facebook is the moriarty to tumblr's sherlock holmes

Tumblr vs. Facebook (Sherlock Edition)

When I get a new follower on Tumblr:

When I get a new friend on Facebook:

When someone unfollows me on Tumblr:

When someone unfriends me on Facebook:

When someone messages/sends me asks on Tumblr:

When someone messages me on Facebook: 

When someone asks if I have a Tumblr:

When someone asks if I’m on Facebook: