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Study and Going Steady - Jeff Atkins Smut

Jeff Atkins x reader

Request: I was wondering if you could do a smut on Jeff Atkins about y/n coming to his house while his parents are away and we want to “Study” but things go another certain way

WARNINGS: Fluff, smut, cursing

Originally posted by knightlley

“I’m heading out now mom!” I scream as I head for the door.

“Okay hun, text me when you get to his house, love you!”

I say a quick love you too as I lock the door and jog to my car. I’m happy cause I’m staying the night at my boyfriend Jeff’s house. His first game can be next Friday if he passes his upcoming test so I promised him I will help him study before we binge watch cringy romance movies. As I pulled into his car, I noticed his parents car isn’t there. I forgot they went away on a business trip for the weekend. I knock on the door and as soon as it opens I’m welcomed by his lips.

“Hey beautiful” he smiles.

“Hello hunnybun” I joke as I walk into his living room.

“Oh gosh, let me stick to the cute names” he laughs as he jumps on the couch.

“Whatever you say boo bear” I smile as I sit down and put my legs on his lap. 

“Did you bring everything for the night?”

“Yep textbooks, pencils, pajamas, charger, hair ties, underw-”

“You don’t have to tell me everything babe” he laughs

“Yeah yeah when do you want to start studying?”

“Uh how about you go upstairs change into your pjs while I get us some food then we can start.”

 I nod my head and take my bag to his room. He has such a modest, but boyish room. I change into my clothes, purposely bringing the tight shorts and tank top Jeff loves so much. I throw my hair in a messy ponytail and get our books out.

“So I brought some classic chips and popco-”

He stopped and made no effort to hide the fact that he was staring right at my ass. That made me blush as I tried to pull down the already revealing shorts.

“And y-you expect us to study with you wearing that?”

“Wearing what?” I ask innocently as I turn away from him to put the rest of the books on the bed. I then felt his breath behind me as he grabbed my waist and pulled my back towards him. 

“This” He said and started kissing my neck and went from my waist to my breast, knowing I don’t wear a bra to bed. A light moan escaped my mouth as I put my hands over his. I felt him smirk on my neck and I almost forgot what we were suppose to do.

“Babe babe babe” I squirm from his grip as I turn to face him and peck his lip. 

“I love you, but we really need to study so I can cheer you on at Friday’s game”

he sighed, but he knew I was right. “Fine fine, but your missing out” he jokes as he slaps my butt. 


“Jeff pay attention!”

“I am babe I swear”

“Which president wrote the Declaration of Independence then?”

“Um.. Abraham Jefferson?”

“Yeah, no this studying is over, I hope your going to enjoy watching the game on the bleachers with me.” I start closing our books and Jeff grabbed my hands.

“I’m sorry babe, I just can’t stop looking at you that’s all, it’s easy for Jensen to tutor me because he isn’t my hot girlfriend.”

“Shall I dress up like Clay then?”

“No no no” he laughs.

“Then what do you want to do?”

he bits his lip and looks at me up and down as he climbs on top of me. he leans down to my ear and kisses it, “you” he whispers.

I can’t help but moan at how sexy that sounded and push him down onto the bed. I attack his mouth, not that he had a problem. He grab my thighs and squeeze them. I wrap my arms around his neck to deepen the kiss. his hands travel to my butt as his slides his hands inside my shorts. I rub against his pants and start to feel his bulge coming on. He starts groaning and I smile against his lips. He stops kissing only to remove our shirts and turn me over. He starts to slowly kiss my neck, knowing I hate it.

“Jeff stop teasing” I wine.

“Sorry baby” he smirks.

He started to harshly suck on my sweet spot and I moan into his neck. He then goes to one of my breast and starts sucking on my nipple while massaging the other and then switching. I squirm under him, grabbing his brown hair just wanting to feel him already.

“Babe, I want you already” I wine

“In just a second” he smiles as his kisses travel to my thighs. he pulls my shorts down painfully slow, making me a groaning mess. he laughs at my reaction and comes back up to kiss me. I feel vulnerable being completely naked under him so I tug on his sweats so he gets the idea which he does. He pulls them down and went back to sweetly kissing me. I then feel his hands go in between my legs and I suck in my breathe. He circles his fingers around my clit and I try hard not to moan.

“Oh my go- Jeff!”

he bits his lip as he watches me come undone under him. I buckle my hips into his fingers and just need to feel him. 

“Jeff please..” I whimper with my eyes a shut. 

He doesn’t make me ask again as he grabs one of his condoms from inside his nightstand and slide it on. I can’t help but stare at his huge member and grab it in my hand, knowing he likes me to put it towards my entrance. He groans from my touch and kisses me passionately. He positions himself and stops kissing to look at me.

“Are you ready babe?”

I smile at him for always asking before he did anything. I nod my head and he slowly pushes himself into me. I moan and grab his arm as he stretches me. When he’s all the way in, he stops so I can adjust to him. He starts to slowly thrust into me and I wrap my arms around his neck.

“Fu-Jeff- my god” I moan. He takes my moans as his que to go faster. He takes my legs and wraps them around his waist as he starts quickly thrusting to me. I start to lose air from his speed. I dig my nails to his back and come close to almost screaming.

“Jeeeeeff! Fuck! my gosh!!” He puts one off my legs on his shoulder to deepen himself and goes faster. I moan with every pound he gives me. He’s a groaning mess as he whispers curse words with sweat coming down his forehead. His grip on my waist tightens as his thrust become more sloppy. 

