- Keith: Hey Lance...
- Lance: What do you want, Keith?
- Keith: Close your eyes
- Lance: *close eyes*
- Keith: Open your eyes.
- Lance: *slowly open his eyes* Keith what are you up-
- Keith: *slam a cake into Lance face* HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, LANCE!!! *quickly dash out the room*
- Lance: *stood there for a moment* Keith, my birthday is tomorrow. *taste the cakes* And I want chocolate cake, not vanilla!!!
sorry if i made you uncomfortable with the smut ask!! but what about something funnier like lance getting his face smashed in a cake? :')