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I came across a discussion of lymond fanfic on one of the DD facebook groups, and found this gem in the comments:

“honestly i feel like if there IS any lymond fanfiction out there, it was all written by jerott blyth
Under an assumed name, of course
in a small leatherbound book he keeps under his pillow
marthe has known about the diary since day 1, she makes a bowl of popcorn and reads it once a week when jerott is away.
UM HEY ADAM WHAT’S A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH JEROTT? (why do u ask) HAHAH NO REASON I’M FINE EVERYTHING’S FINE I’M NOT IN LOVE WITH LYMOND
“Observations on Lymond), by JBKnight
chapter 1: watching his hands…
chapter 2: dreams of cornflower
chapter 3: Marthe found this, so now I have to write in code
chapter 4: I am both incredibly straight and in love with my wife (who looks just like Lymond, which IS NOT RELEVANT WHY WONT ANYONE BELIEVE ME)
anyway chapter 5: I would kiss every one of your scars “