“Babe I-I’m about to-”

I moan over his words as his thrust still didn’t slow down, but only got faster. I felt my stomach tighten as now both of my legs are over Jeff’s shoulders, feeling all of him. 

“Je- I c-can’t” before I can finish I came undone under him.

“Fuck y/n” his thrusts got sloppier as he rode out his high, putting my legs down and kissing my forehead. he slid out of me and collapsed onto the bed next to me. Both of us breathing hard, he turned over so that he was facing towards me and wrapped his arms around my bare torso. He started tracing small circles on my side and pecked my lips.

“If this is whats gonna happen every time we study, I don’t mind sitting on the bleachers” he lazily smiles.

“Well I’m not, your playing next game so text Clay”

“Fine, later” he sighs. 

He looks in my eyes and smiles “I love you babe”

“I love you too munchkin” I smile

“What did I say with the names!”

dancing-thru-clouds  asked:

So wait. Uncle Popeye got beat up by a gamecock? Aren't those things like, three pounds soaking wet?


Popeye got beat up by an AMERICAN WOODCOCK, which is…  I’ll allow this video to explain:

They walk like that because any reasonable carnivore looks at that and goes “That can’t possibly be food.”  They’re also called “Timberdoodles” have nearly rear-facing eyes, upside-down brains, and go “PrrrEENT”.  They’re basically real-life cuddly cryptids,

and they’re like, 8 ounces. Tops.


Popeye got it into his head that he should train Grandma’s weirdo terrier mix “Spooky” to be a bird Dog, mostly because grandpa wouldn’t go hunting with him after Popeye shot him in the foot.  Grandma, already having two children, two normal cats, a profoundly stupid cat, a canary and a tarantula to look after, decided to let Spooky go with him.  

“She’ll be good supervision for him.”  grandma said.

We’re not sure what made Popeye think Spooky would be a good bird dog, because if all the dogs of the world were one together, what was left over was Spooky, to paraphrase my favorite Celtic fairy tale.  She was about 35lbs of smooth-coated solid black with long legs and half a tail.  She was named “Spooky” for the white patch on her chest that grandma said looked like a ghost late at night.  Spooky never barked, only made agitated garbage disposal noises and whistle-snorts.

But off into the Ohio Woods Popeye goes with Spooky, who is less than thrilled with this because she’d been a stray before, and was now very pleased with this new life of couches, indoor heating and fattening table scraps.  She does Not Like the woods.  The woods are cold and wet and full of ticks and she’d rather be at home, under the radiator perhaps.  

Eventually, they come across a woodcock, not in the woods but in the parking lot of the 7-11 after getting lost in the woods and deciding to get a slurpee and hot dog instead.  Spooky is halfway through eating her hot dog, sees the Woodcock derping along, and decides that Processed meat is better than whatever the fuck that is, and goes back to her hot dog.

Popeye decides to *demonstrate* what Spooky is supposed to do… by getting on his hands and knees and trying to jump on the woodcock to catch it with his mouth.

Spooky decided that this is madness, and goes home to collect my grandmother to come save his ass.  This was impressive, as spooky had no sense of direction and a slurpee cup stuck on her face when she arrived. 

By the time Grandma got down there, Popeye had gotten clawed in the face, pecked directly in the eye, eaten pavement, had the police called on him, and broke his wrist.

She did, however, get to see the bird as it came down from the roof.  It perched on his ass, Prreent-ed, and shat on him.

tight spaces.

Originally posted by esgaroths

steve x reader 

warnings: swearing, basically pure fucking smut, choking.

prompt: getting stuck in a closet with steve rogers and his tight pants while on a mission.

A/N: once again, this is just pure unedited smut so here you go. feel free to send in requests. :-)

“you better not fucking leave me!” you hissed, gripping steve by the arm and looking him dead in the eyes.

“i wasn’t leaving, i was just going to check if the coast is clear.” he grumbled, rolling his eyes.

“of course it’s not fucking clear, there’s hydra agents all over the fucking place, you dumb fuck!” your heart beat was erratic as you dug your nails into his arm, glaring at him.

“there’s no need for that!” steve announced, just to be shushed by you.

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yoongi: hyung your dad jokes are actually funny
jin: really?
yoongi: haHA no not really april fools!

yoongi: hyung i think you’re more handsome than kim soo hyun
jin: why thanks yoon-
yoongi: HAH you fell for that? april fools!

yoongi: hyung i like you
jin: ha ha yeah april fools whatever yoongi
yoongi: april fools ended thirty minutes ago
jin: oh
yoongi: that kiss wasn’t a joke either
jin: oh

Nct 127's reaction to their s/o being upset because they don't kiss her

Request: NCT dream or 127 reaction to their girlfriend getting pouty and whiny when they don’t kiss her

A/N: my heart is weak for this, it’s so cute aw- and i decided to do 127 unit, i hope you don’t mind!



Would apologise right away and feel bad but at the same time, find it cute that you wanted his kisses so badly. You’d catch him smiling slightly to him when you pout, but he does it so lowkey you hardly ever notice. But he finds it super cute that you get clingy like these at times and becomes 10× more affectionate to you, often showering you with hugs after you start whining or pouting.

“aw someone’s whiny today”

“i havent seen you in a week, i miss you and your kisses :-(”

“come here, i’d give you all the kisses you want”

Originally posted by taeiloves


Adores it A LOT, and likes to tease you about it. Ends up giggling and smiling to himself because he finds it cute how you get upset over these small little things, and he feels loved and appreciated because he knows you love his kisses. His teasing could go on forever but he eventually always gives in because he’s soft for your pouting.

