u nonstop. it’s 4am? too bad. heres a picture of 2 birds in a swing. look at him go, liking all ur facebook statuses and tweets.
- i could go on. forever.

Competitive Edge (Jungkook x Reader)

In which Jeon Jungkook may just as well be Jeon Jung–cocky.

based off of some earlier drabbles and more or less dedicated to @fanficsandnochill (see note at bottom yo)

fluff, 6.1k words, jungkook/reader, college + rival au


You stumble along the hallway, nearly tripping over–well, nothing, in your half-asleep stupor. You stifle a yawn. Mornings, you decide, are clearly not your thing. Morning classes even less so.

“Oh, hello there.”

And as it turns out, your morning class just became even less of your thing. Way worse. You tense and turn and look at Jungkook, who smirks at you as the two of you walk through the doors.

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The Black Envelope: Letters of Love

PART FOUR of The Black Envelope series

OTHER PARTS: Sehun | Jongin | Joonmyeon | … | Chanyeol | Minseok | Baekhyun | Jongdae | Yixing

Originally posted by smileysoo

Do Kyungsoo (D.O of EXO) x Reader

Genre: Fluff; Arranged Marriage/Soulmate!AU

Summary: Who knew it was possible to fall in love with someone through letters? 

Word Count: 3,9K


Do Kyungsoo was always a bit different from other kids his age. He wasn’t exactly a social butterfly, nor was he an excellent student (as much as that disappointed his parents), nor a very good sportsman. He was just the plain boring lonely Kyungsoo.

By the time he reached his teenage years, even he gave up on ever getting a girlfriend. It seemed he was destined to be forever lonely. No girls his age ever looked at him. It wasn’t until his 14th birthday that he finally found hope.

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