“ooo someone’s upset she can’t kiss me”

“shut up johnny”

“well if you want kissed you must be able to reach me first”

“you’re so mean-”

“/leans down quickly to peck your lips/”

Originally posted by nakamotens


Becomes a shy ball and would be a little flustered at first, but internally he’d also find it funny as he’s the pouty and whiney one most of the time. Softens right away and like Taeil, would become even more affectionate than before. Although he doesn’t show it, he loves it when you act like that because it shows how much you love him.

“aw babe don’t pout”

“but you ignored my kiss just now”

“come here, let me make it up to you”

Originally posted by nakamotens


Teasing you 24/7 about it. He isn’t afraid to show that he loves it and he’d purposely avoid kisses so as to see that side of you. And would attack you with kisses at the most random times because he loves seeing your expressions. This guy seriously Smiles non stop and would get all fuzzy and happy because he feels loved by you, which at the same time, makes him more cuddly than he already is.

“you want a kiss? no hehe”

“yuta you suck”

“oh… then all the more you don’t deserve a kiss /sticks tongue out/”

“so mean”

five minutes later and he attacks you with a big hug and pecks your face all over with that bright smile of his

Originally posted by y-ta


Would act like he’s annoyed with you and probably whines back too but in fact he enjoys it and finds it cute and adorable. Would purposely frown and act like his mad, making you feel bad but then he flashes you his gummy smile and hugs you. Tries to act cool™ by always avoiding your kisses when in reality he’s weak for them and his heart is beating like crazy whenever you do it.

“you’re so annoying, why are you so whiney today omg”

“you know why doyoung”

“what? i don’t know”

and when you glare at him, he softens and leans in to give you a kiss

Originally posted by hey-uta


Brightest sunshine!! Giggles to himself a lot and won’t stop smiling at your actions, calling you cute and adorable. At times he likes teasing you and making you pout more but other times he gives in and ends up showering you with kisses, hugs and pecks on your face. Loves it most when you act like that because he knows you truly love him and his kisses, and he’d be more than willing to give you more.

“babe you’re so cute”

“yeah if i was maybe you shouldn’t have ignored my kiss”

“aw someone’s upset”

“come im sorry, let me give you all the kisses i can right now”

Originally posted by neotechs


Another shy ball and wouldn’t know what to do, other than just giggle and pinching your cheek as he finds it super cute. Only teases you occasionally but still manages to be the sweet person he is. Eventually kisses you and you’d notice how he’d blush and smile brightly to himself, as his eyes stare at you lovingly.

“it’s been two days since i saw you :-(”

“do you miss me that much?”

“of course, especially your kisses”

“hehe come here”

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts


This clueless bun actually thought you were genuinely upset with him, he’d apologise sincerely and it’s so adorable you end up laughing and giggling because how is he so pure??? But after time goes by he notices it a lot and finds it really cute, and as he’s shy, he doesn’t show it so he’d giggle to himself softly whenever he sees you pouting.

“goodness, im so sorry, i’ll kiss you now!!”

“really? aw”

“anything for my princess don’t be upset!!”

“im not upset omg you’re so cute-”

Originally posted by neotechs


Another one who would tease you for it and would also act like he’s mad but on the inside he’s all fuzzy and screaming because he loves it a lot. Would play hard to get like Yuta, but always end up failing because he gives in to your pouts- it’s one of his weaknesses. From time to time, he’d avoid your kisses so he can see you act like these, but most of the time he’s the clingy and affectionate one.

“someone’s being so clingy today”

“you’re like that too shut up”

“ooo there goes your kiss bye”

“i hate you”

“/giggles and pecks you on the cheek/ i lovd you too”

Originally posted by donghyukslee

Fights & Forgiveness

Originally posted by marorra

Anon requests: hii!! love your writing! i was just wondering if i could have an imagine where the reader and jughead are dating and where the reader, archie, and jughead have been friends for a long time but they don’t talk to archie as much (because of the falling out between jughead and archie.) and one day maybe jug and her get into a fight and all she wants is to talk to archie about it ? and fluff at the end please! idk if that makes any sense but i thought it would be cute to read. thank you so much!

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Description: After fighting with Jughead, (Y/N) turns to an old friend

Warnings: none

Word count: 919

A/N: ugh guys I’m so sorry I’ve been so inactive this past week and a half.  I’ve had so much to deal with school and music, and i’ve also had a serious case of writer’s block. hopefully I’ll be able to write more stuff soon, and until then, enjoy!

Jughead and I stood at my locker, talking about his novel.

“I just want to investigate a bit more tonight,” he told me as I pulled out my textbook.  “We can go to Pop’s after.”

“That’s fine with me,” I nodded, gently shutting my locker.  “I just don’t know if tonight is good for me.  I have to work on an English project, so I may have to skip out on the sleuthing.”  

“That’s okay,” he shrugged. “I’ll just come to Pop’s when I’m done.” I smiled and nodded, wrapping my arm around his as we began our trek down the school hallway.  Our conversation continued, but Jughead abruptly stopped talking when Archie walked past us.  The atmosphere grew tense for a moment as the two boys locked eyes.  Once he passed, Jughead returned back to normal.

“You know,” I steered away from our conversation topic, “you should talk to him.”

“I know,” Jughead agreed. “But I just… I can’t.  Not yet.”  I nodded in understanding and said nothing more about the subject.  Archie Andrews had been a sensitive topic ever since he flaked on Jughead to go on their road trip.  Even though Archie was one of my closest friends, I knew that because Jughead was my boyfriend, I had to take his side.  Which meant that I barely spoke to Archie anymore.

“So I’ll see you tonight?” I confirmed once Jughead and I stopped in front of my classroom.  He smiled and nodded.

“Of course.”

I arrived at Pop’s at around five o’clock, knowing that Jughead would come a bit later.  Pulling out my English binder, I began to work on my project.  

I finished the project three hours later, and Jughead had still not shown up.  Worriedly, I checked my phone for what felt like the millionth time. My leg bounced with anticipation as I drummed my fingers against the diner table, my eyes never leaving the entrance.  Jughead was almost always late to our dates, but never by this much.  I was about to call him when my phone buzzed.  Quickly, I unlocked it and checked my messages. Jughead had just texted me:

Sorry, sleuthing went late.  Not gonna make it to Pop’s tonight

Frustrated, I packed up my things and immediately left the diner.

“What the hell?” I stomped up to Jughead the next morning at school.  He looked at me with wide eyes.

“What?” he asked.

“Why the hell weren’t you at Pop’s last night?” I clarified, clenching my teeth.

“I told you, I was investigating.”

“That’s what you always say!” I furiously flung my hands.

“Because that’s what it always is,” he retorted.  “What, do you think I’m cheating on you?”

“No!” I yelled.

“Then why are you getting so worked up over this?”

“Because you always do this to me,” I seethed.  “You say you’re gonna investigate the murder but promise to meet me at the diner later, and every time I fall for it.  Every night I sit and wait for hours in the diner for you, but you never show up.  Do you know how pathetic that makes me look?”

“If you’re so upset about what people think about you, then don’t bother waiting for me at Pop’s!” Jughead retaliated.

“Trust me, I won’t,” I scoffed and stormed off.

That night, I sat in my room, toying with my phone.  My finger hovered over the call button, just wanting to talk and apologize.  Finally, I built up the courage and pressed the green button.

“Hello?” he asked confusedly.

“Hey, Archie,” I sniffled. “Can we talk?”

“And now I don’t know what to do.  Should I talk to him?  Or should I wait for him to talk to me?” I finished crying about what happened between me and Jughead.  Archie and I sat at a booth in Pop’s.  When I called him, I explained why I hadn’t been talking to him recently.  With complete understanding, Archie offered to meet me at the diner and catch up.

“I mean, he’s the one in the wrong here,” he shrugged.  “If he’s not gonna come up to you and apologize, it’s not worth it.”

“I just…” I stifled a sob, “I just don’t want to lose him over this.  We’ve been through so much.”

“He’ll come,” Archie assured me.  “I promise.” I smiled at my friend, happy to have him back in my life.  Our conversation drifted to more casual topics, such as school and Archie’s music. Suddenly, the bell on the diner door jingled, signaling that a new customer had entered.  I didn’t look up, but I did once the newcomer approached our table.  

It was Jughead.

“I’m sorry,” he said, looking between me and Archie.

“To who?” I inquired sharply.

“Well… both of you,” he sighed, “but Archie already knows.”  I sent a puzzled look towards Archie, causing him to nod.  


“He came up to me,” Archie answered on behalf of Jughead, “right after your fight.  He apologized for not talking to me, and I apologized for flaking on our road trip.”

“(Y/N), I’m so sorry,” Jughead apologized again.  “I’ve been so invested in investigating Jason’s murder that I’ve completely neglected our relationship.”

“Jug…” I trailed off, unable to finish my sentence.  Instead, I stood up, wrapped my arms around his neck, and kissed him.  He smiled into the kiss, and we pulled away after a minute.

“So that means you forgive me?” he asked with a smile etched on his face.  I grinned and pecked his lips.

“Of course.”

how pentagon kisses their s/o

how would ptg kiss their s/o?  - anon


  • tbh with jinho, i don’t think kissing would occur very much bc he’s the type of person that doesn’t really seek physical contact if he’s in a relationship. but he can be a very romantic kisser when he does kiss you. his kisses would contain his feelings for you and it would really just mean a lot. after a kiss, he would most likely give you a really cute smile before pecking your lips once more. overall it would just be really cute.


  • kisses with hui are very memorable bc they would be sweet. he would definitely cup your face gently with one hand, while the other is wrapped around your waist. he tries to make every kiss with you special to let you know how much he loves you. and bc of this, you look forward to his kisses every now and then. it would just be very natural between you two. 


  • definitely a passionate kisser. his kisses always prove one point: that you’re his and only his. most of the time, it’s hongseok that initiates the kiss first and when he does kiss you, he’ll have both his hands around your waist. if the kiss gets deeper, and he uses tongue, he would let his hands wander around your body.


  • he loves to tease. he would kiss you when you two are cuddling in bed under all the blankets and it would just be the sweetest thing bc you two would just close yourselves off from the rest of the world. he seems like the type to enjoy lazy kisses, so his lips will most likely be moving lazily against yours before biting your lower lip. 


  • kisses would just come very naturally with shinwon. he doesn’t even think about when or how to kiss you, he’ll just go for it. just like hongseok, he would be very passionate. and between you two, there would be so much intimacy. his hand would be cupping your chin, and you would just love the way you feel the warmth of his breath against your skin.

Yeo One

  • i think his kisses would be very playful. his kisses are just so soft and loving that you can’t help but smile and giggle into the kiss. in between kisses however, he would probably pull away and randomly give you an eskimo kiss. which would be sooo cute. there would be a lot of eye contact as well as long, meaningful hugs.


  • everything yanan does would just seem so innocent, him kissing you especially. i think for him, it would take a while until he finally kisses you bc he wants to pour his soul into it just for you. he’ll kiss your cheek and your forehead as a sign of affection before he goes for your lips. but he would be so shy afterwards.


  • with yuto, i think he would be very smooth when initiating a kiss. he wouldn’t think and plan out his kisses very much, but rather he would just kiss you when he felt like it. which are at the most randomest times. to you, these type of kisses would be so unexpected but fun and loving at the same time.


  • this guy would be the most sweetest and playful amongst the members. i think he would be the type to cover your face with gentle, little pecks while giggling in between. at times when you’re laughing at his jokes, he would suddenly kiss your lips just bc he thinks you’re so adorable. basically, your kisses with him would be so cute.


  • i feel like he’ll definitely be nervous whenever he wants to give you a kiss. but when he does kiss you, they would be very gentle. he would always make you feel safe and protected in his arms and you would really love this. i feel like he’ll start to become more confident and enthusiastic once he gets the hang of it.

anonymous asked:

Could you do a little fic of some sort with Noctis' sister dating Ignis and ignis proposing, and it being a big deal in the kingdom with their beloved princess getting married, maybe nsfw? Of course you do what cha want with this request if you choose to write anything like this, anyway thanks for your time, love your work, you're a very talented writer!


Ignis x fem!Reader
Word Count: 2,789

Have I ever mentioned how the “Noct’s older sister” trope is one of my favourites when it comes to FFXV fics? I love love love it. So here is some fluff and a touch of smut, but also some feelings because I love writing tender moments. 

Tagging some friends! @iinkpools @chocobro-daydreams @ladyscientia <3 Enjoy!

When Ignis had invited you over to his apartment for dinner, you thought nothing of it. He cooked for you all the time, always had a new recipe that he wanted you to try, so you went over to his apartment after a council meeting with your father.

Your phone buzzed in your pocket as you rode the elevator up. It was from your younger brother, Noctis. You checked it and quirked an eyebrow. All he had sent was a photo of him and Prompto, exaggeratedly winking at the camera. You rolled your eyes and put your phone back into your purse and walked out of the elevator once it had reached Ignis’ floor.

You knocked on the door and when Ignis opened it, you saw that he was dressed in a suit. You glanced down at your clothes, an ordinary black asymmetrical top and ripped up jeans, and then back to his formal attire.

“Something tells me I’m underdressed.”

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How the Batboys would take care of their PMSing S/O- Jason Todd

“Jay, where’s the pain medicine?” you asked while searching the cabinets in the kitchen. “Did you use it up last night?”

“Check the back of the tea cabinet!” he shouted from the bathroom.

“Thanks, Jay!” you said and shut the cabinet you were looking in.  “You’re about to become my bitch mother nature.”

You walked over to the tea cabinet and opened it, searching for the holy grail of pain medicine you kept in the apartment for occasions like this and when Jason had intense wounds from patrol.  Shoving tea boxes out of the way, you grasped the medicine and popped open the bottle.  Without grabbing something to drink, you swallowed the pills dry and walked over to the sink.  You turned on the faucet and took a quick sip before turning it off.  Without a warning, Jason crept behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, making you sigh.

“Why are you always the perfect temperature?” you asked and leaned up against him. “I’m really curious if you could adjust your body heat.”

Jason smirked, “I could if I didn’t have my clothes on.”

“Jason!” you laughed and lightly slapped his chest.  “I would like to take up your offer, but I’m waiting for the pain medicine to kick in.”

“That time of the month again?” he asked and buried his face into your neck.

“Yup,” you replied.  “Mother nature’s a complete bitch.”

“Don’t let her hear you say that, (Y/N).  She might curse you even more,” he warned jokingly.

“Please, Jay, don’t underestimate a woman’s pain tolerance,” you said and turned around to face him, pecking his lips. “Is the offer still valid?”

“Maybe,” he said and wiggled his eyebrows.

You snorted,”Well if that’s a yes, I’m going to go take a shower and you’re joining me.”

“Yes, ma'am!” Jason saluted and ran to your shared bedroom.

“You are such a dork.”

“But I’m your dork.”


Coming Home

A/N: classic gif is classic. Wrote this months ago. Enjoy!

“So I’ve just left the airport and I’m now driving back to the old flat and it’s weird as much as I loved being back in warm America I missed chilly London. Anyway this probably won’t be the best piece of the vlog diary, since I’m already jetlagged and no one’s even home.” I stopped talking but let the video record until I reached a red light and stopped the capture. Sighing, I turned down familiar roads as I made my way from Heathrow. Luckily traffic wasn’t as bad today, so I wouldn’t have to spend an hour sitting even more. In fact, I was already pulling off the freeway and heading east. My phone buzzed, and I saw Dan had texted.

You almost here? Phil’s out and I’m bored.

His message was signed with the little green frog emoji. I shook my head in annoyance but felt surprisingly giddy. I hadn’t seen my boyfriend in almost two weeks. I saw our flat, and finally pulling into a space around the block, I parked my car and started recording again.

“So, Dan just texted me and said he’s home and bored, of course, so maybe we’ll go out later when Phil gets back. For now..” I pulled the camera from it’s little hands free holder, “let’s finally go home.”

I kept it recording though I placed my camera down to open the trunk and grab my suitcase. Locking my car and pulling out my keys, I opened the door to our space. Mindful of neighbors, I crept quietly upstairs. I couldn’t hear anything on the television and the entire floor seemed empty. I placed my suitcase in the living room to deal with later. I also shed my jacket and headed for Dan’s room.

Walking in, I saw him. He was lounging in bed with his computer right to his chest, absorbed in something. He looked up when I opened his door though, and put his computer to the side to stand up. I set the camera down on his dresser and walked toward him. He reached me before I reached him, and suddenly one arm was around my waist and the other held my face and he was kissing me. And I mean kissing me. Whenever I pulled back he pushed forward, keeping us locked together. My arms came up and around his neck, fingers running through his wavy hair. His hand trailed up my back, pulling at the hem of my shirt. I pulled my face away. “Dan,” he kissed me again. “Dan! Let me-let me-” I stepped back from him and turned, racing toward his dresser.

“Let me stop the capture!”

Later we were curled on the couch. I had on one of his shirts and we were underneath a blanket browsing the internet on our respective devices. “I’ve got to finish the vlog,” I said tiredly. My voice had a distinct scratch to it, evident of the wild ‘I missed you’ sex we’d finished just an hour before. “No you don’t,” Dan murmured into my hair, something I loved. “Just say you forgot an outro and leave a slide of text or something.” His voice sounded a little rough too, not that I had a problem with it. “No I wouldn’t do that to the fans. It’ll be a quick little thing, plus I’m sure they want to see you.” I was already turning the camera on.

“Hey guys!”

“Hello!!” Dan said while plopping his chin on my shoulder. I felt his hands wind around my waist.

“So I’m officially home! Yaaay! And I’m wide awake because I’m 5 whole hours behind yay. Anyway, we’re currently waiting on Phil to come home from shopping and errands, then we’re off to eat something later.”

“Which is special because Phil and I only leave the house about once a year.”

I giggled and smacked Dan’s cheek softly. His phone buzzed and he checked it.

“Speaking of everyone’s favorite clumsy youtuber, Phil’s just messaged me. He said-oh my god I cannot read that for your video!” Dan laughed and nearly fell over. I picked up his phone and read the text, laughing as well and knowing I couldn’t read it either. “Oh my fucking god, Phil!” I was dying.

His text had read: You two done with the welcome home sex yet?

I responded with a yes and then finished up the vlog.

“Well that’s the end of my travel/America vlog diary! I hope you enjoyed it! Like and subscribe and share this video, it really helps me out! I love you guys, and I’ll see you all next time!”

“Bye!” Dan cut in and then started kissing my cheek obnoxiously, making me squeal. “Stop!!” I laughed and ended the capture. Quickly, I slid my SD card in and imported the footage. I simply leafed through the material I’d captured coming home from the airport and from what we just shot. Dan looked over my shoulder, just watching me work.

“You keeping that in?” He pointed to the video of us kissing. Though our faces were pretty obscured, you could definitely hear us, including lip smacking and a little whine that came from one of us. Not to mention you could see Dan lift my shirt. “As avid readers and lovers of fanfiction I think we should keep it in. But…” I scrolled over to effects and blurred the footage, then I added a giant text box and typed in CENSORED. “…we’ll tease the viewers.” Dan chuckled in some form of agreement behind me. “Sure.” I kept everything else in, including the kiss attack at the end, knowing the fans would love it.

Dan and I got ready to go out while the video rendered and uploaded, only getting distracted once. The soapy, slippery wetness of the shower was something we couldn’t resist. By the time we dressed, I tweeted out about my upload, and Phil walked in the door.

Hours later, following a great dinner with my best friends, I was sitting next to Dan, wide awake at an ungodly hour. I knew he was aimlessly scrolling through tumblr, and I started checking the comments. What I saw made me smile.

They’re so fucking adorable

Omg that censored part? You know they did…something.

Phil knows what’s up.


Literally they’re goals.

“What are you grinning at, dork?” I leaned over, held his face and pecked him softly. “Nothing. I’m just happy I’m home.” Dan smiled and bumped his forehead against mine. “Yeah, we needed someone to cook around here.” I smacked his chest, and we both laughed.

BTS REACTS TO: getting their pregnant girlfriend their craving but finds them asleep!

“Hi can I get a bts scenario of them bringing their pregnant girlfriend her late night food craving and coming back to find her asleep ChubbyBunny anon”

-Admin Aylee <3

Seokjin would be an absolute cutie and wouldn’t object at all to going and getting you whatever weird combination you were craving in your pregnant state even after waking him in the depths of the night. He would go however far he had to in order to retrieve the exact brand you wanted and wouldn’t have a single complaint about it. He would step back into your bedroom with light feet, hoping that you had fallen asleep while he was out and luckily you had so he would place the food on the desk in your bedroom ready for you to snack on when you awoke. He would slip back into bed as if nothing had happened, holding you close and smiling to himself at your warm soft scent as he drifted into a deep sleep. 

Yoongi would certainly be grouchy if you woke him up to go and buy you food to satisfy your craving but you were lucky that most nights he wasn’t in bed until late due to working on his music. When you called him and he was only in the studio he wouldn’t mind going and buying anything for you since it gave him a reason to let himself go home to you so he would agree quickly to your pleas and get off without moaning at all. When he walked into your room with an arm full of snacks to a sleeping heap in the bed on the other hand, then he would be ready to moan at you. Knowing that you need the sleep he would leave you be and join you in bed quickly but don’t expect to hear the end of it the next day when he moodily grumbles about wasting his time since he didn’t even get to finish his song and even talk to you.

Hoseok would be silent as you woke him up, seemingly annoyed but in reality its just because he is still tired, in his mind he is just remembering the brands you like and wondering how much he should get you. He would get ready slowly and leave as quietly as possible to try and let you sleep again. He would be back quickly however since as soon as he woke up completely from the sharpness of the cool night air he would rush to get back to his love and child. Even though he would be out for only a little time you would have fallen back to sleep clutching your swollen stomach. He would laugh a little to himself and think that you looked adorable, his laughing may or may not wake you up but you wouldn’t mind anyway, just gesture him to join you and he would.

I feel like Namjoon would be fully prepared for your cravings with the ingredients already in the kitchen waiting to be microwaved or just plated up. When you woke him up he would be a little irritated but when you asked him to go get you your food he would understand that it was because of the baby that you had to wake him. He would give you a lazy grin as he walked out of your bedroom, dragging his feet slightly in his tired state. Once he had finished preparing your ,luckily simple, craving he would walk back into your room feeling extremely accomplished until he saw you laying asleep again, then being the god of destruction that he is he would drop the plate in his shock and wake you up. At least then you could eat what he made?

Jimin being the caring guy that he is would be 100% fine with you waking him up at anytime within the night to go and get you food for your pregnancy cravings. He would yawn and hug you close first asking you what you were craving this time with a kiss to the forehead. As soon as he found out what you wanted he would set off, thinking solely on the fact that his jagi needed something so thats what his jagi would get so he would only be out for a small amount of time. When he got back and saw your sleeping figure he would worry about you having not ate so he would quietly tap you on the shoulder and whisper to try and wake you up so you can quickly eat for you and your child before sleeping again.

Papa Taehyung would be ready to feed you and your baby’s cravings 24/7 with a box filled with your favourite snacks sitting inside a drawer in the cupboard across from your bed so there wouldn’t be much time for you to fall back to sleep after asking him to get you something but if in anyway possible you did he would tickle your sides a little to force you to stir so you can eat. He would always make sure to keep your cravings box overflowing with goodies so whatever you wanted was there, after all you would be the mother of his child.

It would be hard to wake Jungkook once he had been overtaken by sleep, snoring slightly and holding you tightly in a warm snuggled grip. You would poke his face, tickle him and peck his neck with your lips with no prevail. He would only awake when you started to whisper his name in his ear with persistency that would worry him slightly. He wouldn’t be happy that you were waking him but would get up to get you whatever you wanted anyway, going at a sleepily slow pace. he would get a little moody with you when he saw you curled up in bed sleeping once again while he stood tired and freezing holding your food but seeing your swollen stomach get in the way as you tried to reshift positions he would sigh and join you in bed, trying to help you get comfortable before sleeping himself.


“namjoon?” you whispered to yourself as you heard a car door close. you looked out of the window by your couch and just as you thought, namjoon was outside walking to your door.

he looked a little nervous but he couldn’t have been more nervous than you were. although you didn’t know how you felt about namjoon… you couldn’t wait to see if he would really kiss you. you couldn’t wait to see if this was real.

as expected he knocked on the door and shouted that it was him before unlocking it. you never understood why he didn’t just unlock the door and and come in like regular person. that’s what you gave him a set of keys for.

once he laid his eyes on you, he dropped everything that he was holding and rushed over to you. you stumbled a little but he caught you and pulled you close to him.

“hey!” you blurted out out of nervousness.

“hey.” he smiled, showing dimples.

unexpectedly, he leaned in and planted his lips on yours. you quickly responded, biting his lip so that you could slip your tongue in.

after earning a pair of wide eyes from namjoon you pulled back, not being able to contain your laughter.

“you have no idea how long i’ve been wanting to kiss you y/n.” he breathed and sat on the couch.“and who in the hell taught you how to tongue kiss? you’re so good.”

“im gassed.” you stuck your tongue out and shot a broad grin towards him.

he slid over and patted the empty space beside him. as you walked over to the couch, you stumbled again. luckily namjoon caught you..but he made a slick move. you were sitting in his lap, confused at how you got there so fast.

“so for confirmation, we’re dating now?” he asked you.

“yes were dating.” you giggled and poked at his dimple.

“hell yeah!” namjoon yelled, accidentally kicking your coffee table’s leg off.

“nam fucking joon are you serious?! you’re always breaking shit!” you tried to be serious but ended up laughing. “you’re buying me a new one.”

“sorry.” he covered his face in embarrassment but you removed his hands from his face and pecked his lips.

“shut up and buy me food to make up for this.”

he furrowed his eyebrows but not because he wasn’t willing to do that, he was just confused. wouldn’t buying you a new table make up for it? he thought.


“is getting your girlfriend food and a new table because you broke her other one against some type up rule? what’re you butting for?” you put on your serious face.

this time, you were the one confused. namjoon was smiling. but little did you know, he was happy as hell and had butterflies in his stomach. that “your girlfriend” line really had him.

“no, sorry. let’s go get you some food babe.” he gently pushed you off of him and grabbed your shoes. he put them on for you and grabbed your hand.

you were a blushing mess.

“ready?” he asked.

“yupp.” you responded excitedly because you were about to get food.

the two of you went to your favorite restaurant and ordered takeout. you decided on going to han river where you talked about how you first met up until now. you never believed it until you saw it yourself, having a male bestfriend sometimes turns into something more.

helena1205  asked:

I can´t never get enough of this AU. It´s too cute. Thank you for making it. I love your tumblr. What if Keith had a motorcycle? He had that hover-bike thing in S1. So he has a bike, and take the kids for a ride. Shiro is freaking out, because what if something happens. Keith is a good driver, and even little Hunk feels safe with Daddy Keith driving at top speed (or the speed limit). Shiro does´t have to worry. Love your work! (Also, older Hunk fixing Keith´s bike with his engineer skills.)

You’re welcome!! <3 I’m glad you’re still sticking around for it!!

[The Voltron Family] Keith had the red 2013 Harley-Davidson. He loved it and he’d usually use it when he was doing errands without carrying anything. He loved the feel of the breeze and the thrill of going really fast.

One early morning, Keith was cleaning his motorcycle at the garage and little Hunk was looking for him.

Hunk: *peeks into the door* Daddy Keith?
Keith: *turns around* *smiles* Hello, baby. You’re up early today.
Hunk: Morning kiss! *waddles towards Keith* Can I?
Keith: Of course you can, sweetheart. *meets Hunk half way* *carries the little boy and lets him sit on his hips* *makes kissy face*
Hunk: *giggles* *grabs Keith’s face and plants a peck on the lips* Good morning. *pats Keith’s cheeks*
Keith: Good morning to you too, my little sunshine. *kisses Hunk*
Hunk: What’s Daddy doing? *points at the motorcycle*
Keith: *smiles* Daddy’s just cleaning his bike. Wanna see?

Hunk tried his best to be helpful to Keith while he worked. It turned out Keith would do this every Saturday morning and it became Hunk’s routine to be Daddy’s Little Helper. He woke up really early just for this. Keith would always have Hunk’s morning milk prepared alongside with his morning tea.

One Saturday afternoon, Keith had to do a quick errand to the mall. So he wore his red leather jacket and had his helmet in hand as he walked out of the door. Shiro was still out at the hospital while the Galras were having their playdate.

Hunk: *tugs Keith’s pants* Can I go with you?
Keith: *blinks* Well, you can but don’t you wanna play—
Hunk: *shifts in place* *whispers* Can I ride your bike?
Keith: *eyes sparkles in delight* 

Shiro was heading home early when he stopped at the red light. He hummed to the music playing from his playlist when he noticed a biker stopped beside him. He turned around, to see someone in red leather jacket and thought. “Hmmm, kinda reminds me of Keith. Why are bikers in red so damn attractive—?” Then he stopped himself when he noticed that a kid was behind the biker. It was little Hunk holding onto—

Shiro: *rolls the window down* *shouts* KEITH!!!! *mortified*
Keith: *turns around to look at him* *slides down his helmet* *grins* Oh, hey, babe!
Shiro: *still mortified* DON’T HEY BABE ME!! WHY IS OUR CHILD *points at Hunk* RIDING YOUR MOTORCYCLE??!!! That’s dangerous!
Keith: *chuckles* It’s not! My baby’s safe with me! He’s strapped behind me. *looks pointedly at the strap wrapping Hunk* See?! Totally safe!
Hunk: *waves* Hi, Daddy Shiro!
Shiro: *smiles softly* Hi, sweetheart. *turns to Keith* *gets freaked out again* UNSTRAP MY CHILD AND PUT HIM IN MY CAR, KEITH!!!
Keith: *chuckles* Can’t do that, babe. Promise my little munchkin we’ll ride to the mall and back.
Shiro: Keith, I swear to god. If you don’t—
Keith: *looks in front of him* *quickly gives Shiro a flying kiss* See you later at home, sweet pea! Sayonara~ *drives away when the light turned green*
Hunk: *waves* Bye, Daddy Shiro!

Shiro just looked at his two loved ones drive away from him. The cars behind him started blowing their horns because he wasn’t moving. He shook his head and drove his way back home. When Keith and Hunk got home, Shiro was already waiting for them in the foyer.

Shiro: *hands on hips* *taps his foot impatiently* 
Keith: *rolls his eyes fondly* *gives Shiro a kiss* We’re fine. We’re alive. We made it back. Nothing to worry about! Plus, Hunk had fun! *looks at the boy beside him* Didn’t we, baby boy?
Hunk: I wanna do it again! *cheers*
Shiro: You are not doing that again. *takes Hunk’s hand* 
Hunk: *pouts* *lets Shiro drag him to the kitchen* Why not?
Keith: Yeah, Shiro. Why not? *pouts*
Shiro: *looks at Keith and Hunk* I… you’re both giving me a heart attack!
Keith: I wasn’t even speeding. *nudges Shiro* I was like under 60.
Shiro: UNDER SIXTY??!!! *mortified* *carries Hunk* Nope. You are not taking my child on a ride ever again! Unless you learn to drive at 20! 

Years later, Hunk at 19 was at the garage changing the oil of Keith’s motorcycle. Keith joined Hunk and handed him a plate of butterscotch.

Hunk: Remember when Daddy Shiro banned me from riding with you on your motorcycle?
Keith: *munches on his butterscotch* Your Daddy’s such an old man. Doesn’t know how to have fun. *chuckles*
Hunk: *chuckles as he takes his snack* Didn’t stop you though.
Keith: *smirks* Of course not. We were sneaky. Remember when we went to the bakery that following week and you tasted your first croissant with fillings? You could hardly wait to finish them, you ate while I was driving. 
Hunk: *laughs* And I had crumbs all over your jacket!
Keith: *eyes widens* *smirks* Why didn’t you call us out though?
Shiro: *pouts* *deflates* I didn’t have proof.
Keith: *laughs* *feeds Shiro butterscotch* Like I said, sneaky. *winks*

How Would You Feel // Lee Taeyong


the prompt: could you write a song based scenario for nct taeyong based on How Would You Feel from Ed Sheerans new album?? Please and thank youuuu~~~~~

words: 2764

category: song fic + angst + fluff

author note: i kinda made the song in the readers pic rather than Taeyong’s bc i wanted to mix it up. please enjoy :)

- destinee

Originally posted by taeyongd

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